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Awa @lemmy.world

1 yr. ago • 100%

Which Futurama line(s) do you find yourself quoting for no raisin?

with blackjack and hookers

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You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

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What do I look like, guy who's not lazy?

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https://youtu.be/LpOIPb1_aCU

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Permanently Deleted

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My manwich!

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This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me

But existing is basically all I do!

Let me worry about blank

Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes

Our policy is - if you're unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you

Your music is bad and you should feel bad

Tell them I hate them

Hello, lawsuit

That's it - you just made my list

I apologize for nothing

I propose we make Zoidberg do it

This is not a pet license. It's a fishing license - and it's mandatory!

So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.

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- Tell them I hate them
  
  Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
  
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Glagnar's human rinds. It's a buncha muncha cruncha humans!

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- Thompson's Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
  
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Interesting.... oh no wait, the other thing: tedious

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"My kajigger!"

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

"Shut up, baby, I know it"

"Good news, everyone!"

"My manwich!"

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She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

...come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.

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- I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
  
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  I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
  
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I'm 40% Futurama references

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To shreds, you say?

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"first the firefighters, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion."

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"No I'm... doesn't!"

Edit: also "I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness."

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To shreds, you say‽

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Shut up baby, I know it!

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- My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn't know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
  
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  My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
  
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I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.

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Good news, everyone!

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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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Wait, I'm having one of those things: a headache with pictures.

An idea?

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- Also:
  
  Dave's not here, man
  
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To shreds, you say?

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- Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
  
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  Honestly it's one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
  
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Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender's full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.

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"This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us!"

"Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all."

"Crap-spackle!"

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Kif, I've made it with a woman. Inform the men.

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Don't you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.

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Whats the matter professor? Nothings the matter fry, now that I turbocharged the matter compressor

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"I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

Is used daily

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- This just comes to me naturally 😂
  
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Anytime someone asks me if I'm ok after I get a small injury I'll say "Yet, thanks to my trusty safety sphere, I sublibed with only tribial brain dablage."

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Almost daily:

"Soon enough."

"That's not soon enough!"

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"Now I am leaving Earth for no raisin!" but I specifically use "... for no raisin" in everyday conversation.

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She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro!

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- You win again gravity.
  
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(Hey baby. Wanna) Kill all humans

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The CLEEMPS!

You callin' me CRAAAAZEH??

(I seem to have a thing for psycho robots.)

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Welcome....to the WORLDDDD OF TOMORROWWWWWW

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- This isn't even the scene from that quote but I still couldn't resist making it my profile pic!
  
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  Yeah but it fits the quote better i think. Definitely suits your profile name ;)
  
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Your music is bad and you should feel bad!

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Shut up, Baby. I know it!

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Fun on a bun.

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Lug nuts precious lug nuts!

Your neutralness, its a beige alert! If i don't survive, tell my wife hello.

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- All I know is, my gut says "maybe"
  
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  "what makes a man go neutral?"
  
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Good news everyone!

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I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!

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Assie!

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Hahaha...
Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
HAHAHAHAHAHA

That and the blackjack and hookers

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Good news, everyone!

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Change places!

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- +1
  
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"I'm Dr. Zoidberg, homeowner!"

And "Good news! It's a suppository!

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For no raisin

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You are technically correct

Which is the best kind of correct

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just practicing my stabbing!

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With my last breath I curse Zoidberg! Or variants therein. In other words I'm blaming a lot of my ills on that crustacean.

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I'm 40% (insert thing)

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You can't just have your characters announce how they feel... That makes me feel angry!

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What crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?

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Everyone saying "Good news everyone" but the real Dr gem is

"Oh my, yes"

And the variation

"Oh my, no"

I use them weekly

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I hate the people who love me, and they hate me.

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Kissenger: "We have all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"

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"...but I am already in my pajamas..."

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"Most folks just call me Orange Joe."

I have brown hair.

Also "Ow, my sperm".

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Bon jour. Crazy JGibberish! Edited for typo and to add the ‘crazy’ part.

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Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop 🦞

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Valentine's Day is coming? Oh crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!

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Morbo is pleased, but sticky.

Why is my Fry fro all frizzy?

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"I'm shocked! Shocked! Well not that shocked."

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@Awa I’m 40% (insert material)

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"The Original Party Worm"

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- Wiggity wam wam wozzle!
  
  I'm gonna go lay down...
  
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Not so much a quote I say out loud, but I often think of the scene where Lurr is buying human horn:

I'm just some guy... RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8.

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- Lrr's wife Nndnnd (when they're preparing to fuck): "MY ORGANS ARE MOVING INTO POSITION!"
  
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What day is today?

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- It's Leela's birthday!
  
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Obligatory "Good news everyone!", "I am [title] ruler of [thing]" in Lrrrr's voice, "bite my shiny metal ass", "shut up and take my money", and I'm sure I'll notice more now that I'm thinking about it.

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- Shut up and take my money any time I see something I'm real excited about for sure
  
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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised

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- I never thought I'd die this way, but I always really hoped!
  
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Oo oo

I'm having one of those things !!!

Like a headache with pictures!!!

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- This is my go to as well.
  
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kill all humans!

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- "kill all humans!"
  
  "Haha, nice futurama reference!"
  
  "What's futurama?"
  
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I hate these filthy neutrals...

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- Tell my wife I said hello.
  
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- I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me.
  
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  What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
  
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