1mo ago

Trump Taps Hooters-Obsessed MAGA Diehard to Be an Ambassador

www.rollingstone.com

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Nick Adams' social media is so absurd that many have speculated he's a performance artist. The president thinks he should be a diplomat
- "my ex wife was tarded, but now she's a pilot!" (we are living inside Idiocracy for real now)
  
  Except President Camacho was smarter than Trump.
- Oh my fucking God, it's that fucker.
That fat Aussie cunt? He's either a great performer who is always in character, or a completely feckless gobshite.
- If it's the first, this is about to be fucking hilarious
  
  I have been absolutely sure it was a joke. His shit is so over the top.
- Wouldn't be the first time conservatives fell for an absurd caricature (cf. Steven Colbert's many, many conservative fans in the first few years of his show)
  
  If you don't mind an off topic question, what does the "cf." notation mean? I've seen it before but never had the chance to ask the author before my curiosity waned :)
- Well the Australian Liberal party (actually right wing) kicked him out for being too much of a dicked soooo yeah
- alot of AUSSIE cunts have fled to the US because of the permissiveness of right wing tolerance.
Fucking embarrassing.
- It reads like satire, but yall saying he is for real?
  
  As real as these booty shorts
- This is my favorite. I ride motorcycles and as a whole the people I've met who ride are pretty accepting except for a couple of very old or very young dickheads. But trying to ride that fucker side saddle would get you laughed at by even the most accepting riders.
  
  He didn't say he "rides" the motorcycle, that's just how he sits on a Harley. He sits on it as if someone else owns it and he asked if he could have his picture taken with it.
Coming soon to Malaysia, hooters.
- Wait a moment. I always assumed that those were ironic xeets. It's not a satire account????????
  
  My best guess is that he's actually a hardcore MAGA grifter, but part of that is being an attention whore, so he's happy to put out tweets where people dunk on him as long as it results in more attention.
- Watch out, a woman can plow you down there, or so I hear.
Possible upside, he might fly on a Boeing to his new post.
Restaurant chain Hooters goes bust and files for bankruptcy protection
Anyone who refers to themselves as an alpha male is in fact a complete bitch.
- I always assumed this was a parody account because of this post. Recent developments suggest otherwise. Is this guy, in fact, not a parody?
Y'all. Never heard of this guy before now. Read through all those screenshots from merc and the quotes from the article, and... this guy is most definitely performing for us. And I mean all of us, captivating the callously cultish right and aggravating reasonable lefties alike. Impressive!
There really is a nuance to his apparent lack of any self-awareness that simply cannot be dismissed. To ride such a fine line, to rustle the jimmies of so many, and then manage to be tapped for such a position, one with such exquisitely mediocre amounts of power...
It's not the onion. Dude is the onion.
Hopefully the onion to my guacamole.
I, for one, would love to see a taco replaced with a tomahawk any Tuesday. Any Tuesday now...
Wait I thought that was a satire account
if that is his picture in the article, he looks more like hes in his 50s.

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