MAGA Lawmaker Who Vowed To 'Protect' Kids From LGBTQ+ People Resigns After Arrest For Child Pornography
MAGA Lawmaker Who Vowed To 'Protect' Kids From LGBTQ+ People Resigns After Arrest For Child Pornography
Republican Motto: "Rules are for the lesser peoples and whatever I'm currently campaigning against is what I'm doing. "
It's ALWAYS a republican !
It's always the ones you most suspect.
I suspect Trump ....
He resigned so he would be available to be appointed to a high ranking government position by Trump... if you surround yourself with Pedophiles you don't have to worry about them not defending you, and its clearly working so far.
This happens so often I wonder why people haven't learned to immediately become suspicious when a public figure says they want to "protect the kids"
"Hands off, queers! Those kids are MINE!"
Slow castration with hot oil would be the proper thing to do to fix the sick motherfucker.
Projecting = guilty. It's not the drag queens, it's not the openly gay scout leader, it's the hyper masculine losers
The bigger the truck the bigger the hard drive.
Shocking, ain't it?
That they resigned.
It's always the ones you most expect.
Let's protect them from the gays and groom them behind closed doors* I fixed that for you
How long are we going to ignore this extremely obvious pattern? This seems like a problem indemic to the Republican party. What the fuck is going on?
Republicans get off on cruelty and power directed at those who can't fight back. Pedophiles get off on cruelty and power directed at those who can't fight back. Spot the connection.
Thr Republican party is the natural home of kiddy fiddlers.
Imma draw a venn diagram:
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Fuckin’ nailed it!
My grandfather was staunchly Republican. For forever. Eventually became a maga person, he had the hat and everything. He was always at the very least a "bit" racist vocally. Towards the end of trump's last term something happened that spured him to leaving the maga movement. They cut his VA benefits. He's still a racist but since it directly affected him, he was against it. This example clearly it directly affects this person's family, but not the person himself. They make excuses that explain away all the transgressions via religion or "better for country". It's more important than ever to remember when he said "I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?" He doesn't tell the truth often, but this is a circumstance that I actually believe he did. I don't know how we got to this point of delusion, but I do think it's systemic. He's a result of the disease, not the actual problem. Remember "the sin of empathy"?
Pedocon theory
Pedocon theory is a theory like gravity is a theory. Women's subservience is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Children's obedience is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Fathers' right to rule their families is what they believe in: they'll just tell you. Pedophilia is the natural outcome of all these ideologies: children are the property of men. MAGA has made a religion of patriarchy. In many cases, this toxic vine is wound deeply through their actual religious practices of fundamentalist Christianity. If that is the theory, pedophilia is the practice. The evidence is there, if you're willing to look.
"If you're willing to look." I've used such phrases throughout this essay. That is because pedocon theory is a self-censoring fact: something so profoundly uncomfortable to think about that you instead choose not to. You sweep the evidence away, add up one bad apple after another and pretend you do not see.
Epstein's sick buddies took over the country is the problem
looks at the history of the Catholic church
Forever.
Why would President Joe Biden have done something as terrible as planting child pornography on this man's computer?
EDIT: Ahahahaha.
According to court filings, May allegedly used the screen name “joebidennnn69” on the Kik social media app over five days in spring 2024 to exchange 220 files depicting toddlers and young children in sexual acts.
It is just impossible to parody this.
"toddlers" makes it so much worse... Teen is fucking terrible, pre-teen is horrifying, but toddlers?? I don't know a word to describe how fucked up that is...
toddlers
What a sick fuck
Toddlers and young children... Wow. Guild Of Pedophiles gonna phile I guess.
Brass Eye was the last word in paedo-mania satire.
I do wish the media would stop saying child porn. It's abuse and rape, not porn
No, they are NOT the same things. Both are terrible, but child porn goes further, it's the filming/photography of abuse and rape.
That's like saying rape and murder are both the same, so let's charge them as the same crime. They aren't, they are both horrible, but let's identify these assholes by the very crime they have committed.
Oh golly gee, what a total surprise! Who could have possibly seen this coming?
