Minimum dating standards
Minimum dating standards
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Guy I know who is single: "You need to be literally perfect! Tons of money, super athletic, cultured, brilliant, speaking six different languages! It's impossible!"
Girl I know who is single: "Fuck me, I hope this next guy I'm seeing isn't married, can cover his side of the check, and remembered to wash his ass. Although, at this point, two out of three isn't bad."
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Guy who is me who is single: I'd be fine if we could just get some third places that aren't focused on drinking where it is appropriate to ask women on a date.
Or if I started drinking more again I guess, but having quit for a while to cut back I don't want to get back to where I was, I'm doing good.
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Additional third spaces definitely required.
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100% this. But also, you can make your own third space by inviting friends over and asking them to bring friends. I met most of my serious girlfriends at various house parties. Friends of friends are somewhat pre-vetted.
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Try more meetups? There's always stuff for running, board games, coding, bike riding, bird watching. Just don't be a creeper who's cruising instead of doing the activity in good faith.
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I'm not Czech, I can cover the sides of my ass, and I remember I'm married.
How did I do?
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It's a high bar to clear.
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Do they know each other?
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Guys forget that what's inside their head is far more important
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what’s inside their head
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100 IQ joke
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They really are at the top of the bell curve
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Found the astro-physicist
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Is the mandatory 100-inch dick just implied/assumed?
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Diameter? Yes.
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Well hey, two out of four, I'm halfway there!
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Show off
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Remember! Give it to them on a flat palm and fingers together!
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Metric vs imperial joke somewhere in therr
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I just transitioned. Now I have 3.
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Can I see a diagram?
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And always eat breakfast even if it’s just an avocado toast
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Actually this is wrong, you should be 100,000 feet tall, make 6 dollars a year, have 100,000-pack abs and have 6 hairs on your head.
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MC 900 Ft. Jesus just entered the chat.
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To be fair we are all waitinf on robot cat girls with Voice ChatGPT & all terrain interior.
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Or not be an incel.
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That one secret trick to dating.
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If you write messages to other men about how unreasonable women's dating expectations are and its mostly relating to common male insecurities, there's a pretty good chance you're incel posting or parodying an incel.
Height, abs, balding are all common cishet male insecurities, and largely have nothing to do with finding a girlfriend.
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At this rate, only elite men should breed TBH
Losers should be working 12 hour days 6 days per week so that better man can have more time to party with all the women.
That's really where society is going TBH
Look at Muslim word.
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Side note: I've been seeing loser spelled as "looser" so often recently, when I see it spelled correctly, my brain does a double fart.
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Fascists try not to project their sexual insecurity every second challenge
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Your cuntry boy
I didn't write these rules. They are imposed
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All you need to be a superhero is 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10 km run every day.
be fuckin CAREFUL with that
might end up making the rest of your life boring because you're too powerful
And eat 3 meals a day. A banana counts for breakfast.
** ::: spoiler spoiler
Its a reference to the anime One Punch Man where Saitama, the hero, attains ungodly power through diet and exercise.
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Did you know that ripe bananas on an empty stomach can be disastrous for people with GERD?
You'll go bald doing that
People laugh but even without the running part this is a lot
Not really. Do 10 of each on the hour for 10 hours straight.
96...97...98...
Don't forget the bananas
You have me curious now. I know for me 10k is about an hour so I'm going to see how long to do 100 squats pushups and situps. I want to say ballpark that's probably about 2 hrs a day for everything together. Bit excessive.