J.D. Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane

Here's an AP source if you prefer not to click the daily beast.

Does...he realize she's the current Vice President and that's an Air Force plane? Dude rolls up on it like he's about to do a panty raid.

Or does he realize it, and just have that little respect for the office he's running for and its current occupant?

What the fuck is wrong with that guy

I've said it before I'll say it again. Of all the Republican weirdness in recent years, I truly don't understand why they seem to have made a conscious decision to become the biggest-asshole-in-the-room party.

So the party with a history of inciting vigilante violence storms a VPs airplane and isn't shot dead by secret service.

Is there an issue with the secret service actually doing their job, or do they just give Republicans a pass?

He's lying. He didn't go on that plane to see her. The weirdo was going to take a look to see if her plane had any couches. He was feeling a little frisky.

That’s pretty weird.

Probably wanted to cop a feel on those high-end cushioned seats on an AF1 plane.

They should spray the furniture down in case he had his way with anything. Also check for bugs because I wouldn't put it past those jackasses to try and spy on the VP.

Its amazing to see how fast and far the democratic party managed an absolute loss around into a nearly absolute win. Same for Trump and co conspirators, about a mo th ago they were on for an absolute win and now he's continuously cutting the tree branch he's sitting on...

Just do not be mistaken though. I fully expect Harris to win with a land slide but that matters not. Various states WILL sabotage the election z refuse to respect the democratic votes from the people, and just send Republicans as winners for that state. Trump too will try another coup, and I think it's not unfair to expect that coup to be bigger and more violent than the January 6 coup. Come to think of it, it's insane that trump still hasn't been convicted for that one.

Vance, continuing his jocular jabbing, said he’d be more than willing to debate Harris on Aug. 13 “if she’d like to do a debate with me.” That was a matchup scheduled before Biden stepped down, meaning it would have put Vance and Harris on the same stage as vice presidential rivals.

“I want to talk to people who have no interest in talking to me, so I’m going to hang out by their vehicle for a while,” said definitely not creepy and stalkerish JD Vance.

So you're telling me the Secret Service learned nothing from a couple of weeks ago.

I know the article says:

J.D. Vance briskly marched up to Air Force 2

But I can't be the only one picturing a Naruto run.

Almost as awkward as his conversation with Mamaw. If only he would've learned from her

"I'll never forget the time I convinced myself that I was gay. I was eight or nine, maybe younger, and I stumbled upon a broadcast by some fire-and-brimstone preacher. The man spoke about the evils of homosexuals, how they had infiltrated our society, and how they were all destined for hell absent some serious repenting. At the time, the only thing I knew about gay men was that they preferred men to women. This described me perfectly: I disliked girls, and my best friend in the world was my buddy Bill. Oh no, I'm going to hell."

When he brought up the issue with his grandmother — known to Vance as "Mamaw" — she replied bluntly: "Don't be a fucking idiot, how would you know that you're gay?"

When Vance explained his reasoning, she laughed.

"JD, do you want to suck dicks?" she said, according to the book.

The young Vance, apparently "flabbergasted," said: "Of course not!"

"Then you're not gay. And even if you did want to suck dicks, that would be okay," she replied. "God would still love you."

How do the secret service decide who to put to the ground if it had become tense? By rank?

J.D. Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Weird Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane

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Lol, weird.

Weird little brother energy.

He was just checking out the upholstery situation on Air Force 2.

USSS Agent A:

Sir we have a Couch Fucker Situation.

USSS Agent B:

Jesus Christ, that weird bastard again?

Agent A:

sighs Yes. He's walking towards the plane with his chest puffed out. Is he supposed to be doing this? They know they have the Service trainees and the normal agents hate them, right? He's literally out in the open on a wide open tarmac walking towards an empty plane putting himself and the agents at risk.

Agent B:

I should have retired and not have to deal with this namby pamby bullshit. I'll go down and deal with his stupidity.

Fucking weirdo

JD Vance has an obsession with Indian women.

Does it have a couch?

Missed a golden opportunity to close the door and have the pilot fly them all to some backwater airport in Alaska, then see if they can find their own way back home.

If nothing else Harris is kicking their asses on social media. Although tbf they almost write the script themselves.

What a weird and cringe motherfucker.

Vance told a Philadelphia rally on Tuesday that he would “absolutely” want to debate Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz, if given the chance.

I hope you bring some lube because you're gonna need it.

Probably thinking that’s the closest he’ll ever get to it.

Weirdcore

Misleading headline @jeffw@lemmy.world, try to use better sources than the daily beast.

No one here is in danger of slipping to the right-wing. 🙄

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bizarre

adjective as in strange, wild

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• comical
• curious
• extraordinary
• fantastic
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• ludicrous
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Fascists trying to play dirty once again.

This plane needs a "No couches are left unattended in this vehicle" sticker.

Why does he do things like that?

"dont mind us, we're just being totally normal over here"

He lay claim he went to complain about harros hit we all know how nice those couches are on that plane...

Trained eye liner wearing monkey follows orders with absurd publicity stunts, showing exactly what sort of performative clown show you'd get if they're elected, instead of actual policies and governance.

I heard Vance tried to storm the plane because he had inside information about coverups at Boeing.

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