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PinkyCoyote @sopuli.xyz

1y ago

And why you gotta touch my back with those ice blocks 😩

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- But that ‘no one:’ makes the joke.
  
  I don't see how
  
  I know you were being sarcastic.

What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?
- No one:
  This guy: What exactly does the "No one: " accomplish, here?
  
  Lmao I see it now
  
  ?
- Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"
  It's silly. You can see the same thing with memes starting with
  So,
  
  Took me forever to understand that it is meant to show the thought is "random" / "weird" / "coming out of thin air"
  How?
- Making us all groan at a completely useless part of the meme.
- It implies a lack of justification, like there is no good reason girls hands are like that. Not sure why everyone is confused. It's a meme format that has been around forever.
  
  How does it imply that? I know it's been around ages, still don't get it.
- Allowing us to laff
- It accomplishes the text "No one:"
  
  But why
- "I can't think of a good intro for my joke and am a slave to trends"
  
  A surprising amount of people get their knickers in a twist over it, which is pretty funny tbh. I like to put it in a lot of my memes just to piss people off haha

If you think a girl's hands are cold, wait till you feel their bare feet against your legs in the middle of the night.
- It is part of my sworn duty to thaw those blocks of ice.
  Although I have noticed, things have become a lot less dire since we gave in and let the dog sleep at the foot end of the bed. 35kg of fur covered bio heater help.
- Ha! Luckily I don't have that problem like you losers with wives and girlfriends. 🥲
- I was out shoveling snow the other day and I guess I need new boots cause my feet were frozen. Then it was turnabout is fair play when I put my cold feet on her and she acted like I was the worst human being ever.
- Ice creams
- Legs? How about your back lol
  
  Im not Al Bundy and didn't marry Peg.

I'm cold girl until the second I fall asleep, then my body heats up like a nuclear reactor and if I've fallen asleep with a heating pad (because cold) I wake up in 20 minutes all hot and A N G E R Y like the hulk.
- This is my wife. Cold as hell when going to sleep, but in the time it takes me to fall asleep she goes from ice block to inferno.
  Nature is amazing
- So you the red hulk frfr

Shit! I am a girl!?
- And I'm not a girl? Damn!
  
  Well yeah if your names are opposite so would your gender? Common senss i thought
- This was definitely an unnecessarily gendered post. My wife's secondary function is transforming food into heat energy.
  
  What is wife's primary function? What is her mission?
  
  I don't know about unnecessarily gendered. The joke sorta relies on the common idea that women have colder hands and feet.
  
  Increase the entropy!
  
  People who period are more likely to have less average blood volumes, but you’re right that they may not necessarily be girls.
- Sup, babe. How's that ipo?
- Dude i feel you. I've got mild Raynaud's disease (low circulation in hands and feet) and I basically wear gloves and fur-lined slippers 9 months of the year.
- girl
  on the internet
  Sounds mutually exclusive

Well that takes the cake as being the weirdest gender euphoria I've experienced so far

a curse in the winter time, a blessing in summer

So help warm'em up!
- Yup! Best part of cuddles is being a human blanket
- sighs*
  
  Doesn't load

When she wants to get frisky but the cold makes you turtle.

As someone who is perpetually on fire: I love those icy hands on my back 🥺

Is there a way we can convince everyone to try to donate blood so if nothing else everyone get a free iron level screening?

To be fair, our heat goes to conserve our inner organs. We may lose our hands first if we're stranded in a blizzard, but we'll survive the men, and hands are replaceable.
- Wait, when did hands become replaceable?
  
  Full metal alchemist, duh.
- This Woman’s World article discusses the topic and provides supporting citation in the form of embedded links to various sources.
  https://www.womansworld.com/posts/health/why-are-women-always-cold
- yes studies show females have significantly colder extremeties by a few degrees i forgot exactly how much
- women lose their hands and feet
  men die off
  women lie in the snow like potatoes
  "Heh, we survived the men"
  
  This is called samovar

Anyone else wondering why she has buttholes in her hands?
- To poop obviously?

It’s low blood volume or anemia-induced in most cases I’d say.
- I don't understand what happened and why you are downvoted.
- 🤓
  
  Full disclosure on my part…

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