9 mo. ago • 100%

Potato Salad Rule

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Women should just say what they like during the act and not Xeet about it afterwards when the sex wasn’t to their satisfaction.

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- the fuck is xeet? It's twitter, none of the tweets have the url based on x.com
  
  EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe's media platform. If he wants it to be called something else, fix up all them URLs and sell the twitter URL to someone else champ
  
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  EDIT : you gotta keep deadnaming the transphobe’s media platform.
  
  I LOL'd
  
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  I like reading xeet as "shit", makes it much more realistic
  
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  yeah all the cutesy jokes come off more annoying than just steadfastly calling it twitter like a normal person
  
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- It is perfectly fine for women to microblog about sex and desires.
  
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  You're missing at least one asterisk: There should be some consideration for her partner's privacy.
  
  I don't think I'm the only man that has observed more than one partner behaving as if she'd rather have bad sex then gossip about it than tell me what she likes and then have good sex. Just...not react at all to questions like "what do you like? Does that feel good? What do you want to do tonight?" She'll address the United Nations with an ordered list of her recent sexual disappointments, but she won't say "do me like this" to her partner's face.
  
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- Men should get consent before doing weird shit to vaginas. You shouldn't be required to give an inventory like "37. Please do not shit between two pieces of bread and eat the shit sandwich during intercourse, I don't like that. 38. "
  
  Tweets like this are mostly for fun, but if they are prompted by actual events, then I am sure they were prompted by someone trying it without asking first.
  
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- You mean Xcrement about it?
  
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  Thanks the noun. The verb is Xcrete.
  
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- Or just...both
  
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The two genders

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- For basically anything sexual and even vaguely kinky, there are two types of women. Those who do not believe any woman could possibly enjoy it, and those who can’t get off without it. The important thing is to ask first.
  
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  I've read that when women are into BDSM stuff, they're way more into it than men.
  
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Almost like consent and communication are the most important parts of intimacy.

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There usually is not that much room in a vagina to slap, slapping the labia or vulva in general is possible.

Edit: Potato salad rulz

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- Why can't we just use vagina to describe all that in casual conversation? It's not like there is a better word. Everyone knows what you mean when you say it.
  
  "He punched me in the dick." Could mean just about anywhere on the dick, I'm not going to say someone punched me on the glans or the shaft or whatever.
  
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  What’s wrong with vulva?
  
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  There is a word for that, it's pussy. Vagina doesn't really work to describe the whole system.
  
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  There is a difference in sensation when slapping (not punching) different genital parts.
  
  Vagina is not the name for the whole genital - calling the genital only after the part one is interested in is depersonalising, because the clitoris for example is just as important and because there's a whole person with needs and desires attached to that vulva, vagina or clitoris etc.
  
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  Well, the vagina is part of the internal bit. The vulva is the external bit. See, we already have the language for this, it's just that it rarely is used.
  
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- You just flick the clit like you are flicking a bug from your arm.
  
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  Never quite understood genital impact play on its own, but that sounds really mean (not in a bad way). Like, I understand that when one's tied up, but just like that oof
  
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- You just haven't met the right woman yet.
  
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  You seem experienced.
  
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- i love that everyone is taking this so serious people start fighting about it
  
  also, i do not like potato, salad or rules.
  
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  Rules bad, yes, but what did potatoes and salads do?
  
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- That edit is on point. Love me some potato salad.
  
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- found the ob/gyn
  
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- I also couldn't imagine how this would be done efficiently. The only viable angle seems to be that of punching but I am pretty sure most women wouldn't find pussy punching sexy
  
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  I’m imagining it’s like giving someone a high five, but from a high->low direction, her vagina acting as the other hand in this case. Sounds like it could sting...
  
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Inside your vagina are two wolves...

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- NSFW
  
  [explicit vore]
  
  Like that?
  
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  thanks for the heads up I guess
  
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  Thanks for the spoiler tag, I just wish my mobile app could understand it.
  
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  I thought vore was "eating". What is it really?
  
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- Yes please
  
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Different people liking different things?

Nah, I don't buy it.

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The duality of woman

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Smack her right in the pussy?

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Where's John Cena?

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