Anon freezes time

The frozen chipotle employee watching me walk behind the counter and make myself a burrito 180 times before time resumes

The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.
- The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

And that is why you should always test newfound superpowers on a small scale before blowing your load on freezing time for 6 months you depraved Anon

apply it to a corner before using it on the whole surface
- Instructions unclear, am prostitute and my pimp never lets me leave my corner.
How apropos.
https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/k5b36a/anon_can_stop_time/
blowing your load
Nice

thats fine with me, since im not sick in the head, and i respect people's consent

This is a 4Chan user
Sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion
- That's funny because this sounds like the type of thing the sickest fuck in the room would say to avoid suspicion
- That's my thought every time someone virtue signaling
Didn't even think about this. I thought of how crushingly boring and annoying it must have been to have been unable to move at all. For 6 months.
And now I realize it must have been dreadful, at first.
- Imagine if your one of the thousands of people who would likely happen to have the sun in their eyes at the instant of freezing.
- And now I realize it must have been dreadful, at first.
  That's basically sleep paralysis.
not me. i would have done some nasty shit.
- genuinely asking: what sort of things do you mean, and why ?
- What if you spent your frozen time, determining the problems of everyone in the world, and solving them? So, when everybody got unfrozen, it was a utopia.
Dude you can get in trouble for doing a lot of things that aren't a criminal sex act. There's so much more out there! Doing H until you nod out in public, stealing products, playing guitar after 10pm, orchestrating dog fights, gambling on when elderly people will die, driving a type I school bus with a physical on file that's two years and ten days old, the possibility are endless.
- Like half of these dont work if time is stopped tho.
I would still steel shit from larger chain shops to eat an stuff so that wouldnt work out. Also i would test my powers first.
- steel shit? sounds painful...
I respect people's consent in the scenario where it's something they experience or are affected by it. I'd imagine frozen time is consequence free zone for everyone.
- Yes this is fantasy but what you're effectively stating here is that if you don't get caught it's not wrong. The same argument would justify groping a deep sleeper, do you think that's not wrong?
- i'd imagine not ..???

How would people know I've been in bed for those 6 months??

As far as they are concerned the cause of the phenomena is unknown.

And next time it will be longer.

Quick! Quick! Freeze it again! Wait... Actually never mind. After being frozen in place, and fully aware, for 6 months straight every single one of them is going to be batshit insane.

Always test until you know the rules!

That's OK, they'll know not to mess with me.

Especially after the news cycles through hundreds of otherwise inexplicably brutal events like 'oil company boardroom welded shut full of heaters', 'bee killing pestocide.producer found locked in a room full of wasps', 'putin awakes in room full people he's been oppressing', 'guy who invented mobile game adverts could only leave his house after clicking on a very small button that's actual hit box is slightly off the graphic'