Black olive birthday

Back when I worked at Burger King in high school, there was me and a stoner running the late shift. I'm running the drive through and the guy wants a Whopper, plain but heavy, heavy, heavy, [...], heavy, heavy pickles. I push the "heavy pickles" button about 7 times. He probably said it 15-20. The stoner starts giggling and says "I'LL GIVE THIS FUCKER JUST WHAT HE ASKED FOR." He proceeds to put, easily, 100 pickle slices on the sandwich. At this point it's a pickle burger with a little meat. It goes out the window and we go about our day.

Manager gets a call about 15 minutes later. Guy calls in and asks to talk to the person who made his sandwich. Manager says "sigh, what did he do this time?" Guy says he's been eating at Burger King for 15 years and this was the first person to make his Whopper the way he wanted.

Just give me all the bacon and eggs olives you have. Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of bacon and eggs olives." What I said was, "Give me all the bacon and eggs olives you have". Do you understand?

Delicious compliance.

As a fellow olive lover, this looks delicious!

I hate olives, but this is beautiful

As an olive hater and tomato sauce purist:

that's not even a pizza anymore.

Black olives matter

That's actually pretty sweet.

Our olives will blot out the sun!

That actually looks really tasty. Lol

I love it that there's a container with some extra olives too (i'm assuming)

I went to Olive Garden restaurant once with a friend of mine, and during dinner he made the claim that Olive Garden consumes 20% of the world's black olive supply. I couldn't convince him of how ludicrous this was even despite pointing out the measly two slices of black olive in our shared salad bowl.

in what country do pizzas cost $30? edit: damn your pizzas are either huge or expensive, here in finland a standard pizza costs about 12€ and with 25€ you get heavenly pizza made with the best ingredients baked in a wood fired oven. And i thought food here was expensive

I love black olives on my pizza. I'd eat the hell out of this!

Things like this restore my faith in humanity.

This looks delicious!

Much salt. ಠ_ಠ

Olivem. Olivem all. 🥹

Delicious compliance. Also happy birthday if this is you

It's a strange thing for a person to love that much, but it'd also very sweet.

Is that what I need to say to get enough black olives, they always add like 2 to each slice

The whole glass? Yes, the whole glass.

Green olive pizza is best pizza.

I love that it's just one element of a list

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Needs anchovies to up the saltiness.

Sounds like a manual similar to the ChatGPT hacks. Just repeat olive an infinite number of times.

https://lemmy.world/c/pizzacrimes

Now it is inedible