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You have the ability to telekinetically manipulate objects near politicians, but they can't get injured or die before their fated lifespan is up; How do you embarass the politicians?

By "near" I mean like a sphere of 10 Meters around them. You can't manipulate them directly, it has to be a non-living object. You also can't cause anyone else to die before their fated time of death.

So, how do you embarass them.

Trip them down the stairs? (zero injuries remember)

Drop their mug while they try to drink water?

C'mon, what's the most embarassing thing you can do?

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  • Keep moving the mic away from their face so they sound meak and quiet and no one votes for them.

  • I'll telepathically tip port-a-potties upside down over Danielle Smith for decades with regularity if any deities are listening.

  • Every bug swarms them. Better if I can get them to spell out the phrase "I CHUG DICKS" right across their forehead

  • Every time that they get close enough to a smoke detector, make it scream.

    Maybe "pants " a few of them in front of a press conference.

  • Make the phrase: I LOVE DICKS - I SUCK COCK -, in a circle around them, spelled out in dildos. And just like Saturn, it follows them around everywhere. An alternative phrase would be: I LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING, still spelled out with dildos.

  • Visit every biblical plague on every politician who uses their power to hurt people while claiming to be Christian. Every time they are in the public eye. Use my powers to manipulate "Christian" voters into actually voting that way.

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