9 mo. ago • 98%

me_irl

41 comments

Spspspsp?

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Now I'm just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.

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- The scary part is that body is built by mauling woodland creatures.
  
  I want a crazy millionaire to get a cougar, feed it steroids and salmon, and make it workout until it is the pinnacle of terrifying.
  
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  It'll pounce out of the shadows like a derailed feline freight train, tackling local bears and moose to steal their lunch money or give them swirlies in the river.
  
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- From the looks of things... too late! (gulp :-P)
  
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In case anybody ever is in this situation, I've heard and seen on a couple videos that animals are afraid of things being thrown at them. Any time they see something moving that's not supposed to move it's because of a lot of strength. So throwing a handful of small rocks at it is generally enough to scare it away.

Here's a YouTube short of rock throwing in action.

That being said there are no stories of throwing a rock and it not working so take that as you will

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It is very obviously squirt bottle, fuck you cat.

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I'd still slow-blink to see if friend.

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pspspsps

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16
Shitshitshitshit shit Sounds like shishishishishit

14
Skat skat skat... Yell it, do it in your pants. It's all good

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- "YonOuttaHeeuh! Go-on! Git!"
  
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- "Skibidybop on out of here, jive cat."
  
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Just turn your back so it will know you're not interested.

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A gun

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- Large caliber, high-grain cartridges.
  
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  How high are we talking? Wheat or hops?
  
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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- You want more boiling oil?
  
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The opposite of pspsps is, believe it or not, pspsps.

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Fuckfuckfuckfuck

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You just hold out your hand and try to pet it.

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kshkshkshksh

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"PewPewPew"

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"Spspspsp"

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CrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunchCrunch

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šicšicšicšic (shicshicshicshic)

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Gunshots.

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- Idk that thing looks like it's ready to take a bullet
  
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  This kills the cat
  
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"Škac!" Is what you say to chase away cats. May not work for one that big. Although sometimes housecats scare away bears by hissing, so who knows.

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- How do you pronounce that s?
  
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  As sh in shit.
  
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