Saw 37 the software Dev
Saw 37 the software Dev
but stackoverflow how i fixy the brokey!
Heh... but Javascript is so permissive you can just start writing psuedocode and it'll probably be valid!
64Replyeval('alert("Yep")')
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And it will do... something.
6ReplyPerhaps more than one thing, who can know?
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const notThree = 1 + '2';
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People should be able to do this, at least for simple programs. We used to do it all the time.
32ReplyEveryone should be able to do a hello world without IDE
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Hello World isn't that difficult to write.
He never said it had to be a useful program.
31ReplySorry bro, if you think JavaScript is difficult, then you're just too weak.
31ReplyNP, dude. As someone who learned JavaScript in the dark ages, when IE had to be a consideration for everything you did, writing a JS program now is trivial.
29Replyw3school
17ReplyMDN ftw, screw stackoverflow.
35ReplyMDN is better at everything than w3school, except for SEO.
7ReplyAny time I need to learn something about JS, I go to W3Schools to wrap my head around the basics, then over to MDN for current best practice.
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I think I'd be okay up until you pulled intellisense, at which point I would literally deflate like a balloon.
16ReplyDude JS is ez cmon.
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11Reply$facts
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"Every time you try to run your code the pendulum will drop lower until...."
Extremely loud crash as pendulum is rocketed into the ground by all the failed run attempts
10ReplyVar x = 1+"two"
Console.Log(x)
Done! I did it. I wrote a program.
8ReplyNot gonna run with those capital letters
6ReplyIt was never specified to run without errors.
3Replyconsole.log("You had one job.");
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Do people not read books anymore?
5ReplyHe got so upset he put on glasses and grew facial hair!
4ReplyBecause that’s how long he’s been trying to solve it
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hello world (: (smiley being the wrong way was on purpose)
4Replyvar a = 0
Done
3ReplyOk... He didn't say it had to be complicated or anything. Just make a magic 8 ball.
2ReplyJust used he internet archive to open stackoverflow
2Replyhey, an empty file is also a valid program. it does nothing. (like me :p)
1ReplyLearn JavaScript. It's a pretty good language. 👍
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