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The Picard Maneuver @startrek.website

2y ago

Roughing it

86 comments

AI really doesn't understand anything. You could sneeze in the general direction of that thing and it would tip over.
- Also the mirrors are unusable by the driver, and the right side mirror isn't even connected.
  
  the right side mirror isn't even connected.
  Never heard of Bluetooth? Wireless my guy.
  
  And they seem to be outward facing...? Designed to briefly blind its enemies so it can escape, maybe?
  
  there's a light with no source
  
  It's just holding on with superconducting magnetism.
- You say that like humans don't have a long list of "inventions"/designs that totally wouldn't/didn't work but built it anyways lmao
  
  I feel personally attacked
  
  Just look at the history of the artic explorer that got outperformed by a stock vw Beatle
- That’s because it’s not intelligent, it’s just artificial
- It understands my camping needs.
- Ai understands perfectly what I want. It also understands it doesn’t have to be real
  
  Yes sir I see your 3 titty woman wallpaper but what are you ordering?
- Hey hey, Al Bundy has something here, a million dollar idea!
  it falls over anyway but it is damn cool until it does

How many soldiers to the gallon does that get?
- Haha f*ck ive never heard of this
  
  I don't get it.
  It sounds like a "war for oil" joke, but why would the number of soldiers/gallon depend on the vehicle?
- Now I'm torn on what's better soldiers to the gallon or gallons to the mile
  
  Just as confusing as real freedom units

Where's the goddamn water slide?
- That's only in the deluxe package. But if you ask me, those deluxe package buyers are a bunch of casual campers.
- I am positive that roof is supporting a jacuzzi

Considering that this thing won't fit under any overpasses, the furthest you are going camping is your backyard.
- That's it in expanded camping mode, it all folds back down to the size of a 1979 vw split window camper.
  
  "Please ensure all people and pets have been removed from the vehicle before transformation."
- Don't worry, the overpasses have also been redesigned by AI.
- Your comment has me wondering how far I could go without going under an overpass. Hmm. Probably pretty far, by sticking to secondary roads.

This is the kind of thing you'd see in the wasteland of some Dying Earth science-fantasy, a ruined curiosity left by some dead hubristic civilization

It's literally Pete's camper from A Goofy Movie

Did Clarence Thomas get donated a new RV, what does his handles need him to vote on now?

And you just know that this is the family that will make your own camping trip hell if you end up beside them.
- I paid the GDP of a small country for these speakers, so by god is everyone going to know it.
  
  "What are y'all doing just enjoying nature like that? BORING! I'm doing all of you a favour by spicing up your night with this bottom-shelf dubstep!"
  
  For me it's always the nonstop generators running 24/7

I don't beleive this thing actually exists
- Definitely an AI image. The reflections are off, the side mirror is floating, the panels all look weird and the railing is doubled up.
  
  You know what? When it comes to cars I can always tell AI by the wheels. Like they are too smooth and always have weird wing nuts or empty voids of spaces. It's at a glance the wheels were wrong with this one too.
  And then your comment pointed out a lot more obvious things. Wooh just a look around this thing is wild.
  
  and the railing is doubled up
  just realising that AI must have designed the zips in SuperDry coats
  
  The inside is also all appliances lol.
- “Get ready, everyone; we’re going camping!”
  Gets stuck on first speed bump and flips over
  
  Underpasses and some bridges would be a problem too.
  
  Camping plans foiled by the first overpass they have to go under

If cruise ships were busses

On the next season of Righteous Gemstones…

A little balcony for every occasion

0.2 MPG!
- Hey better than my 1956 bel air that gets 20gpm

No, I will not follow "awesomeinventions" for more.

Is this the RV from A Goofy Movie?!

Very Dr. Seuss.
- The Lorax would hate this
  
  But young Once-ler would love it!

This vehicle makes me want to wander around a completely paved planet, or possibly one with a naturally-occurring super flat surface

went a little too hard on pimp my RV
- Needs more purple paint with sparkles, and some gold accents, also with sparkles. And spinners. Purple and gold for those, with sparkles, of course.
  And hydraulics. See this jumping as it waits for red lights.

Somewhere a camper company executive is seeing this monstrosity and creaming their jeans.

Nothing says camping like a sky deck and a pool

As someone wilderness camping below freezing on two separate trips this week -one in a hammock at the great lakes and another in a tent a little farther inland, I don't even know what I'm looking at.
- bivvy bag or bust

This might persuade my wife to go camping with me. But it's far from guaranteed.

it always seemed to storm whenever we went camping when i was a kid, and that's what all the campers looked like when you're stuck in a little tent during one.
- Either you had really bad planning or the universe seems to hate you for some reason

It's nuclear powered

That's how Tom Haverford goes camping.

That's when it gets called glamping.

probably ai but I'd seriously want to be on that bus

then i can't camp in backcountry
- Wouldn't ya know, that's exactly what they're calling it. The Backcountry.

Its NOT camping if you don't sleep in a tent.
- This has a tent that pops-up over the king size bed in the master bedroom.
- What if I wander in the woods for a few days and don't sleep?
  
  Then you should switch to mellower drugs.

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