Performative Perp Walk

All they’re doing is making him look like a badass. They need enough cops to suppress Superman if he turned bad.

The managerial class really is terrified, huh?

Jesus on his way to be crucified because he spoke up for poor people

Jesus what I wouldn’t give to see Trump in that orange suit flanked by all of those cops.

I think they want to intimidate others, but honestly giving him this much of a spotlight should be the dream of anyone thinking about attacking another CEO for attention.

Pigs when other pigs choke people to death: I sleep

Pigs when someone touches a mass murdering elite: Real shit

Why is it terrorism when rich people are killed?

I love that Adams is there. He literally has no reason to be there other than self promotion. Do you think they discussed the finer points of being indicted federally? Maybe he is trying to get him to ask for a Trump pardon.

I never liked those shoes. They are like a bad knock off of toms. Somehow they even make shittier crocs for jails as well... I remember walking into a Walmart and a guy being like "yo when did you serve" as I was buying a pair of entnies (didn't know they sold them there, but they were like $25) to finish my 19 mile walk home. Wasn't sure how he knew at first, then realized he remembered those shitty shoes as well.

(Things not to do in life, get pulled out of bed in the middle of the night by police wearing no shoes and forced to walk across a stone driveway.)

Innocent until proven guilty time and time again proves to be not how our system works. Alleged charges were dismissed and expunged. The impact on my life, not able to be taken back.

They sure do love taking and posting pictures of him and then yelling at people to not give him any press. How many pics have we seen of him in custody? They dont want coverage of him silenced, they want to control that narrative. US justice system is a sad broken dishonest state of affairs.

Lotta cops for a little kid with a busted back

If they bring out a regiment to guard your show trial you're almost certainly on the right side of history.

Probably.

90%

They're really telling on themselves. Scared shitless.

Put it on an album cover!

I love this place. Post anything about this on reddit and it's likely to be removed if it gets too positive or the bots downvote it.

Can we stop having school shooters and make this a trend instead? 🙏🏾

This just make him look more like a hero that's oppressed by the government.

Saint Luigi of Baltimore.

I mean, Jaquim Phoenix's Joker did... what? Kill Jay Leno on air? Luigi is definitely in the top 3 Jokers, way above Leto and Phoenix.

They needed that many guys because they were afraid of him

I saw this on the news and honestly wondered how many cops are required for this prisoner transfer? Because all those people are getting paid to walk a guy past cameras, and they're probably all getting paid more than me, and there's SO many of them

There's 2 possible reasons to have "military" escort. either...

1. They must protect the perp from assassination.
2. They must prevent mob from liberating him.

Brian Thompson pleaded guilty to drunk driving in 2017, the same month he became CEO.

What a joke.

Missed opportunity to give him a muzzle.

There goes my hero ...

So when Netflix made a film adaptation of 13 Reasons Why they called in specialists to try and make it tasteful. What happened was they were faxed a list of shit NOT TO DO, only some dumbass in charge of production mistook it for a list of "THINGS YOU ABSOLUTELY SHOULD DO! DO IT! IT'LL BE FUNNY!", leading to outrage from said professionals who then pondered why they were consulted at all if they were going to be so blatantly ignored and a spike of suicides that coincided with release of the thing. Ya know cause glorifying suicide to a bunch of suicidal people is probably not going to end well.

Anyway, when that guy got fired from Netflix, I'm sure he got hired for the Dark Cabal that writes the talking points for the mass media.

Because they definitely sent him a list of "Shit not to do, because if you did it it would just make Luigi into even more of a Modern Day Robin Hood" and he proceeded to mistake it for a "Definitely do this, because it'll totally get people to mourn Brian Thomspon." list

I'm curious if they're actually doing this out of concern that people might try to break him free.

Now we know what terrorizes those weaklings.

That mix tape looks 🔥

Trying to make themselves look like they’ve done something amazing.

Oh Eric Adams can fuck all the way off. They all can, tbh, but especially him.

There's like four or five dudes pushing 7ft in this pic

Waiting for someone to do a slow mo version of the vid with a soundtrack. Alas, I suck at such things.

Reminds me of the scene at the end of The Blues Brothers.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Atks5rRqQkg&t=24s&pp=2AEYkAIB

Hut, hut, hut

I’m gonna steel man this one and state that those officers are there to protect him more than protect others from him. That’s why school shooters have fewer officers escorting them, because who the fuck cares if somebody murders those monsters.

Why are they doing this for an INNOCENT person???

Hahahaha lmao

Do you think he has a "Behind me stands Blackgate Prison" speech prepared?

And when enough have chosen That second thorny crown We will have our justice If it burns our cities down...

...Remember that the power Which holds this game in station Is only resignation by the millions that it rules.

There aren't enough of armies To withstand a single hour Against the risen power Of no-longer willing tools...

• Zero Game, Leslie Fish

This is being done to

https://youtu.be/QNerjnwhbts?si=4kwZQMmYdocYQUha

Appropriate song...