Visibly Distressed Putin Pals Shaken Up by Trump Verdict
Visibly Distressed Putin Pals Shaken Up by Trump Verdict
Kremlin state TV propagandists couldn’t hide their dismay over Trump’s conviction, but they confirmed that Russia is still desperate for him to win back the White House.
Perturbed Putin Pals Pause, Perplexed, Pending Perp's Penalization
195ReplyPrior president's penis proclaimed "puny portabella" per pornstar's precoital perception.
90ReplyPure poetry.
25ReplyPascinating
20ReplyThese were all good. This one made me laugh.
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Presence of pee-tapes possibly pointless presently
36ReplyI've awarded you Lemmy gold 🪙. It's buried 8 feet down in your backyard located at this exact coordinate: 37.78499221801758,-122.3960189819336
26ReplyIs it under the Los Compadres Taco Truck?
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"By" could be "pending"
11Replygot it! thanks.
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Get this person a puppers!
9ReplyGetProcure
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Russian propagandists were openly hoping for a hung jury and were visibly disappointed when Trump became a convicted felon on all 34 charges he was facing.
Hmm... sounds like some posters I read on here...
88ReplyIt’s always the dudes with the fancy looking names
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I honestly wonder if Putin expects corruption in the American system. I mean there is, but if he expects more.
55ReplyHe grew up on a steady diet of Soviet propaganda that leaned HEAVILY on that point. You’re probably right.
57ReplyLet's not pretend like the rest of us would have disagreed. If Trump sees the inside of a cell that will be an anomaly at this point.
26ReplyI’d also be pretty confident that he put a lot of eggs in that basket because his tactics worked in 2016 and he figured it was a proven success
17ReplyIt’s always projection with authoritarians
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“There are idiots in every country, but this is the only instance where idiots have their own country. This is something new in history.”
Lol, die mad
40ReplyGod, if only we actually had our own country...
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Russia: "we are denazifying the world! ...Oh Trump, he's cool with us"
25ReplyBut... But why
21ReplyBecause Trump is revoltingly friendly to Putin. Do you not pay attention?
10ReplyIt's impossible to be certain, but I think the comment might have been made in jest.
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Live in fear, cunts. Or feel free to do humanity a favor and off yourselves.
17ReplyIs there a way people can share the non-paywall version of articles?
8Reply 7ReplyI meant share the archive as a lemmy post instead of in the comments… thanks though. Appreciate the effort in posting that.
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Cross post it to another community that doesn't have the same strict rules, then paste the contents in that post instead
4Reply12ft.io often works
3ReplyNot anymore. They officially shut it down with no plans to return under another changed domain.
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TIL that Trump's Russian patronymic name is Fredovych.
8Reply[cackling in 'anyone-but-shithead-worshiper']
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