The trees voted for the ax because the handle was made of wood.
170Replyah yes, pulpulism.
62ReplyGoddammit that’s good.
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I’ll only be a carnivore on day 1
81ReplyCouncil of sheepdogs to decide if foxes are criminally liable for murder or if we should use pinky swears and the honor system.
7Replybut they don't have pinkies
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To be more realistic the wolfox would be saying he is going to eat all the sheep, and the sheep will be talking amongst themselves saying he'll settle down once he gets into power and what he is saying is just to anger the wokes
68ReplyHonestly I think you’re giving the sheep’s human counterparts too much credit. They don’t acknowledge that they are potential prey, even while actively being victimized.
24ReplyHe'd be saying sheep who get eaten are suckers and losers....
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This is so 2015...now it would be "Once elected, I will murder every single one of you" and they would reply with joy in unisson: "Hurrah, free lamb chops for everyone, you're our saviour!!!"
54ReplyWe'll be able to push the wolf to the left after the election!
37ReplyBut don't worry about his opponent, The Dire Wolf. Simply focus on the fox and why you don't want him.
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The bad faith always comes out of the woodwork every time there's a chance for a good old fashioned false equivalency
2ReplyIt certainly does.
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"If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!"
31Reply"And if I'm NOT elected, I'll be EVEN MORE carniverous!!!"
28ReplyOr “Once I am elected, meat is back on the menu boys!”
The half the sheep cheer and tell him to eat those other annoying sheep over there.
24ReplyElections are more like:
The wolf is in a shepherd dog's skin, pointing at the black and rainbow sheeps while saying "they're wolves in sheep skin, let me eat them!".
20Reply"That wolf is so full of shit. Who's his opponent?"
"Donald Trump."
"He has my vote."
18ReplyBoTh fUcKiNg SiDeS!!!!11
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"once put into power, i will only be consuming the sheep deemed by democratic voting, to be the least productive, happy, and likeable members of the flock."
wait is this just eugenics?
17ReplyHey ai watup
14ReplyIt’s done a pretty good job. I wonder how many copyrighted images it plagiarized.
16ReplyYes, there are only a handful of monsters in this picture that need to be burned at the stake.
6Reply"All of them. Ideally.
... Oh shit, I said that second part oht loud, didn't I?"
- Every "AI" CEO ever...
4ReplyI think it was a skilled prompter + manual editing
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reminds me of: "Yeah, i'm a male feminist. you're welcome society"
13ReplyWhat?! the sheep eating Wolf is eating us sheeps; who could foreseen this!?
12ReplyDon't blame me, I voted for the face eating leopard!
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since when did foxes kill sheep
10ReplyThey generally don't, but all things are possible in memeland!
14ReplyI took it to be a coyote. They go after sheep sometimes. Also, they are associated with being trickster figures in mythology.
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Here's how trust works:
Once elected, I will be vegetarian.I am vegetarian.
9ReplyIs that supposed to be a fox or a wolf?
7ReplyYou'd have ti ask the AI
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wake up sheeple!!!!
6ReplyDon't trust vegetarians
1ReplyTankies guna tank
-3ReplyThis word has lost all meaning at this point.
9ReplyLemmy.world has become an anticommunist echo chamber, reasonable people don't stay there and anti-leftists feel more welcome there.
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lemmy.ml and anti-democratic meme? surprised not
-6Replywhy is this anti democratic again?
13Replyit creates biased impression that democracy is generally like this. it's like showing that ussr sucked, so any leftist ideology must sucks too
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What in the world are you on about? This is about how politicians will pay lip service to the public but will act in their own interestd, usually based on their donors.
I get that you're on Lemmy.world, where everyone outside of your anticommunist bubble everyone is a secret scary tankie, but this is even worse of a take than nornal.
8ReplyWell, maybe someone outside your tankie bubble may have an other interpretation.
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Russia (allegedly) has elections too however
8ReplyOh yes, Russia, the renowned standard of democracy /s
11Reply'elections' with reaaaaaaally big quotes
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I read it as an oblique reference to this:
It may not have BEEN that, but I definitely saw it as a swipe against dishonest elected officials, not against democracy
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