…and its incursions into October.
60ReplyHalloween should not have to share part of its terrority with the imperialists!
The crimes of Jack Skelington does not warrant Christmas music in October!
33ReplyBut OCT 31 = DEC 25
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Shit, last year our Lowes had shit out in August. The infection is spreading.
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Every holiday should be allotted only it's respective month and no more.
21ReplyCinco de Mayo for the whole Mayo
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5ReplyBut what about Cinco de Cuatro?
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Month? Fuck that, they have their day and that should be it, I'm ready to set fire to the Christmas tree at 00am on the 26th!
Holidays should be spread out so there's one a month (or more) and their only reason to exist should be to give people long weekends!
5ReplyYou can burn your Christmas tree and fuck the massacring pilgrims, but Halloween requires its full month.
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19ReplyDid you make this comrad
7ReplyNah I'm not good enough to make shit this cool. I've had it floating around on my hard drive for a while
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Christmas has a right to exist and expand until it finally coincides with Jesus’s actual birthday. It’s gods chosen date!
12ReplyIt's expanding in the wrong direction
21ReplySeeing as the actual one was in April (I think) we're going the wrong direction. We need Xmas to push into January.
7ReplyOh no their plan is to go the long way around.
13ReplyDamn so the dude got nailed to a cross a month before his birthday? That's rough.
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Do Canadians get an exemption since Thanksgiving is in October?
6ReplyWe have Remembrance Day (Nov 11, similar to Veterans Day in the US).
After that (sometimes even right after Halloween) Christmas invades.
2ReplyI saw xmas stuff in winners/homesense early Oct this year.
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Christmas will never end until we remove Hummus from the Pita Strip!!
5ReplySome stores near me literally started putting out the red and green on like October 15.
5ReplyFrom the winter to the summer, November shall be free.
3ReplyI don't give half a shit which holidays people are celebrating or when they start or stop. However, it does piss me off when Halloween decorations don't go up for sale in stores until the last week of September (or later) and they replace them with Christmas decorations 10 days before the end of October.
2ReplyHappy holidays y'all 😎
2ReplyNo need to wage war on christmas, it's just a traditional custom for family to come together in the dark season. Like yulfest was.
2ReplyYULfest
Now I've got to propose a holiday party at Montréal airport
1ReplyHonestly air travel is stressful enough and we all need a couple pegan rituals to take the edge off.
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Christmas would find it harder to occupy November if November wasn't depressing and shit
Christmas is the only scrap of joy November has to offer
2ReplyFaux News is the herald of capitalism's a war on Thanksgiving.
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