I'm the swamp hunter. Where you at?

This image seems right-wing coded. Also, nobody has to invade, it's for sale.

Wonder what's censored up there in northern Idaho

Edit: found it

Yep, fairly accurate. Hmmm wonder what the motive behind covering that was......

I think Washington State is included in the Nazis part, and honestly, that's fair. Once you get out of the city, it's hit or miss. To be clear, we punch nazis inside Seattle., we have video.
- it includes parts of Montana too which is also accurate. they have little communities up there and do weird shit. I call them Peyote Waffen
Well I hope OP censored it because they believe the rest will take them out......I can dream right?
- Unless Alberta is invading, I doubt anyone would bother even going there.

Me too friend! What a small world

The author of the image doesn't know about the weed farm filled northern California and how unsafe it can be up there.

I was gonna say, maybe SF is relatively unarmed, but good luck in the East Bay.
Or the mushroom turf wars in Oregon. Brutal!
https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1993-08-01-me-19088-story.html
Although now that weed is legal, that stuff is a lot less spicy. Speaking as someone that used to sell hydroponics equipment.
Why do you think it said what it did? (It was supposed to be a little "surprise"!)

actually, S. Oregon is also pretty militant. they were on the news a few years back. caught a lot of shit for using an actual guerilla tactic that made all the suburbanites go

For me that's the best part, the whole rest of the country thinks it's the weak link because SO/NorCal knows how to keep their mouth shut instead of waving their guns in the fucking drive thru.
:3 Just a bunch of psychos waiting for shit to hit the fan. So yes please invade us in Oregon first. We are waiting UwU pew pew >^ . ^< also don’t seem to see ICE in these parts for some reason lol.
- I've spent my life trying to get leftists to embrace 2a for that reason. You KNOW they only fuck with people who they think will come quietly
Oregon used to run a fucking backwoods castration farm where trans people would go to get castrated for $500 and all of the cops fucking knew about it and they just looked the other fucking way.
Like, the fact that these idiots would look at South Oregon and be like, "Oh yeah, no, just roll the fuck in, it's not gonna be a problem," just goes to show how good Oregon has been at hiding how fucking vicious they would actually be.
Like, America could be losing 99 to 0 amd it comes down to fucking Oregon and we would fucking steamroll those bitches.
99 to 100 is still our win
- bruh wth o.O
  is Oregon the secret Florida?
Also has a higher gun ownership percentage than Texas
- Paul Harrell. RIP.
- based. how blue is Oregon. are there true 2a evangelist progressive states?
And more guns in Northern California than in the 5 surrounding states combined.
- Aren't the meth addict wood poachers somewhere in that area too?
- I did not know that. I heard there was a kind of rugged rural community around there but never known what they were actually like
also like 90% of the terrain is straight up mountain face and dense forest with like maybe 3 highways crossing the mountain range total. Access control is super easy.

Imagine if America had thought to draw a map like this before invading Afghanistan, Iraq, Vietnam, or literally anywhere it didn’t go as planned.

How come school shooters aren't on here?

And yet when there is a school shooting, everyone of these is just cowardly waiting outside

Hey, someone needs to keep the cops company.

The reality is just one word and the word is "nukes"

It should be titled "why America will never be united"

Yup. The real reason for lack of invasions is "not worth it".
- This was more my thinking. Is this supposed to be "Why you should be scared of invading here" or "Why you shouldn't bother invading here"? And frankly, Americans have been demonstrating for decades that they don't need help to destroy their country. Their worse terrorist attack was the equivalent of a bad month's worth of car accidents.

California and Washington would be full drone wars.

~~What used to be between Washington and Montana?~~ Oops should have read further comments.

Idaho-Montana is white supremacist doomsday preppers, but it looks like someone scrubbed something to that effect out.

Going srs on the meme here, but irregular fighters are generally terrible. No standard of training or fitness, no command structure, no logistics networks. Fighting behind enemy lines with little to no support is usually the bailiwick of highly trained commandos, not tubby white dads who go hunting once a year during 6-day rifle season. All these people would be fodder without getting their shit together first.

Oh, and we're proving ourselves to be a bunch of yellow-belly cowards every single day the Republicans remain in power. There is not an ounce of martial pride in being an American.

I found the original and posted it above, it does in fact say "Nazis".

I can assure you, there are much scarrier people in new england than people who wear shorts in the winter. First, its THEIR winter, not yours. Secondly, fluffy AT-ATs (Moose).

This also is the part of the world where New Hampshire is, they are the "Live Free or Die" state for a reason. Texas would probably like that motto, but they would have to take it from NH, and we all know who were betting on in that fight.

Them folks in Vermont aren't exactly afraid of arms, and neither is Bernie.

My winter shorts are darker in color so as to preserve heat better, thank you very much.

