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Fuck it

"Whats money for if not to buy me things that will make me happy"

Bills, its for bills.

This is a frequent flyer for me, ngl
Bill must’ve alot of money now

I recently heard my mid-70s mother use "YOLO." I was shook.

YOLO as an excuse to do stupid shit is such a weird thing to me. You also only die once.
- But I never died before so what could possibly go wrong?
- Those are both the same reason; if you don't do some shit before dying, you won't have another chance.
  Even more: the saying should be YOLNO (You Only Live Now Once). Miss your opportunity window of doing something, and it's gone, whether you keep living or not.

Fuck it, we'll do it live!

As a musician this is both the best, and worst thing to hear!

“I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”

“Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”

“I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”

“It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”

“How hard could it be”

“One more won’t hurt”

“Worst case scenario I die”

“Worst case scenario I die”
But did you die?
- Only a few times and not for that long
The last one pairs very well with "What's the worst that could happen?"

After all why not, why shouldn’t I …

My personal favorite is just simply "fuck it".

we ball

Only one way to find out.

My personal fav

"Hold my beer" comes to mind.

YOLO NOMO FOMO

Welp looks like a problem for tomorrow's me.

It can't be that difficult.

Here for a good time, not a long time

I use "not here for a long time or a good time but I gotta do this because of reasons."

Leroy Jenkins!

Follow up afterwards: it is what it is

"Witness me!"

One more won't hurt

"Fuck it" is the objectively correct answer.

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

No idea why or when I heard it but I like the risk/reward nature of it

I love it. I'll make it part of my vocabulary

Gotta die of something!

What's the worst that could happen?

completely rhetorical, doesn't actually consider what could go wrong

Hold my beer

What's the point in making money if I can't buy shit I want!

Gotta risk it for the biscuit

Sounds like a problem for future-me!

"Make America Great Again" while at the voting both.

Imma treat myself

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

I don't need alcohol to have fun

I don't need fun to have alcohol!
Chugs whiskey 5 minutes later
But better be safe than figuring out later you actually do.

Just send it!

It is what it is

That's a problem for future me

"Either this goes well or it stops being my problem"

Whats the worst that can happen.

Dr Pepper?

I talked to my ex...

"Here I go again..."

Only one way to find out.

No matter what the outcome is always say "calculated"

"I'll regret it if I don't"

“It’s better to regret something you did, than something you didn’t do”
Anthony Kiedis

We do not do it because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy!

Hold my beer...

Also on a serious note coming from life is short quote, anything you thought it was a recent event check that again. I broke up with my fiance and it feels like I did it last year it has been 11 years. I lost my parents and it feels like it was yesterday it has been 9 years. I gave up and left everything behind and it has been 6 years. Don't get caught off guard when life slaps your in the face while you think you're some hot young person who has all the things in the world.

Sounds like a tough decade… Tough times often lead to good advice. Hope you’re doing OK, BurnedDonutHole.
- I'm alright. Thank you for asking. I just wanted to share what happened to me. Since the op opened up with live is short. Life is really short in my experience. People should treat their time like a currency and value it more since there is no going back. I'm sorry if I sound like downer. That wasn't my intent.

"Gotta die sometime!"

also

"It is a good day to die"

The latter was originally inspired from Little Big Man, not Star Trek as you'd assume.

YOLO

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If you use 5 years, it's a pretty good way to evaluate risks before doing something that sounds extremely stupid

"Yeah, but what are the odds..."

line of coke

Fuck it, WE BALL

Also it is not bad decision, it is high risk investment.

Send it

"I've earned this."

Live fast, die young

"Might as well..."

Only one way to find out.

this is my personal favorite. my coworkers hate it. in their defense, it usually is a bad idea to start with, lol

"what's life without spontaneity?!" " The entropy, think of the entropy!" Or very popular "After such a long bad streak, the possibility that the odds are in my favor this time HAS to be high!" Edit: "watch me"

If no one comes back in time to stop me it can't be that bad.

A simple shrug usually does it

How bad could it be?

Hold my beer and watch this

Fus ... Roh ... DAH!!

i mean i try not to make bad decisions since, you know, they're bad.

but i suppose that makes me boring

It's not about bad decisions per se, it's about managing risk. Life gives risk its flavor. A risk with no/little reward is maybe a bad decision. But risk is an important part of life. One that I've come to appreciate 🙂

I can have one more.

"That sounds like a great idea!"

That will do .....

This is definitely fits within my fun budget for this payday!

Welp

Yup...

Cowabunga!

Life comes at you fast.

In for a penny, in for a pound!

Nothing to it but to do it.

Watch this...

sa da tay

I deserve this. (Proceeds to splurge like there's no tomorrow)

"I feel I'm going to regret this, but I feel even more so that I just don't care"

Leonard Church, red vs blue

Fuck around, Find Out.

I'm switching to Nukes.

It's turtles all the way down.

You only live once.

Do you.

"fuck around find out" usually comes after the stupid
- I say it before too. Especially when I'm egging on someone else's stupid, but also when I'm egging myself on.

Yeet

You never know till you try it.

For the boys

I’ll die when it's my time

You said "A", You gotta say "B".

I don't care, say fuck it.

This is a good idea.

I don't need one

WATCH THIS

We're all gonna die anyway.

No one remembers a coward

I do.

You only live once

...ahhh well....

Isn't it "Life's too short"

Fuck it, Send 'er bud!

Morituri nolumus mori

"life is like electrons in an atom. if you wanna push them to a higher energy state(make it worse) you need a high enough energy(shit bad enough goes down), and if it's not bad enough it won't get worse, if it is bad enough it's hilarious"