Is it relatable?

Yesterday my son peed in the exact spot where I just finished cleaning up cat pee.

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Showing dominance! Good!

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- 2 years old and already dominant among the cats. Not bad
  
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The smell is strong with this one!

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I mean, if you can't even handle a cat, of course you'll have trouble with a human child.

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- Sounds like they cleaned it up perfectly fine both times.
  
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"ask your father, all I wanted was a back rub."

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This was so unfunny that I'm going to actively be less sarcastic to my kid from now on

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Well it is a bit snarky...

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Human reproduction is the biggest con. The worst thing is, we're the ones fooling ourselves.

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Never had any ambition or dreams that was greater than 1 life time? If not, yeah I could see how it's pointless to care for another human until its self sufficient.

If you want any part of you to achieve something past the one life you have, children are the only way ambition can continue. Hell even your kids could not want to continue but you got grand kids and so forth. One of them may. As parent all we so is provide Fondation for the dream to continue.

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- Some people would say that attempting to reach your own self-fulfulment through your children is a form of child abuse. Certainly it can easily become abusive and I don't think it's a positive pattern to encourage.
  
  Having a child aught not be about what you want or even what you need. That's backwards, and it's exactly the sort of lie we tell ourselves to try to post-hoc rationalize a decision that our bodies have made for us, and we want to believe we made for ourselves.
  
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- Jfc, imagine bringing a life in to this world for the sole purpose of them being a vehicle for your ambition to, what, have some "legacy" you've convinced yourself you have, live forever? 🤯🙄🤦‍♀️
  
  And it's people like you who are then completely shocked and horrified when your kids don't want to any contact with you anymore, or when kids of people like you never want to reproduce because they don't want to inflict a similar existence on to anyone else..
  
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- Never had any ambition or dreams that was greater than 1 life time
  
  Nope. That way lies delusions of grandeur. Life is short and I'd rather focus on living it today rather than worrying about a "legacy" I'll never experience.
  
  If you want any part of you to achieve something past the one life you have, children are the only way ambition can continue
  
  And that way lies the kind of entitlement that leads parents to think their children's lives are their own.
  
  You aren't achieving anything past your life. Your kids are. Their ambition is theirs, not yours. Stop thinking you can take credit for it.
  
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- Lmao, I can't have dream that are further than next week. By the time my kids grow up, their dreams will be what, the next hour?
  
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- That seems pretty vain
  
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What are Condoms?: The Comic

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Let's be real here. You knew this going in. Condoms have existed for a while.

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I've had the opportunity to foster kids three times in my life, and every time I would wake up in the morning with this incredible sense of purpose and fulfillment.

Having someone who relies on you and trusts you and genuinely wants to be around you as much as possible gives a deep sense of meaning to my life.

Being around someone with this endless curiosity and boundless energy is invigorating. It makes me feel young, in turn. And it gives me an outlook on life I haven't had since I was very young, myself.

And babies are fucking adorable! I cannot express how crazy cute babies are. Everything they do makes me smile, even the gross things or the grumpy things, because they do it with such naked sincerity.

Currently working through the official adoption process with my wife, because we can't have kids the old fashioned way. And my only real regret is that we didn't do this shit ten years sooner.

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- Thank you so much for giving me the words to express my feelings better in the future. I could sign every sentence. We were lucky enough to be able to have kids the old fashioned way and I enjoy it to a degree I could not have fathomed before.
  
  I'll keep my fingers crossed that you two get through the adoption process fast and easy and that you will soon be happy long term parents to a wonderful child. Also, thank you for giving foster kids a loving home.
  
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- Good for you.
  
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- Well good for you but it's not for everyone. What's your point?
  
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Then why do so many parents complain about parenthood? Why do my coworkers volunteer for shifts to avoid taking care of their kids? It's not for everyone. Nice for you to love that but it's not for everyone. I don't understand what you're trying to say in your post. Just cuz it's nice for you, it better be nice for everyone? Don't think so buddy

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My daughter is 4 and rolls her eyes at me at a highschool level.

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Why? I . . . I . . don’t know!

[sobs]

[laugh track]

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The artist sells nudes in case anyone is interested.

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That's disgusting. Where?

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- Patreon.
  
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Go to horny jail

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- The horny police take you down the horny road to horny jail. Where's all this horny infrastructure springing from?
  
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That's crazy. Imagine being the kid who discovers their mom made comics, featuring them - first discovering the comics were widespread but also widely criticized. Then while checking some of the comments, learning that your mom also sells nudes.

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- The creator mentions it herself on Reddit constantly (or she used to a year ago when I still used it.).
  
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Gross pizza cake has infested the fediverse

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Truly a shit comic.

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My mother once said "because of sex".

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Bring back the good old days of hands-off parenting and child labour!

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no way it's the comic lady from r/comedynecrophilia

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I've always wanted to carry around a spare change of clothes for myself just in case I get someone else's pee on them :D

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Is this the original text? I remember pizzacake being funny..

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You remember that wrong.

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Careful, I remember somebody posting evidence some time back showing the author was some hyper passive aggressive person who'd sic their fanbase on you.

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- Lmao, let them do their worst.. 😂
  
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- I tried to find info on that but didn't see anything that supported this. Do you have a source or are you just repeating what you've heard?
  
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- Pizzacake drama is the internet's dumbest drama which makes it quality meta.
  
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- Him, interesting, thanks
  
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It always strikes me as anomalous that there are some that feel compelled to comment that pizzacake isn't funny but don't bother expressing approval or disapproval of any other comics

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- Pearls before Swine is awesome. Same with Red and Rover. And of course the true classic of Far Side. And Bizarro is fun, especially the "seek and find".
  
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Ha,never.

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obviously Xer parent

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