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28ReplyI'm in a filthy gas station bathroom stall right now. I feel like that's a pretty good excuse.
24ReplyYou're in a filthy gas station bathroom, relaxed and comfortable enough to be browsing memes on your phone
25ReplyDoesn't mean I wanna put my hands on the ground lol.
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Ok, there is ONE excuse.
11Reply🤣
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Ok but I gotta finish poppin' first
12Reply 7ReplyI just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It's anyone not??
7ReplyIf by 'can' you mean 'place where shit goes' and by 'place where shit goes' you mean 'work', then yes.
3ReplyCurrently on the toilet, having a pre-workout poop. It feels like Lemmy is watching me.
I was going to just do cardio, but I guess I'll add 20 push-ups at the end... I'm now too scared not to
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pop pop goes the weasel, the weasel pop goes the weasel cuz the weasel goes pop
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Okay fine, geez. Everybody trying to get me working out.
There.
12ReplyAnd cut down on the pancakes
10ReplyOr don’t and just do
~100 calories for a medium pancake
~0.36 calories per pushup(all of this is googled and blindly trusted)
=277 pushups per pancake.
Totally worth it!
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You know what?
I’ll compromise. Only 10 pushups now, but I’ll do another 10 every hour for the rest of the day. Deal???
10ReplyDeal 🤝
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You caught me just as I was getting ready to workout. So I tacked on 30 push-ups to the end of my 30 mins of cardio. I hope you're happy, cause I'm exhausted
10ReplyGlad to help! Lol
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I layed 30 CAT5e cables today, all at different locations, 450m of cable total... you really think I'm gonna get out of my sofa for pushups?
7ReplyUhh yeah? Don’t you see the picture? The buff doge would like you to…
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Haha good one, great meme.
6ReplyO7
6ReplyI'm using the bathroom right now, have only gotten 3 hours of sleep at most, and am browsing Lemmy so that I don't get a panic attack over potentially not having my medication for two weeks...
6ReplyAnd done.
6ReplyI did twenty half pushups. I had to get out of bed and now my heart beats like it's freaking alive. I hope you are satisfied.
5ReplyYes, very.
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Two slipped discs. Not happening.
5ReplyBut I already worked out today and my arms hurt 😵 you want me to over do it???
4ReplyYes
1ReplyI did 21 cause you can't tell me what to do.
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Actually I sprained my pec minor sorry
4ReplyToo drunk for this shit.
3ReplySign up for this - great cause and you feel amazing afterwards! https://www.thepushupchallenge.com.au/
3ReplyDamn, I guess it's only fair
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Too crippled to get on the ground. Doctor’s note and everything.
3Replyk done now what
3ReplyI'm in a car my gamer
2ReplyNo can do. My left arm is broke.
2ReplyExcuses! Your right arm is perfectly fine
2ReplyI'm a lefty. That was my strong arm 💪
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I'm sick but I will do it when I recover. Need to get started with exercise again.
1ReplyI dont take orders from people who wear crosses, soeey doge
1ReplyI'm lazy. Should be a good excuse.
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