Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis

Envious men please remember vaginas do have an ending. Don't trust hentai, your penis will NOT come out of our mouths

We know about the 666 man. Six figures salary. Six inches. Six feet tall.
- Nothing about the 5’10 8” $95k guys anywhere
Next you're going to tell me that piss doesn't come from the balls? Please.
The cervix is just a door if you knock hard enough.

Matt said: “It was a very embarrassing accident. One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too. As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

Right, because a fifteen-inch penis is totally going to obstruct your view of both feet and everything else below your waistline, and your dick is totally the reason you clumsily slipped. And you totally aren't looking for every possible excuse to turn any event of your life into another opportunity to brag about your massive, record-breaking schlong.

🙄

If mine was that big, I'd probably just stare it, too.
Also Tom Segura has a bit about seeing a guy with a large penis
- While I appreciate the link, I am absolutely not having that in my watch history. I really don't want recommendations based on…whatever that is
He just likes to brag & isn't evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
- What a blast from the past!
- He does, however, have an enormous penis
It takes one to know one, and buddy...you're not that guy
- Thankfully, neither am I. 😅😶
That sounds suspiciously jealous 😏
- I'm 100% sure you cannot get an erection if it's that long, not enough blood in the body to supply it. You should probably get a surgery to make it smaller if you have this
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too.As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
Sounds like he slipped on his penis

Broken arm you say?

[x] One broken arm
[ ] Second broken arm
[ ] Mom
Leave this behind at reddit, please.

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”

You did NOT slip on your penis.

He didn't, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn't see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
- That's a lame excuse. I'm pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don't consider my vision obscured by them.
  Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
  A better title would be "man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can't look away from it even when in slippery spaces"
- Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it's just time for some prescription glasses.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world's largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)

is there a way to block all posts with links to a specific site?

UBlock origin will let you do this. Come back to this comment in a couple minutes...
Edit: Add something like this to your uBlock Origin custom filters. (The sites I included are all paywalls, but you can substitute your own)
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This will turn something like this:
into something like this:
(The "Anker's Sound" post has had its link and headline hidden)
Reddit Enhancement Suite had FilteReddit, which had more fine grained controls to block posts linking to specific sites. I've been looking for a Lemmy equivalent, but UO is the best I've found so far.

this guy gets a burn cooking and he's like "must've been because of my enormous penis" trips on the stairs "dick got caught in the spindles it's so big" gets sleep apnea "my giant schlong wraps itself around my throat when I'm sleeping"

I mean, to be fair… it must be pretty annoying. Chances are he’s not compatible size wise with 99.99% of women. Probably even jerking off is a massive workout. Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood. Seriously… when you’re this far out of the normal range I recon attention is the main positive thing that comes out of the situation (at least for people who like attention). Everything else just seems needlessly difficult.
- Probably gets lightheaded each time it fills with blood.
  There was an interview with someone who has a record sized penis, and one of the funniest yet saddest moments was him and his wife talking about how she has to be careful and 'manage' his erection during sexual activities so he wouldn't pass out.
  I think I would go get a medical license of some kind and solicit blood donations from friends just so I could pump my blood pressure up to avoid that.
- No one heard about outercourse. There's plenty of women that would just....why am I explaining this.
It's just curious.

Unrelated but this newspaper says:

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There's people that are actually saying "hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here's my phone number!" ???

there's people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I'd take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.
Ever since I've personally heard "I like some of these ads", I've lost faith in the masses
The world's full of 'em, and many others, yep.

Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big...oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,...but let's get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,,"

This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women's vaginas won't accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.
"Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong"
- FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It's their whole thing.

...independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.

