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Tell me what it smells like in the comments!

45 comments

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Mountain Dew and Honey Mustard?

35
Loneliness and shame? With a hint of dorito dust?

30
A miasma of post-Doritos farts, ass sweat, and uncleaned litter box.

The feeling of the spray hitting your skin will be akin to feeling piss aerosols/drops hit your leg when wearing shorts and using one of those urinals that extend to the floor.

25
- Damn, that's some graphic shit. I could feel the spray hitting my ankles while reading it. Got to scrub extra hard under the shower tonight.
  
  10
  
  I've got to tell you, I love the feeling of summer against my legs
  
  5
Why does the box have Thor on it? Is Thor in League now?

21
- Not just Thor, but Chris Hemsworth as Thor. My immediate assumption was that this was one of those foreign knockoff products that blatantly uses unlicensed shit to sell garbage.
  
  25
- They didn't find any men in lol_rule34
  
  10
It's a combination of Doritos, Mt. Dew, BO, and jizz sock.

17
chicken tendies and sugary bbq sauce

15
- Nah, all my homies eat their tendies with hunny mussy.
  
  5
- Only if they've failed to drink their verification cans.
  
  4
- I love me a sugary BBQ sauce tho. The worst one is my favourite.
  
  4
Incel Farts

13
Just like a regular brand one, because this is just an upsell on an otherwise mediocre product.

Its like an overpriced skin for a hero you never play

11
It smells like you da toilet.

11
Corn flakes and dried pee

11
It smells like a massive rash and an itch

10
Like an MTG con. Just depression and ass sweat.

9
- MTG? You don't mean Margerine Tailor Green do you? She's more unhinged aggression than depression. Although the "smells like ass sweat" part probably would fit.
  
  -1
  
  Magic: The Gathering...
  
  terminally online user detected
  
  3
Reminds me of this from back in the day

8
Icy douchebag?

6
It smells like kebab cooked by Spyro's flames

5
- Seems tasty
  
  1
  
  I had to make it somewhat related to fantasy (since that's what LoL is, right?), so I put Spyro the Dragon in there somewhere
  
  1
blood, sweat and tears, with a hint of monster energy drink.

5
Salt. Just a lot of salt.

5
The musk of a small child's room with an oaky menthol finish.

4
ass

4
Sweat, cheetos, beer, and cigarettes

3
Bradford pear.

3
Virginity

3
Everyone is a stupid noob except me

1
Why the fuxk are there engagement-bait posts on lemmy now?

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- No, it's a shitpost. You can say it smells like shit and I'll upvote you.
  
  13
- Isn't engagement literally the whole point of a social media platform?
  
  12
  
  Engagement bad, no comments please
  
  8
- What's the point of posting anything at all if no one engages with it?
  
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- Updoots to the left
  
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