2 mo. ago • 99%

Its true purpose will soon be revealed

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It has been upgraded to Eiffel 65

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- It’s all in the colour…
  
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  Yo, listen up! Here′s the story About a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night, and everything he sees is just blue Like him inside and outside
  
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I got to witness their first test fire, during a recent school trip.

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- Which planet did they destroy?
  
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  Looks to be another part of France. Which is pretty on brand for the French, as no one hates the French more than the French.
  
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  Earth, obv.
  
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- Lol
  
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Wasn’t this in C&C: Red Alert 2?

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- I was just thinking that. Was it turned into a huge Tesla coil or something?
  
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  Yes
  
  The city was poorly guarded because most of the French forces had joined with the Germany army along the Polish border. Taking advantage of this weakness, the Soviets sent a squad of Tesla troopers to turn the Paris Tower into a giant Tesla coil. The plan was successful, devastating the Allied forces in the region and forcing thousands of Parisians to flee.
  
  https://cnc.fandom.com/wiki/Paris_Tower
  
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- Lmao I clicked on the post because I wanted to write the exact same thing
  
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- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6EPH9rUC5LE&pp=ygUlY29tbWFuZCBhbmQgY29ucXVlciB0ZXNsYSBlaWZsZSB0b3dlcg%3D%3D
  
  (technically this is a mod)
  
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It's targeting all the people in America french kissing.

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- We ignored the cease and desist letters for too long.
  
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- And literally just zapping French fries out of existence
  
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Shit guys, we got ze missiles, zey are coming... Fire our shit!

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- But I am le tired.
  
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  Well, have a nap DEN FIRE ZE MISSILES!
  
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Now, witness the power of this FULLY OPERATIONAL EIFFEL TOWER!!

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The Eiffel TURRET

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- now i need a tower defense game where the towers are real life buildings. you can even theme them after time periods or geography to have synergies.
  
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King Charles: So the French have made their move. Camilla, activate Bigger Ben

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Nah, the Eifle tower will only be weaponized when you station tesla troopers around the base of it who turn it into an enormous tesla coil.

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Le baguettes will begin to show up in 2-3 business days

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- Laser Guided ICBMs: InterContinental Baguette Missiles
  
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Napoleon: [Heavy Breathing]

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Those lasers would wreck a drone swarm

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Rubber boots in motion

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- Electrodes ready
  
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- 2,000 volts coming up!
  
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In case anyone is wondering: it's an ice ray and one of the thousands required to freeze the sun in the first part of the fantastic mission set out for us by out glorious leader, life-giver of the universe, Arpoovian Shepper-Shenty.

More info: https://youtu.be/5rO-I7butL4

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Send in the Beastie Boys to kick its ass!

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We already know its true purpose. Why do you think there has never been a movie about Godzilla in Paris?

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Lookin like a French Dalek

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Aim for tour montparnasse!

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Wasn't this in Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco?

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"are you still there?"

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That's a lot of mega particle cannons.

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I'm Old Gregg!

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Those are L Lasers if I ever saw one

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Where's the dimension travelling rocket?

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Ah, who needs Jewish space lasers when we have French earth lasers?

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