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Political Compass Memes @lemmy.world

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"Trad wives" outraged at being treated like traditional wives.
- "I didn't care until it happened to me... TO ME!!"
  (sobs, uses kleenex to dab dry eyes)
  (Jerry Springer lowers his head and the microphone, waits in respectful silence for republican wife to regain her composure)
- "I thought we'd have a Martha" sobs woman who watched The Handmaids Tale and took entirely the wrong message from it.
  
  "But... But I was supposed to be the one at the fancy baby shower while not being pregnant myself!"'she persisted.
- Mfw the man wants a "trad wife" but doesn't want to be a trad husband
- You can say "shit" on the internet.
  Treated like shit.
  
  I'm on the internet, Greg... Can you milk me?
  
  Shit on the Internet
  
  I like to say shig sometimes because it sounds ridiculous

I’m generally a proponent of equal treatment, but when some alt-right hate monger whines about not getting it, I have zero sympathy.
- It's like when you tell someone not to burn their hand by touching a hot stove but they do it anyway.
  Like, yes, I STILL support you not touching the stove, but I don't feel sorry for you.
  
  https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/leopards-eating-peoples-faces-party
- Exactly, you’ve been condemning the movement that demands people treat you like a person. What did you expect? I still oppose the misogyny you face, but you did go looking for it

Leopards, faces
- Not really. Leapards don’t eat junk food.
  
  You think a leopard wouldn't demolish a 20 piece chicken mcnugget if it found one?
  
  They also don't (or shouldn't) eat plastic

This should sum up the entire thing: Ben Shapiro, who's wife is a doctor, doesn't understand that women's vaginas get when when they're sexually aroused.
https://www.jezebel.com/wet-pussy-stumps-ben-shapiro-1844678613
- I thought it was not that she didn't know about the wetness (self lubrication), more that she didn't understand the squirting orgasm, which is what the track is talking about at one point.
  
  Flying Squid was saying that Ben Shapiro himself doesn't understand women's self-lubrication, and also that his wife is a doctor.
  
  Ben's more of a foot man than a pee man.
  
  I like your physics.
- When when
- They obviously do. They're feigning ignorance and outrage to get views and it's still working all these years later. It's click bait and we all fell for it.
  It's like saying "OMG you're so happy you're over the moon? You know AKSCHUALLY it's impossible to use your legs to achieve escape velocity from the Earth and you'd actually die of asphyxiation because there's no air in space, I should know my mom works for NASA"
  
  So... you're saying that Ben Shapiro is winning by getting people to believe that he doesn't know how to sexually satisfy a woman?
- whose* wife is
  
  You corrected that but not "wet"?
- Yeah that's because his wife doesn't get wet lmao
  
  Not for Ben anyway.

Just give them all the gross, sweaty, smelly sex they think they’re owed for talking to you. That’s how they see it, and they certainly aren’t going to change. If anything, they’ll get worse.
Or maybe rethink who you’re in bed with.

Ah, so they're looking for some diversity, equity and inclusion in the alt right movement. Brilliant.

That was a pretty old headline, nowadays the Alt-Right women are all about the trad-wife fetish
- They support it performatively because it gives them clout, and often are dumb enough to follow along. Most of them hate it once they experience it for long enough, though. Look at Lauren Southern suddenly denouncing her "trad partner" having been abusive for years even while she was promoting it.
  
  Why I called it a fetish, it really is just people getting weird about playing house until they get tired of it and have to figure out what actually being a homemaking unit with their partner looks like. It's the sex equivalent of all those Mormon dudes who confessed they wouldn't have had so many kids if they knew that one day they were gonna be stuck with them all under one roof during the COVID lockdowns.
  Even women actively saying they're looking for that relationship will probably admit once prodded that they're only willing to abide that dynamic with a partner who genuinely pulls the other half of the ship and who genuinely respects and shows proper appreciation of the wife's full time homemaking, y'know, someone who makes them feel like a partner instead of a sex doll with a cooking mode.
  The people who adhere the most to trad-wife lifestyles are probably also the people who'd be the least interested in men who are being sold on the trad-wife fad as the ideal woman.

Well what did you expect you dingdongs.

What publication is this from
- https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/10/alt-right-star-racist-propagandist-has-no-regrets/616725/
  This one on Southern is a gem. 10/10 I read it about once a year.
  
  Oof. So she's basically Serena Joy from the Handmaid's Tale. Or tried to be
  
  Oh that may be the most scathing article I’ve read. She deserves that level of journalistic disdain
- Not sure, but Laura Southern had a moment like this and documented it for the world to read.
  
  That article tried to "both sides" so hard it made my brain hurt.
  
  That was a really interesting read with a lot more expansion and nuance than I expected at first, thanks!
  For those reading it’s a lot more thorough than simply “right wing men beat women” or something. Worth checking out
  
  She [Southern] hopes that in speaking out she can reassure “all of these women who are thinking in their heads: I’m uniquely terrible, and I’m uniquely making a mistake” that no: something is more generally amiss.
  There’s nothing unique about it, and the problem is indeed more general. If I had to sum it up in one word, I’d say empathy. The alt-right lacks empathy. Expecting empathy from an alt-right husband just isn’t realistic.
- https://www.salon.com/2017/12/04/alt-right-women-are-upset-that-alt-right-men-are-treating-them-terribly/
  
  Oh this is from 7 years ago lol I saw this post and thought “didn’t we already kind of establish this in the media a while back?”