I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we'll get to that later

a museum in Iceland
a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
- Sigh... https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Matt_Barr%2C_World%27s_Largest_Penis_Cast_on_Display.jpg/500px-Matt_Barr%2C_World%27s_Largest_Penis_Cast_on_Display.jpg
- Something tells me the author knew it didn't need to be named. 😜
Is that flacid or erect length?
Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long
The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyjafjallaj%C3%B6kull
uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.
More or less like the english th. Thorn (letter)
- eth, not thorn
- Sort of. ð is the Icelandic rendering for both edh and thorn, depending on context. Edh is voiced, thorn isn't.
- It's the "unvoiced" part that confuses me
It's pronounced like the "th" in "weather."
Th
Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it's against your teeth

Funny story, but the size of my penis is why my balls always get wet when I pee.

Me too!

I was careless, didn't look where I stepped, it was totally because of my dick. Let me tell you more about it...

Seriously. Dude is acting like he can't see the floor because his dick is in the way. Be one thing if he had syncope due to blood flow. Just didn't look.

The world is full of men that can't see their own feet in the shower!

Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?

Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.

Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn't think about usually.
- When you have a 37cm pénis that's probably all you can think about.
I promise it's a real issue for women.
- I have been pregnant but don't remember falling down because I couldn't see my feet! I do remember my belly knocking into doorways when I miscalculated though, since it keeps growing.
Wait, you have busted and/or pregnant women watching your feet?

OMG it’s real

Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.

But why would he lie about having a massive penis?

are all the impressed comments in here from men lol

Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he's always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.
- he needs to find cooler pools.
- Yeah had woman tell me that she dump a guy because his penis was to big. He tore her vagina and she bleed. She said that shit hurt. Having a huge penis isn't always flex for women.
  He might as well get into porn, but normal woman don't want a dick that size.
- I’ve had an 11” before - like baby arm girth too. It’s absolutely physically taxing. Not just the “ouch” from cervix bumping but also there’s just something about big penises that make it feel like exercise. 9” is fun but it’s like I ran a marathon.
- This is a serious plot point in the novel The Godfather.
  I'm packing 7.5", but skinny, and I used to hit bottom with every woman I had sex with. Fun to painful (for the woman) in an instant. A 14.5" schlong would be worse than useless.

14.5 inches, what an absolute unit

No wonder he is single and lonely for attention.
- In the Godfather novel, Sonny Corleone couldn't have a decent sex life because of his gargantuan penis until he landed a woman with a deep vagina. I am not making this up.

Wow poor guy is probably going to get a lot of sympathy cards. Must be awful.

I can all but guarantee most women run away at the sight of it.
- And the ones that don't, he's running from.

"Man trips over giant cock and breaks arm" 🤣

I truly believed it was gonna be about illegal rooster flights, but I guess he gets that a lot after the big reveal.
Oh. Uh.. oh. Yeah, no.

Jesus. They don't make pants big enough for this guy.

Maybe JNCO
- Deep cuts. 🤌🏻

my penis was the only thing in my eye line.

“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first

This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen

Which I found humorous. Because penis.

Imagine shitting in a public toilet with such dick, it's either out on the floor or in the toilet water.

You could hang it over your shoulder
- Around your neck like a scarf?

Longer than the average forearm, that's crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.

Look at the photo of him standing. It's visible through his pants, it doesn't look thin.
- True, and it must be flaccid unless he's really into getting his photo taken.
Can't see feet girthy
There's a picture of a mold of it here
https://biggestpenisbook.com/?page_id=720

Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I'm also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.

My man making a baby's arm look small 😂

Arm? It's bigger than a baby.

Lol his face in that pic says it all

“signature look of superiority”

WTS Dubs has entered the chat.

My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend's bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.

Gf: "OK. Seriously. How big is it?"

Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)

"I... I'm not sure, not sure... I believe that... um..."

Gf: "How?!"

Best friend: "No idea, but it fits."

Hol'up. When were bananas invented, then?

He must have big feet

Dick size is actually more related to nose size than shoes size
his penis would be longer than even someone with large feet.
Small enough he couldn't see them, and he tripped, breaking his arm.
Def gotta be small.