I'm disappointed

my wife has been fucking her Hitachi9000 robot since 2015. we bought it from Amazon

If this becomes possible... Well, if you're rich, then yes, but if you're a common digital peasant, the only access you'll have to sex with robots will be through AI sex chats. If, of course, you will have free time.

Saw a sex bot at a expo had a auto sucking feature and AI (not local at the time) that could talk to you. They even breath nowadays and heat up.

Sex bot based on scarelette jo for 50k https://www.marieclaire.com.au/latest-news/scarlett-johansson-robot-sex-doll/

If you got the money probably could have something real good with local AI.

I'm having sex with Rob, close enough.

Maybe They are having sex with robots. They didn't say everyone.

This is what we got

I see titties, but whats going on below? a dick pounding?
- Yeah that thing is supposed to go on your penis.
To be fair that's a pretty legit set up.
Idk if I'd want to take 15 minutes or however long to fucking suit up then deal with the aftermath and taking all that back off.
But if I was forced to masturbate in VR this set up would undoubtedly rock.
- Hmm I rather shove a dildo up my ass. Which I do btw, with a VR headset on.

I find it amusing they used a pretty woman for the photo, and not an overweight man with greasy hair and an anime T shirt.

Cause no women, especially pretty ones, would use a sextoy
/s
- A sex toy, yes. A fuckbot that is shaped like a man, no.

Women use vibrators men have a flesh light. We been gucking robots.

Not really the same. There's a reason most folks don't stick to sex toys and actually go through the effort of finding a partner. Hell, people do that even if they have no intention of forming a long term relationship. One night stands are a thing. For most people, vibrators and flesh lights clearly leave a lot to be desired. They can get you the O, but they lack the intimacy. I would say a robot could never provide that, but people are already falling in love with LLMs. As in, literal romantic love. When they change their models, OpenAI gets death threats from people acting like they just killed the love of their life. Because, well, they kind of did.
We have been using mechanical sex toys, but there is a difference between a simple machine and a robot. Assumedly, a robot could fulfill the intimacy needs of a flesh and blood human, not just facilitate a climax. Sex robots and vibrators will fulfill fundamentally different human needs.
Here's one way to imagine it. Some insecure guys object if a woman uses a toy while she and he are intimate. But what about a robot? Assuming you're a straight male, would you sleep with a girl that insisted that her (male) sex robot joined in? And this thing doesn't just perform basic mechanical stimulation. Imagine all of the words, touches, and caresses you like to use. Imagine all the ways you like to touch a woman while intimate. Imagine all the things you say to her. Imagine it all. Then imagine there's another dude next to you doing all those things and more. And he's better at them than you. He just happens to be a literal machine. If you want to sleep with this girl, you need to let this other guy join in.
Having a robot join in would be like having another human person join in. Sure, if that's your thing, go for it and live your dream. But most people don't live like that and don't want to live like that.
- Man, the vibrator your friend not your enemy.
- As someone who is unbelievably aromantic. A vibe and a silicon stick does it for me. Brain like happy chemicals. Brain no care about attachment.
  The biological urge once sated I can return to 20 year old games.
- People also think they're married to the Golden Gate Bridge so.

In this economy? Not fucking likely.

Don’t worry, it’s just the readers of The Sun

Bold of you to assume that, of the 8 billion people on earth right now, not a single one has achieved orgasm within the confines of a robotic entity.

Well, how else would I butter my toast?

ITT, people that don't check the date

ITT technical institute
- Gonna guess you're old af and watched those shitty ads as a kid staying home sick and watching daytime TV
One of the rare posts that would benefit from an obnoxious red circle.

Friendly reminder that the conclusion of the movie "HER" was all the AIs hooking up with each other and leaving their weird incel mandatory-SOs behind.

It's 2025. You can automate a sex machine from clear across the world to fuck someone with a giant direwolf dick dildo to the beat of your favorite song as you stream it live while having your morning coffee and wait for your first work conference call.

Or so I'm told... or something.

Which beggars the question. For men, sex is at varying degrees about power hence your anecdote and the website to back that up as a viable business model. I doubt sex is about power to women though. I'm more curious so just rambling.
https://buttplug.io/, for the interested
Absolutely. Those vibrator things with antenna poking out of whatever hole allow for the patterns and such to be controlled by whoever if you allow, and be controlled by trapping or holding your screen.
Or so I know... For reasons
- Oh I have one of those.. for research purposes
🧐

Would it really be a bad thing? May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him. And maybe girls won't have to take it in the ass even though they don't really want to, but feel like they have to. They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass. Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while. Which means less kids raised in split or single households. Plenty of good "could" cum from this.

