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Spspspsp?

Now I'm just imagining this critter breaking into one of those weight lifter supplement stores at night, scarfing down a whole aisle and then hitting the gym to pump some iron before the humans arrive in the morning.

In case anybody ever is in this situation, I've heard and seen on a couple videos that animals are afraid of things being thrown at them. Any time they see something moving that's not supposed to move it's because of a lot of strength. So throwing a handful of small rocks at it is generally enough to scare it away.

Here's a YouTube short of rock throwing in action.

That being said there are no stories of throwing a rock and it not working so take that as you will

It is very obviously squirt bottle, fuck you cat.

I'd still slow-blink to see if friend.

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Shitshitshitshit shit Sounds like shishishishishit

Skat skat skat... Yell it, do it in your pants. It's all good

Just turn your back so it will know you're not interested.

A gun

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

The opposite of pspsps is, believe it or not, pspsps.

You just hold out your hand and try to pet it.

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"PewPewPew"

"Spspspsp"

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šicšicšicšic (shicshicshicshic)

Gunshots.

"Škac!" Is what you say to chase away cats. May not work for one that big. Although sometimes housecats scare away bears by hissing, so who knows.