Man fucks up longtime relationship. Friends don't succeed in keeping him from drunk-posting to try fixing it. Onlookers feel only scorn.

Ha. Doesn’t matter. Stephen Miller is the man in charge now; he played Trump so well, and now he’s calling the shots. Trump is all but irrelevant now.

This looks so fake if this was a real president with a brain. Instead this is a actual post from the bag of skin in the whitehouse.

He is such an embarassing crybaby. No other country is going to work with us and manufacturing is done in the US. He has ruined all our international relationships in less than 6 months and now is trying to gain them back by being an asshole?

Please someone, make it make sense.

Why would a company send people over to teach us how to do shit only to leave later on? Also why did you let ICE go after that Hyundai plant if t his was your goal...

"We welcome them" No we fucking didn't 😭 lmao wtf. Gaslighting.

So he wants to get other countries to bring their business here but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs. He also, in the same post, tells them how the US will then beat them at their own game after they need to be taught how to play because they couldn’t figure it out on their own.

I’ll rewrite it for whoever actually wrote this: “We suck, and we can’t build talent domestically. The plan is to get foreigners(who, I would like to remind everyone, we do not want here longterm) to teach us how to do things because we cannot understand it on our own. Then we will quickly become better than them somehow.”

Also today don't forget that they threatened to defund universities, the places who teach how to make things
Edit: defund instead of refund
- “Defund”? Holy shit, they’re really completely fucking stupid haha.
  And the best part is that we all know a tonne of people who have these views. We can pretend that these people are actually Russian spies or whatever but at some point we need to accept that Conservatives the world over genuinely are just stupid, angry, and short-sighted. It’s their entire MO.
but also wants the foreign experts to piss off after teaching the US citizens how to do their jobs.
It's worse than this. We will steal your technology and cut you out of your business with our totally not idiocracy workforce, that must swear loyalty to the king to have their jobs. So fuck your business and trust in that our idiocracy will make your US operations execute as you hope.
American Exceptionalism (Extra Racist Edition)

He didn't write this. This is someone trying to fix his fuck up. It just comes across as completely time deaf though, like they don't even realize they botched the exact things they're talking about

Yeah this isn't the Donald, no mention of Biden, no ramblings, and even a slight touch of introspection which is impossible for the narcissist to accomplish.
- And he didn’t sign it like he does all his posts.
  Thank you for your attention to this matter!!
  DJT
- Agreed. Since his stroke he is all thumb.
No all caps words, but still a lack of understanding of how quotes work.
- Member that first term when he hired a lawyer who misspelled "predisent" in his tweets?
  Nothing changes.
And yet it still sounds like the ramblings of an old man. It's brilliant.

This is rich considering the ICE raids where people with visas to be here training Americans are being snatched up and "choosing" to go home instead of deal with the bullshit.

This is as close as he's going to get to apologizing for that fuckup. His girl's got her bag packed, waiting on the Uber, and the best he can do is say he really does like her lasagna. Totally won't throw it in her face next time. Even though he used to cook much better than her.
- used to but forgot, but totally will be better once all knowledge has been extracted. plz stay and touch pp
- There is 100% no way he wrote that.

This dude's brain is hamberder paste

Yeah, trump didn't write that, no way in hell he did as he isn't capable of writing like that. A huge single paragraph without insulting someone, or bragging? Pripprr grammar and syntax? No all caps?

Nope, not him...

You didn't even mention that m-dash in there. As much as I dislike attributing m-dashes to AI, that was a dead-giveaway that Trump didn't write this.
- Right? He doesn't even know what they are, and while an Em Dash isn't a guarantee of AI, anyone who is at all concerned about people thinking their writing is AI now avoid them.
  So if this isn't AI, its someone who failed to think things through. (But its AI.)
  Sidenote: wouldn't be surprised at all if Em Dashes leave our human lexicon altogether, given the negative association they've received. Like spelling changes, AI might just make our writing drift away from them altogether, until AI does get exclusive use of it.
- I think that an AI would've done a better job of making it sound like Trump.

“Disincentivize”?

Ghost writer.

Charlie? Is that you?
Figured it wasn't Trump's writing, he thinks a semiconductor is some guy who yells "All aboard!" when it's time to mount a half-erect penis.
- New metaphor just dropped.
Not all caps, 20 y/o staffer wrote this.
And said staffer is dumb enough to think it’s both grammatically correct and in Trumps voice at the same time.
- They even threw an emdash in there, so it was probably written by AI
It doesn't end with "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!"
Definitely a ghost writer.
Yeah I wonder who actually wrote this
Imagine needing a writer for twitter. I can understand for biographies of people who are not writers themselves. But can't you write like.. One paragrah?
Up next Elon Musk hires a ghost writter for Diablo IV to type in chat.
This is off topic but I wonder how long it will take before we learn the identities of the people who have access to Trump's twitter account. Ever since presidents started using Twitter in office nobody really assumed they were writing posts themselves , they have comms teams for that. Trump's relationship with Twitter had always been different, and the gimmick has always been that it's his way to talk to the people without the MSM filter.
But we know at this point that he doesn't write all his own posts and we also know that he sometimes criticizes specific companies. Anyone with even 15 mins of notice about these posts going live can make easy money on the stock market. It would almost be silly if there weren't people making a killing off it.
Its illegal of course but that hasn't mattered for a while.

I don’t want to frighten off or disincentivize investment into America by outside countries or companies

Says the guy who stopped any and all US government investment into companies and countries outside America. It’s like that comic of the dog with a ball; “no take, only give”.

Who wrote this? It certainly wasn't Trump

No caps? Which one is the act?

He didn't write that. It's hilariously transparent when his staff is trying to write like him but can't quite dumb it down enough.
CAPS LOCK is on the left side of the keyboard. So we can narrow down his recent stroke to the right side of his brain.

Imagine the ghostwriter tasked with this, trying (and failing) to dumb down his post to sound like his moron boss.

So we should invest money in the US and then teach Americans on how to take away our business from us? All while those non-American "teachers" you so dearly need can and will be snatched up by the Nazi-US GeStaPo at random in order to fulfill some quota?

Does nobody in that government even notice how stupid this sounds?

He's basically openly saying the US is trying to be like China when it comes to manufacturing (even though there is no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs)
Not to mention he's backpedaling from kicking out the specialized employees there to build the EV factory. American employees were going to be trained to build the EVs, but there is no need for Americans to need to learn how to build a specialized Hyundai factory. Absolutely no excuse for this other than incompetence
- no possibility the US could compete due to extremely high labor costs
  High labor costs and environmental regulations ... both of which MAGA is speed-racing getting rid of. If we actually end up being able to compete with China again in manufacturing, we'll be (even more) utterly fucked (than we already are).

Release the Epstein files, rapist.

That is way too coherent to be Trump.

That's way too coherent, it actually makes sense, has no capital letters, and stays on topic the entire time. The trump impersonator needs to level up their game