Donald Trump says JD Vance can't be "weird" because he's "so straight" - LGBTQ Nation

It's honestly hilarious how badly being called "weird" gets under their skin.

Like, normal people are pretty weird. If someone called me weird, I'd be like "Yeah, true." But these guys are so out there that they feel a need to deny their own weirdness so that people can identify with them. It's just weird, TBH.

Well, I guess we're about a week away from Vance having a gay affair scandal.

He appears to be referencing the ”straight and narrow” idiom. So “straight” as in “follows the rules,” not “heterosexual.”

That said, it’s funny to see how much “weird” gets under their skin.

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“He is weird! Right? I’m not weird, he’s weird.”

Trump: no u

It's pretty weird for an adult to spend this much time denying that they're weird.

"This guy is so straight"

That's kind of a weird thing to say too tho.

Vance looks like he’s sucked a bit of dick in his life (it’s the guyliner). Plus he was a jarhead and those guys are super gay (i’m a former soldier so i can say this with confidence). /s

Super straights are the weirdest. Once knew a guy in highschool that claimed to be so straight he didn't even touch his own dick.

All the ‘straightest’ guys I know suck a little cock if you get them alone…

It’s weird that he’s fixated on this so much lol

People are assuming “straight” is a reference to his sexuality. I just assumed he meant “straight” as in what a criminal says when they’re referring to someone who isn’t breaking the law.

2016 election they insisted that they supported gay people

Straight to to sofa department you big dumb bitch

Ok Donny, you got this. All you have to do is come up with the most natural and least bizarre reason that Vance (ugh!) isn't weird. Just come up with it now and you can say it over and over again for the next two months no problem. Ok ok ok here comes the moment, what are you going to say?

"so straight..."

What happened? I wasn't paying attention. Covfefe. Hamberder.

Only proves that Trump is weird. What a weird thing to say.

I'm still flabbergasted at how badly this "weird" label has affected him and Vance. OTOH, my not being able to even conceive of how their minds work is reassuring. But I love how they can't get over it. I hope Tim can come up with another one.

I really question why Trump would choose a running mate that previously was one of his biggest critics and hated his guts.

Straight as a furniture 🛋️🥵

It's just eating and eating at them, isn't it? Most especially donOLD.

He had nothing but #BidenSoOLD to run on before, and now he has to fall back on completely lame defenses of himself and the couch-fucker, while trying to attack Kamala by pointing out that she's black, a female, etc...the GOP are such losers for backing this dumbass.

Straight up weird

Listen, I only masturbate to ladies so I can't be weird. See username. Super normal.

What chuds.

Aren't couches non-gendered anyway ?

So directly saying they think gay people are weird.

Straight for the couch.

What a fucking weird thing to say.

That might be the weirdest fuckin thing he's said so far.

Also, that pic of Trump, Vance, and Johnson makes me think of the three stooges.

No homo. No homo. You’re homo.

The fact that you have to insist upon his heterosexuality is kinda suspicious. Like I didn't suspect he was gay but.. now I'm sure he only fucks male couches.

You’re telling me they insist Vance is heterosexual and that he didn’t fuck a couch?

Idk man sofa is a masculine noun in Spanish is all I’m saying.

What a strange thing to say

The fascists are being weird again.

‘Straight dudes’ give the best head with those deprived little mouths.

At this point, Trump and all of the Republicans are showing as much comprehension of the definition of weird as Kanye did to being a gay fish.

Yup, it has stuck.

Edgy zoomers that discovered 4chan regularly call me a "tourist normie" for liking certain things (and of course, for not hating minorities), despite me often being in those fandoms from a lot longer, and them going on and on about "degenerates" and such.

No, if anything, you're the "tourist normie" for being the "last straight christian white male in the VTuber fandom", while I'm both bi, and not only were there from the days of Kizuna Ai instead of discovering it from HoloMyth, but also knew some "proto-VTubers" and interacted with them.

I mean, we’re a lot of things, we’re not weird.

I would like to hear more about these other things. Rapists (Bergdorff Goodmans)? Pedophiles (Epstein)? Racists (1973)? Fascists ("day one")? Seems like "weird" might be the least of their issues.

Anyone that is "so" straight is like the guy at the gay bar that says he is "so" gay. We all know that guy is either a poser or just really hasn't even figured out their sexuality.

What a weird thing to say. I'd like to see Dementia DonOLD wear some eyeliner too, at this point it's just weird he doesn't.

Oh, progress! They're now admitting sexuality is a spectrum and there are "degrees of heterosexuality". 😁

Given his “tight” relationship with Theil, I have some questions.

He straight up fucked a couch.

So, Rudy G being so weird, must mean he's gay, right?

I think trump said straight to mean the opposite of weird, like he's straight and narrow, never makes a mistake, but he really put his foot in his mouth there huh? Well as far as the meme machine goes.

trump and vance are weird in the USA the weirdest country on earth.

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