hell naah

That's hot

I've been told that AI will fix this

"Just need to melt a few more ice caps and my LLM will have the solution to preventing the ice caps from melting!"

Just like daddy drops in his drink. ... And then he gets maaad.
Once and for all

On the bright side we may uncover more Otzis.

Every single metric that was laid out decades ago has not only been reached it has been surpassed. We're so fucking fucked on an unimaginable scale and it's honestly terrifying how no one seems to care.

Humans are remarkably good at not caring about something until it affects them personally at which point it's too late to do anything about it

Meanwhile in Central Europe there’s snowfall in the alps and max temperatures are below 15C even in the lowlands.

We’re so fucked

I used to ski every year since i was a child, but i took a good 10-12 year break. When i went back in the region i usually went skiing, the glacier was pretty much gone. At least compared to what i remembered. It was quite shocking.
Yeah I'm in the middle of visiting Germany, Austria, and Slovenia over five weeks, and I did not pack enough warm clothes
We're at 20-25, unless you mean see some other lowlands 🤔
- Zurich for example
  Maybe lowlands isn’t the best word but it’s not high up in the alps

The measuring station in question is at the Mo i Rana airport, which is at Røssvoll, not Storforshei.

As someone from the village of Røssvoll who's biggest enemy is Storforshei I am very offended by this misattribution! There's almost 3 whole km between these two places!

Also tfw the first time my random small area of middle of nowhere Norway is mentioned is when I'm dying from overheating.

Crazy, I'm in the Southern California high desert and it's been hotter where you are than where I am. That's not supposed to happen.
Nevermind, I looked into this. It is some unofficial measuring station and not an official station (which the one at Røssvoll is)
- I like that when you come back with more accurate information it's to dunk on the illegitimacy of your rival towns weather station.
Mo I Rana doesn't exist. It's a fasade put up to hide the government facilities from people on the train. I only knew one dude from Mo i Rana and he was definitely a robot.
- That would explain why the town has so many people employed by the government.
I know that feeling. The first time I've seen my state being mentioned in international news was because of the catastrophic floods that happened last year.

Lies, damn lies, and statistics.

That graph has just one month of data. For all we know it could be a regular occurance for this month. And equally low on the opposite side resulting in the average.

That said. Duh, even many republicans agree the climate is changing. They just argue tha we didn't cause it. Like that will really matter when we are all dead from doing nothing.

All the other lines are past years, and the dotted one in the middle that says "average" means the average of all the lines. So, isn't a regular ocorrence.
12 consecutive days is definitely less than a month, yes
- Not on Mercury

Legally my state can’t tell us why. They banned the words that you would use to describe the situation.

which state if you do not mind me asking?
- Florida. Can’t talk about climate change.
- D’nile I would assume.
Man made climate disaster? Man made climate warming?

Well stop measuring!

the part of scandinavia north of the arctic circle can get crazy hot in the summer, because the sun doesn't set. i think norway has a cooler climate than sweden overall due to the scandes, but when i lived up there my 60s concrete apartment building started heating up so much due to the midnight sun that inside temps didn't go below 29 degrees for like half of august. the walls were literally radiating heat.

This would be great to exploit for some kind of reservoir-based heating and cooling system.
It isn’t just that, there’s also a massive ocean current that brings warm, tropical water up there. It’s also why Atlantic Europe is so warm despite being generally as north or more than frickin’ Montréal where last winter we got 70-80cm of snow in 48hrs.
This is still a massive problem, of course.
- Just wait a few years, that warm current will be disputed and it'll cool back off. /s
- well norway is generally cold despite that due to the humidity wicking away the heat. inland is a lot hotter.

What year was this?

Edit: ok the thin red line is peak highs for all recorded years. The blue line is peak lows.

I had deduced that the blue one was historic minimums but I was thinking that the red one was last year temperatures. Thanks for the clarification.
Blue?
- It’s a lot harder to tell here since it’s a screen shot but the original post from Xitter the bottom line is blue.

Man, those libs are sure working overtime selling their hoax.

As the evidence gets more and more overwhelming they seem to be dropping the hoax thing and calling it natural change.
- Of course.
It’s a conspiracy I tell you, the operators of all 250,000 worldwide weather stations are in a coordinated effort to misreport temperatures
Tell me about it. Do you have any idea how high the specific heat of water is? George Soros must be running those space lasers 24/7 to make such a convincing show.

So Norway is warming up? Imagine the pristine year round hiking in those mountains. Beautiful if not for the horrors that got us here.

Well no. We have around 20% increase in rain as well as higher temperatures. So unless you fancy hiking in a swamp we were better off with the snow.
I feel lucky if I get one good ski trip a season these days. It's awful.

let that sink in

agree, it's too high

We'll be letting a lot of things sink in over the next 50 years
- Waterworld time

Those who have money to do something about it but aren't doing anything about it should share the consequences... No Air Conditioner for them..

Norway doesn't have a lot of air conditioners
Oh, they're absolutely doing a lot about it. They're funding climate change denial lobbyists, selling land that's vulnerable to climate change, and buying land that will improve with it. The working class will be left holding the bag...again
Smithsonian Magazine
Example Organization
Wikipedia Article about The Organization
Edit: Links
- it goes further than that, the oil/gas companies are funding subterfuge groups, basically they funding "protest" that are upright annoying, and deface property, which helps turn the public against them in the name of global warming. additionally they fund movements, like reducing carbon footprint, and people also SUSsed out companies that "how do reduce your carbon usage by buying our enviromentally friendly products". that way they dont need to reduce thier own emissions.
Why would they need air conditioning with their heads in a guillotine basket?
- To keep their executioners nice and cool.

I think it ironic that the South europeans have started coming here for "coolcation" only to find it almost as hot as down there.

Yeah, I get the reasoning, but it's not all about latitude. The Gulf Stream and Polar Front Jet Stream have huge impacts on local climates. Britain would probably have a lot more beaches with cool temperatures if they're looking for those in an easily accessible country from Europe.
- I can only remember one summer with more than a day or two of 30+ degrees c. They are usually right to come here for more comfortable temperatures. We usually want to leave the other way when we have rainy 12 degrees summers.

Real estate investment funds are scrambling to pick up coastal acreage of Norway's hottest new vacation beach front property.

(Sarcasm doesn't cover ir. Tragic jest maybe?)

Joke's on them when AMOC collapses.
- Arctic glamping resort in the Scottish highlands for less than $25,000/night!
I don't know about Norway specifically, but I believe you're at least generally correct:
ddg web search

Don't worry; it's only temporary.

'Course, once it stops Norway will have a much worse problem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pThcIgJyNME

Can someone expand "let that sink in" ? I don't know the author's work and I can't imagine what they intended to say

The phrase means that the author has said something profound and/or shocking and you should pause to internalize the idea.
- "Expand on" meaning add new information lol
This might help.
These are the words of world-famous scientist David Suzuki, and IPCC expert reviewer Peter Carter, telling us it is already too late. We are out of time.

Again governments that work twice as hard to kill 2 millions people in Palestine, and look at how to use the land afterward, have no reason or intention of saving people. The will be thinking how to use the situation to make more money.