1w ago

Bad decisions

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And, if he'd lost the coin toss, he would have decided he should flip again, because that one didn't count.
- “best of three”
  
  ... and then you conveniently forget what you've called for heads and tails.
- The best way to make a decision you're "50/50" on. Flip a coin. If you're disappointed with the result, pick the other one, you wanted it more than 50.
  
  I’m way to smart for this so I couldn’t believe it when my totally rational and super scientific mind fell for this and it’s worked over and over.
- Or just think “I meant heads I call them” and skip the second coin flip
Why is this man speaking in 3rd person?
- You're the only one here who can answer that.
50% of the time he's right every time
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Good to see people staying in touch with their family members
- What are you doing, step-train?
Until the end i was expecting him to text someone he's been in a long standing feud with over conservation of momentum
- me too, why else would the op say, "Moving" like it mattered
  
  Haha physics
  
  I assume because it makes the coin flipping part more absurd.
Even Harvey Dent needs some lovin now and again.
- He was texting Drew Barrymore?
There’s this girl at my job that is off the deep end and every part of my brain is screaming at me when I have to talk to her but there is that ONE part that always has to wonder “what if” lmao
- Stay strong, brother
  
  Stay strong and get your freak on
My dead brain was doing the physics wondering about frames of reference and the speed of the coin. I figured it out. It will always land on heads.
Hahaha I should text my ex :x
- NooooOoOooo
  
  Nayyyyyyyyy
Okay, best three out of five.
...is this meme the sign I needed?
- Yes, but as a warning NOT TO DO IT!
  
  But that's not what the man in the meme did. I'll just check in, really quick, just to say hi. It'll be fine. I can handle this.
Wasn't there a movie about this?
- What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?
  
  The coin in question.
- Of course.
the crazy ones get you there
Better than the other version of Russian Roulette.
Must be Tuesday.
Was it the guy's job to move trains?
All I could think while reading is that this man has ventured too far into a stranger's personal space. I suppose that's why I'd never live somewhere like NY or LA, affordability aside. I don't want strangers that close to me constantly.

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