What the hell are Selena Gomez oreos?

i wish people would only take dark mode screenshots of Twitter. Or just provide the text.

I always laugh seeing how much they shrink the packaging every year. Some of these packs have like 10 Oreos in them.

I know, and I hate it to the core, but I have considered that they might actually be inadvertently helping humanity (at least in the US).

WE DONE DID. THE GOOD COOKIE. THAT EVERYBODY LIKE. AND NOW, WE GET TO GO HOME

Thank you so much for validating my brain rot. This was my immediate thought as well.
- Marketing: "...Labor day oreos, arbor day oreos, made with real wood"
  CEO:
  <insensate screaming>

Always interested in the latest food chemistry trends, but these things aren't cheap.

Going to leave this here: Oreo CEO: Stop making new oreos

Wholesome

“You are a babbling fool and we have built a temple to madness.”

We done made the good cookie that everybody like, and now we get to go home!
- Context for anyone that didn't get those two comments, and because I was going to post the link anyway

I want a Gwyneth Paltrow vagina flavored Oreo.

I’m thinking you probably don’t
- It sounds way too goopy tbh
- You don’t know me I have like fifty vagandles.
"Oooo what flavor are these Oreos?"
"Rainbow....."
"Ooohhhh yum gimme"
"....trout."
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Would the taste testers be able to compare it to the real thing?

Stop making new Oreos

My first thought

At my office, we've been trying every varietal that Oreo has released and we've been tracking our thoughts on them in a spreadsheet. Tbh, there's been some pretty vile ones, like the Coca-Cola Oreos and the Sour Patch Kids Oreos, but every now and again they do actually drop a banger like the Blueberry Pie Oreos.

Lemon thin Oreos are bussin
I find that the freaky Oreo varieties taste great with the first one, but the more you eat the weirder they seem, until by the end of the bag they're certified nightmare fuel. The Apple Pie a la Mode variety is exactly like this. TBF sometimes I eat the entire bag in 10 minutes, so that might be part of the problem.
- Apple Pie especially was bad for this, the first one was like "wow they nailed that!" and then 2-24 were like "what the fuck is this now"
- Its the same with the special edition Pop-Tarts. The first Eggo or Apple Jacks bite is amazing! Then you get halfway through the box, and you start tasting an artificial chemical after-taste. By the end, you're trying to offload the last toxic tart on to an unsuspecting coworker...
- As boring as it may seem, this is what our data shows as well. The average varietal is worse than a standard oreo, often because you start to get sick of the flavor. Meanwhile, the current highest rated Oreo is the Oreo Loaded, which I can best describe as an Oreo flavored Oreo. turns out classic Oreo is just hard to beat.
I tried the swedish fish Oreo once and can accurately say they are an offense to God and man.
Lemon Oreos are dangerously good.
And they say WFH increases productivity.
Coke Oreos were best Oreos. I also loved Oreo Coke.
- I like gumming coke mixed with Oreo crumble

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What do Selena Gomez-flavored Oreos even taste like?
Hey are there any straight guys here, who can answer, does this lady look compelling? Her eyes look like she needs an epi-pen 5 minutes ago, her grimacing-smile looks like someone is holding Natalie Portman hostage, and those photoshopped hands look like she's being operated by Jim Henson. I don't get how we like this now.
- Ehhh... the makeup is significantly overdone for my personal tastes, but she's not unattractive by any means. I think you're being quite a bit too harsh on her smile. But it is a bit of an awkward picture generally, and it also isn't one that's really trying to present her as being as attractive possible. She had probably just been stuck doing the shoot for long enough for everything to start to feel forced and unnatural
- At least some of it is probably related to her medical condition and the treatment she's received for it. Gomez has lupus.

They taste like Selena Gomez. What do you mean what are they? You act like this is complicated. I mean it says right there in the outside of the cookie tray wrapper. They've been putting the flavors in the outside for 30+ years. They wouldn't just change it up on a random whim.

Selena falls into mixer during tour of factory.
Worker races to turn off machine to save her.
Oreo PR person stops them: "Wait. I think I know how to turn this disaster into a gold mine."
Selena Gomez is in the cookie, how much clearer could they be?
My Oreo flavor would be the blond cookies with ham-sweat flavored cream in the middle.
Yeah, but which part? I mean, ear or knee would be fine, but I don't know about elbow.
- We all know.

Even though I try to avoid processed snacks, the weird novelty flavors are what tempt me. I support innovation in food :D

I also avoid all these junk foods as much as I can, but I also realize i can inject a whole lot of joy and excitement in my life by buying these weird novelty flavors I likely wont enjoy, but thats not what matters. Its the hype.
- Oh, they almost never taste as good as they look on the packaging, haha. Nothing wrong with simple comforts once in a while. Sometimes I use those odd flavors as inspiration in my own cooking and baking or try to recreate the recipe.

