Added Bugs to Keep my job
Added Bugs to Keep my job


Added Bugs to Keep my job
Removed double quotes, added single quotes
someone later on -m "removed single quotes, added double quotes"
More commits == More money!!!
Why do u prefer single quotes?
Not Shall330, but double quotes can imply variables in the string in some languages.
I have no preference! It was to do with Spring/yaml config and some really strange conflict which required the use of single quotes. I'm still a total noob in the world of software dev, so I wouldn't be able to explain why it worked 🤣
"Update"
It was my dotfiles, ok?
You're going to regret not adding the second sentence to the commit message some day.
Bold of you to assume there is a cohesive theme to dotfile commits. Usually it's just been long enough that I don't want to lose my latest tweaks
Squash me later
My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.
I've been adding the commit shas + messages to the final description, if anyone wants to see my exploratory work.
Tests: Add a few test files.
I thought we lost you ... Jia Tan!
Initial commit
grats on formalising your (new) project
Initial commit #463
God read my code and it made Him cry
"Changed consent banner text to reflect from legal, even though they are wrong"
"circumvented GDPR despite calling out strong ethical objections, because legal & management are forcing me to"
Update coffee list and tex files.
...and yes we have our office coffee list in a git repo.
Do new hires have to submit a pull request to get in on it? If so, I'm guessing the non-technical staff don't get to drink a lot of coffee.
It's actually just a paper list where people make ticks for coffee. That is then manually synced to an hledger file in git.
Do you have any plans to open source your coffee list? I want to add this feature where I get an iced coffee in the morning
"fix for real this time"
"28496 - there, it's fucking fixed you twat waffle."
Ticketed bug bosses son found. Dude nagged his dad who nagged us until it got fixed. Boss doesn't review code. And for the sake of a half dozen coworkers, I hope he never does.
";"
Previous commit was some stupid easy fix I didn't even bother compiling. Well, I should have, because it was the first time in recent memory I committed some code with a missing semicolon...
Before anyone asks : no, we don't do reviews ¯(ツ)/¯
Join me and use ~
to mean "shit changed just check the diff"
For those I just commit with the message "ngl there's a lot of changes in here"
"I'm sorry, guys."
Hrfg7ygfrvvby
git commit -m "if this doesn't fix it I'm looking up availabilities at my nearest maccas"
wip: good luck you monday fuck hahahaha
"My laptop died before I could push these"
Not a good commit name I know, but my laptop stopped booting and I just really needed to continue from my desktop.
It's a student project anyway.
Converted more tests to use the correct handle.
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Fixed dead link (fr)
French dead link?
Fix for vendor lies.
A
Because who cares for commit messages to my private repo?
You when you mess something up and only figure it out later?
I do Ansible playbooks so not too had to see when I ballzed it up.
hoho
I had just figured out how to fix a bug that broke our in house reminder system. My smug ass put hoho as the commit message for figuring something out that the previous guy couldn't. Of course it came back to bite me in the ass THIS WEEK when the system broke again in a similar fashion, but I couldn't remember what I had done.
Diff
I know I know. I figured out what I did before I thought of that... which was just now when you said it.
Prevent subprocess from killing itself until finished.
Revert this later
Yikes
WIP
You copycat.
Lol test
text
At a PV node, do not cut off from any TT hit. The SPRT result of this may be different than before thanks to LMR. Bench: 5212899
hey, you did ask
“Initial commit, come back later”
modified: index.html
Rip
Fix 3
"render trans chunks after entities/sel box etc "
Very progressive.
init: add readme
fixed another typo
"Debug"
I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.
"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"
I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
For some definition of interesting …. The quashed commit whose message is a Jira ticket number and title?
Update
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" "
Fuck it I quit
chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect
sq
undefined
git commit -m 'sq' git reset --soft HEAD~ git commit --amend git push origin +release
haaaands
"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
Merge commits 🙅
Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in
<main-project>
I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
Changed index.html
Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"
"update doc to reflect reality still more"
Fixes
“Again, Josh? Stop it.”
chore: replaced println() with proper logging util
I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.