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NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

nuke @sh.itjust.works

6 mo. ago • 95%

REAL.

34 comments

It's the Challenger 2 Main Battle Tank of course!

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- Chally, je t'aime!
  
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Control over the Hoover Dam?

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- True to Caesar!
  
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  Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
  
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- Yes Ma'am!
  
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- That's quite the cumstack
  
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  Extruded straight from my weiner
  
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What can I say, girls love cockpits

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A (C)redible defense?

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Close support for Ukraine?

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Chris Farley, down by the river!

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Consent?

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All girls want the cockpit of a heavy strategic airlift asset.

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Cat. She wants a cat.

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covfefe

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Candy?

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Chicken McNuggets

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Communism?

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Coffee?

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Not even holding up the right number of fingers smdh

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Cars?

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- Girls don't like boys, girls like cars and money...
  
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Those aren't real. The Campaign for Human Rights and Natural Boobs starts here.

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- I don't know if I agree with your judgment. I'm going to need to see more evidence.
  
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  Like invoices and scars? I'm not saying they're not pleasing, but they're no 1.) a husband washing dishes or 2.) a brand new Patriot missile system being unloaded at an undisclosed location.
  
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Canadian bacon

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- When Americans say Canadian bacon do they mean actual pea meal bacon or ham?
  
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  They mean weird, thin slices of ham.
  
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Coke?

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covid-19

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