Every accusation is an admission
They are literally all pedos
Pedos or protecting pedos
All of the above
MAGA are essentially having turf wars on pedophilia and assume that anyone with a sexual deviation from the majority must also share their own sexual depravity.
It's always the ones you expect the most
Speaking of, where are the Epstien files!
also the 4000 transaction paid by trump to someone in teh files, equalling 1billion.
Probably in the trash can by now I imagine
Honest question: HOW MANY?
Kids? No more than a few dozen, low hubdreds at most.
Gop? All of them.
Another instance of: "Every accusation is a confession."
It's almost a joke at this point how many MAGA pedophiles there are. Do they realize they're a joke?
They literally have no shame. These are the same people who think DEI is racist against whites
He resigned? That's surprising
Wow, that's crazy. So now we're going to more closely inspect the test of the Congressmen... Right?
Right?
Every congress session should open with someone holding up a giant posterboard labeled "Number of Child Rapes" and below it have GOP politician on the left and drag queens on the right, with a big fat 0 under the drag queen section.
Does he have to resign before accepting a job in the White House?
hes just stacking his resume for trump.
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Accusations are confessions.
Of surprise to absolutely nobody.
No way a maga politician was lying, next you’re gonna tell me rich people paying less taxes is bad for the country
no one wouldve saw that coming for sure
/s
The shocking part is the resignation.
Sadly the not shocking part will be the pardon.
He has it on very good information that there are some awful people out there.
Gigabytes upon gigabytes of good information.
“Oh dang, you gotta see how sick this one guy is, I’ve watched this one 20, maybe 30 times!”
But how! He's not a drag queen!
Still not a drag queen.
Fkn lol, of course.
He had it for research, he's just trying to think like the predator, get Into the mind of a predator...become the predator.
Is there something like GayHomophobe for "protective" child abusers?
I'm shocked... This is my shocked face 😐
This is my shocked face:
🙄
Every time a MAGA says protect the children, look at their hard drive first!
State or federal
Flip a coin. They're all pedophiles or the guardians of pedophiles.
Guess we should ask LGBTQ+ people to protect kids from straight repedocans.
Someone who is open about their sexuality, would be pretty likely to not have evil secrets inside it.
When someone tells you who they are, believe them.
"Robert John "RJ" May III"? There's two more of these reprobates?
“Same as it ever was”
He'll get a life sentence with no parole, minimum security prison with 12 hours of work release per day.
Oh crap, everyone panic if you are friends with this POS. Otherwise everything is panning out its natural course.
LOL, because of course.
The conservatives are the ones that were [1] screaming about kids being trafficked by Hillary and friends out of the basement of a basementless pizza parlor, but this probably all had so much traction with conservative idiots because it's always projection with this bunch.
Always.
[1] Some probably STILL are screaming about this. I can think of specific instances of people I saw online that were still quite sure that pizzagate was real, in spite of what the Liberal Media and The Deep State were lying about, naturally, and that because Taco was in office, that The Storm was going to happen at any moment. This was in late 2020, before the election (Tacostein getting elected again would of course fix something that he was unable to fix in his first term, so that's why you should vote for him in 2020) and very long after the term "pizzagate" was used as a punchline. I could see these people claiming The Storm was going to sweep up Hillary, et al, all throughout the years of 2017-2020.
At this point, due to how the, "every accusation is a confession," phrase keeps proving itself true, over and over, I genuinely believe that a group of MAGAt Republicans are trafficking children for sex from the basement of a pizza parlor, somewhere. I mean, maybe it's really a pancake parlor or something, but....
Good Sweet Baby Jesus! I fear you must be correct about this. The bizarre specificity of the accusation which is objectively crazy otherwise screams that GOPers are actually doing this somewhere!
Agreed, and when these dingbats stroke off to fantasies about how "The Storm" is going to take out all the Democrats, I think they are hoping that will distract from the real storm of arrests that should be happening among the conservative population nearly everywhere, and at all levels.
These MAGAts need to be banned from being near children.
The irony is so strong here.
Steve Martin called. He wants his old scepter through the ears gag back.
Yes, this seems to be a monthly event at the very least.