I posted this when I first saw them, and people in the comments said they're like the Mexican hot chocolate, with some cinnamon and spice. Apparently they're pretty good.

How could horchata Oreos be anything but delicious?
They’re delicious and I hate myself for liking them.
- More for you. And me. They're awesome.

really good, tastes like cinimon roll skeet

Skeet skeet skeet motherf*cker

Delicious! They taste like chocolate cinnamon rolls.

Honestly I'm on board with a lot of the wacky Oreos I don't mind them

It is Selena Gomez flavored Oreos.

Poor girl. She must have been struggling with the worst case of type II diabetes anyone's ever had.

Also wondering about the texture of those oreos: is it finely grained like a smoothie or more coarsely minced with gomezy bits that stick between yer teeth.

Its just the cream part in the middle thats Gomez. They grind her up with a bunch of sugar and push the Gomez out of the extruder between the two cookies.

I know I’m trying to boycot the US, but I did try them and they’re way better than regular Oreos.

They have both chocolate and vanilla, and they have cinnamon. They’re sweeter too.

Is this some kind of bathwater thing again?

It's like the vagina candle thing. These taste just like salena gomez

Is this a good place to dump some Selena Gomez shit talk?

Regarding Oreos, yes they're insane constantly coming out with new flavors & sponsorships & brand deals even though it's all just fucking oreos, minus some noticable ounces & grams because of shrinkflation.

Regarding Selena & Oreos, Oreos are not healthy, and they're fattening though understandably delicious & addictive for those who are prone to such victual indulgences. And Selena has unapologetically mentioned that she does enjoy such foods. So let's take note of her weight fluctuation after her music career was interrupted by lupus and surgery etc. no shade, it's just part of being human. Oreos delicious. Selena Gomez approved her name & likeness plastered onto every Oreo package 🙄

But I suspect she has recently discovered Ozempic because...

She has thinned-up quite beautifully again after chubbing up a bit the last few years.

And falling in love with that blobby greasy slimy oily hairy monkey (who feeds her Taco Bell romantic picnics 🤢) who she apparently married just two days ago weekend of September 27th.

I am so nauseated by who she chose to marry.

But millionaires are free to do whatever they want so who am I to judge when I'm working me arse off and living paycheck-to-paycheck.

Her personality & public relations skills are top notch & she's so pleasant to look at & listen to except

recently the past few months or year her speech has become slow & slurred which is strange.

Slow slurred speech seems like medication side effects. But she's made no public acknowledgment about that because it's none of our business, she doesn't owe us in-depth details of every little thing but celebrities with excellent PR skills are such mysteries to us. She told us about her lupus and she told us about her kidney transplant but other obvious things she says nothing about and is so mysterious.

I've never seen her TV show /Steve Martin / Martin Short /something something Murder Building, so I wonder if her speech is slow & slurred when she's acting in that role too? I'm guessing probably not because that would not be a good look. So whatever medication she's on that's causing her red carpet interviews & her talk show interviews to give her such a slurred speech is a bit strange.

Perhaps she's slowing down especially now that she married a big fat greasy slimy man, let's hope his mindset & lifestyle & phenotype aren't contagious.

So her life goes on and I should focus on my own life. I'm doing fine I just wish I earned more money but if I did I would probably do crazy things like buy a huge mansion then complain that I'm lonely because money can't fix my personality or bipolar disorder or buy friends.

/ManicStreamOfConsciousness

Da fuck
- Hey, I thought that comment was a work of art 😆 I'm leaving it.
Sounds like you have a bit of celeb obsession going on. If someone posts a meme about Oreos and your first reaction is to type up paragraphs about a celeb, including multiple details around their personal lives…yeah, idk, maybe do some self reflection. Everyone has hobbies, I get it, but at the same time you really shouldn’t give a shit. At all. Far more interesting things in the world that would be well worth your time over a celeb.
- Jump to conclusions & make assumptions much? I'm an acrobat in Santa Monica california. I have an amazing life. I just watch YouTube a lot in my recovery time and Selena Gomez is adorable :-)

The peanut butter ones are fantastic.

There's gotta be a better place for this comment. Right now, it's below the Gwenyth Paltrow vagina flavored oreo.

Apple pie oreos shall reign supreme.

I decided to fry these and have determined that novelty oreos > regular oreos for fried oreos.
- Are they just a one dip and fry thing? I feel like I would want them crumbled up into a fritter sort of deal.
- My god you are a culinary genius.

They are heavenly

Oreo peaked with the "Uh Oh Oreos" with the yellow cookies and the chocolate icing. Change my mind.

I dunno, have you tried the Reese’s collab?
- The Reese's Oreos are just worse Peanut Butter Pie Oreos. Idk what they've done differently to the peanut butter for the Reese's Oreos, but my office is not a fan.

In Japan, they just give up and throw everything at the wall.

Where we are, these things are stupidly expensive. Almost twice the cost of normal oreos. Is there something there you see something no there's nothing

Go away clanker