It's a huge fucking country. The same wisdom of not getting involved in a land war in Asia applies.
- Pretty much this. The number of countries that could wage a full invasion across an ocean, keeping supply lines open, against a near-peer, is pretty tiny - MAYBE the EU if they all pooled resources (and invited the UK along). MAYBE China if they island-hopped (which is its own set of logistical nightmares). That's really about it.

Ha, yes, I shovel snow while wearing shorts. Y'all know how physically taxing it is to shovel that heavy, wet, white crap that you can't snort?

By the end of my driveway, I'm usually just wearing a thong and winter boots. Clothes be sweaty.
- Ha!

so they can just have Hawaii?

Gun ownership is restricted(1 gun per 27 people vs 1.5:1 in the US.), so they would be up against polynesian melee weapons and a fierce Ha'a.
Sure, there are military bases and the Pacific Fleet to get past, but we are assuming landfall is possible with the map.
Meh, if they can get there.
- I hear the JSDF is rearming, and is pissed off that Trump is being an idiot.
  Hear me out, Pearl Harbor 2.0, can't go tits up.

Long range mormons ? Wtf is that ?
Is that also the mormon who have AOE damage attack ?

A lot of Mormons in the Great Plains take up long range and extreme long range shooting (think sniper shit), mostly because you have enough flat land there to set up proper 1000yd ranges (and enough deserted areas where you can just go plink a target for a couple hours without another living soul around).
I think it depends on their loadout. I know some have an AOE that does 2D6 wounds on successful hits. Something about a.... divine.....grenade of some sort. I can't remember.

Northern CA has way more seals. This map doesn’t know shit about seals.

I think they mean Navy SEALs, not pinnipeds.
- They probably mean the musician, Seal. He lives in Malibu.
- You mean the guys that write books? I guess they do say the pen is mightier than the sword.

You are not the top of foodchain anywhere moose, bears and wolves move more easily than people.
And if you don't have one, be very assured that there are several gun stores between your current location and your destination.
I spent 2 summers there working at a fish processing plant, saw lots of gun shops.

Appalachia is accurate, it gets weird in the hollers

seems hawaii is up for grabs

Cost of living is way too high since everything other than pineapples & coffee has to be imported…
- Can one live on pineapples and coffee alone?

Neither. There's more than one nationality here

Intersection of CMP and Backwoods people. Yeah, that tracks.

I was gonna say Joe Exotic being Oklahoma’s main claim to fame is a bummer, but then I remembered that I actually went to his zoo so I can’t say shit

Just east of GANGS NY would be "BMW drivers."

Probably worse than gang members to be honest.

Florida man high on meth kills invading army, eats its army men's flesh, sells some of it as "ground pork, low quality"

*bath salts

Hawaii: 10/10, would bomb again.

This is the same reason no fascist dictator could ever declare martial law and take over...

Notice the fascists aren't pulling this shit where we're armed? Funny that.
- Pretty sure they are pulling that exact shit right now where we're armed

Why is there always a force field around CO?

It’s a smoke cloud hovering over that section of the Rockies, and Colorado just forgot to turn their regional identity reference in for… reasons…
Meth and mountains. Even the OOP couldn’t get in to write it.
CO should also be, "Even the liberals have guns."

Im sorry, "not so tough" sure we got us gangs amd some stuff, inland also got a real republican gun lover streak, but Norcal? Theys got the mountain men, inland oregan and norcal, and they got lots of rural, police and sheriffs aint so much around but justice got done dont get started on any of them folking expecting an apocalyptic invasion war if the world and gearing thinking theyd fight em off. Dont poke around a cult with lots of guns on blm land in a a dark forest all im saying.

Don't forget all the illegal/semilegal weed farmers who are more than happy to put you in the dirt no matter who you are.

Do you invade your banished island ? Ask in history who where send to colonise this lands ?

USA need his own popular revolution, until then, they will be killed by a system they are proud and happy to give their lives for. If you never fought for your rights, you can't understand how precious they are.

Apparently nowadays, many countries are making kings and queens, to lazy to take care of the system which is taking shape. And at the very end, everyone will lose.

Tbf Resnecks + Florida man + backwood people

In MN minding our damn business lol!

NY would put up a big fight. Brooklyn can't go without artisanal kombucha more than a week.

We infact do still know the old ways.

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Halfway between CMP People and Gangs.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this was drawn by a Texan. Americans think they are the only "tough guys" because they're assholes. Come and mess with Canada, we'll put you back in your place, chumps.

Meh, as someone who grew up in swamp puppy land I think this whole map is why people like Trump get away with touting places in America as being dangerous and people believing it enough for congress to not shut it down. I've been up and down the east coast, stayed in every borough except Staten Island at least once. Throw in D.C., Philly, Baltimore, Atlanta, tiny towns that most people have never heard of or couldn't find on a map. I've been to Phoenix, San Diego, Dallas, Charlotte, Chicago, Memphis, Nashville... And I'm sure many I've forgotten. The one thing they all have in common is they have all had mostly nice people.
Go hose down your rink eh!
- Give your balls a tug there bud!