The real dream machine

Sure, most girls aren't likely to respond in a positive way, if you say something like: "hey, if you ride my dick in that thing, are you on top? Or are you technically to the side?"

Most girls are gonna be like "eew, no. Just no."

But the thing is....a few girls who hear that shit will respond with something like "LET'S FIND OUT!"

They are the real ones. You don't just want to hang out with them for sex. You want to hang out with them, in general.

The electric requirements would stop you from putting it in your backyard.

The motor is 3 Phase around 150A. Residential areas are generally not wired to be able to offer 3P power to customers. You would likely need to rent some commercial space to be able to get the electric hookup.

I used to turn my body upside down in this death trap and the dude in the middle yelled at us.

Honey, I'm home! Fire up the mothafunking GRAVITRON!

It's actually going to set you back $120k, but still a better investment than a cyber truck

https://wisdomrides.com/equipment/view/51

I was so jealous of the carny who would get up and walk around on the inside wall.

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round

Ye old pukerator

my hometown's park had one of these. one day it malfunctioned and dropped. I was a kid but for some reason I went to see the aftermath. horrifying. dried blood everywhere...

This was, by a long shot, my absolute favorite ride and memory as a kid. 🥹

Well if you're okay with the perpetual maintenance costs which include paying someone who knows how to maintain it if you don't know how to

A puke extractor?

Just to be serious for a mo; why the fuck would I want a sports car anyway?

Showy cars are for smoothbrained insecure chucklefucks. I don’t come from money, and I have very little, but I certainly have no psychological need to attempt to appear like I do. Even if I got a gazillion bucks tomorrow there’s no way in hell I’m going to start purchasing shiny shit to show off with.