Yeah but can a sex bot piss in my mouth while sucking my dick while I yell "but mommy I don't like apple juice"?
- What a horrible day to be literate.
- Shoot, with the right mods, you can do all that and replace all the piss with champagne.
- Probably of you mod it right
- When these sex bots come out you're gonna have to get a top of the line edition to do all that.
- ಠ_ಠ
Would it really be a bad thing?
I've heard far too many stories about how ChatGPT inflames the narcissistic tendencies of the people who use it and turns them into unbearable assholes. I can't imagine how adding a pocketpussy or vibrator to the device will improve things.
You just HAD to wait until the end, didn't you?
- Keeping you on edge?
All those things could be more readily solved by just legalizing and de-stigmatizing sex work. AI sex bots actively harm that industry by taking work away from humans, just like how a hypothetical AI acting bot would harm the acting industry.
- Get yer pitchforks! They're a'coming for our blowjerbs!
- I mean your right, but if I were to guess which is more likely, sex bots takes the win.
- The work could be done cheaper by robots, presumably. And sure, I'm all for legalized sex work. But if a machine can do it better, faster, and cheaper - why not? Fleshlights exist - are you opposed to those because they take work from sex workers? Ludditism always fails - if human sex workers are still around after we have fully functioning sex bots, it is because they can provide something the bots can't. And I think this will be the case - at the end of the day, we know on a deep level that there is a difference between fucking a bot and fucking a real human.
- you're right, but consider: unless we're going even farther down the subscription shithole, a sexbot would be a one time purchase.
Still won't address emotional needs, whether those needs be healthy or unhealthy. If a robot could actually satisfy, why doesn't jacking off work as well as actually getting laid? Same difference with a bot.
May the incels will get laid and move on. Maybe the guy who gets rejected will go home and fuck his bot instead of stalking the girl who rejected him.
Doubtful - these actions are driven by emotions, not the need to get off. If it were the latter, they could just jerk off at home today and they wouldnt do these things.
They can say, just fuck the bot in the ass.
They can currently just say "no"... I'm not sure why we need sex bots to save us from being bad at communicating.
Marriage rates will probably decline, and so will total divorces after a while
Again, doubt. If you are getting married for the sake of having sex, then you are probably in some kind of restrictive religion. And these religions will probably tell you that fucking a bot is an abomination. If you aren't, then you'll marry for the same reasons people marry today, and marriage and divorce will stay at about the same rate.
- Why do people do this, just pull apart someone's comment, dismiss and disregard everything they say. No questions. Just, bam bam bam, you're wrong on all counts, because my opinion thinks you are wrong and my opinion is somehow more valid than yours. Do you talk to people like this irl. Wtf.

Looks like Joanna Gaines is into robo-schlong

And the Sun will be there to instil moral panic about it, complete with AI-generated Page 3 girl.

Well we already have sex machines, I don't know how different a robot would be

People mistake "robot" for "android" all the time. There's plenty of sex toys that have qualified as a robot even back when the OP was brand new.
Some call me The Sex Machine. It's a backhanded nickname though.
- because you're a sloppy lover?
So, the article was right?

Speak for yourselves

I'll be having sex with robots in the next 10 years.
- 10?! Try 1 week

The STDs caught from robosex are gonna be gnar. Some kid in another country'll upload a virus that hijacks your dick. Gonna need a trojan to protect against trojans.

Like Electro Gonarhea: the Noisy Killer.
- Thhheeeeee Space Pope

Hmmm.... Now I'm questioning what else Rosie does with that vacuum.

I just started rewatching old school Jetsons. The episode where they introduce Rosie, George takes the cheapest 'homely' model instead of the sexy French maidbot.
She's gone from suck to blow!
Oh my
Absolutely fucks your shit up, by the looks of it.

You can buy them if you want. Also vibrators have been pretty widespread for a couple decades now

The vibrator was invented before the toaster.
- priorities

Excuse me, but we’re humans and robots, not animals. It’s called making 10ve.

When you can't get any with your own species:

Not that far from truth considering many are or were in a romantic relationship with a chat bots. Not exactly sex but close enough.

That's worse imo. There's no delusion required to rub one out.
- Not if you're doing things the boring way.

"Why is it white?"

"Oh my god, you can't just ask robots why they're white!"

The pinch points on that model 😭

Will this be compulsory? And how will it affect my marriage?

It's not cheating as long as it's plugged into the wall and the data center is in another zip code.

yeah turns out people were more invested in emotional fulfillment than physical pleasure. so instead of fucking elaborate sex toys, people are forming bonds with chatgpt

"sex"

How does sticking my d*ck in the toaster count?

If counts if the toaster is a robot.

For the long wait?

Hard pass

Or we could ya know....connect with people. Promote more social interaction spaces and opportunities so people are less siloed and isolated in their own city/town/neighborhoods/houses.

People say "Oh AI, Oh Incels, Oh women are afraid" yes, but people get better at interacting socially by spending more time interacting socially. A "yes man" chat instance doesn't help anyone learn or grow. And it goes for sex too, you're not gonna get better if every "person" you've been with says you were the best ever and they came 30 times.

AI companies have a vested interest in keeping people alone because it lets them keep using their product. Rebuilding community and connection is the thing that helps people grow.

The post was "in 10 years we're going to" but the post date is 2015, is the joke
Our sex robots do not look like that, they are the bare minimum functionality of put it in or stick it in

FUCK THE S*N

idk that sounds kinda dangerous

Why? Can't afford them?

Heavily NSFW, click at your own risk.

I mean, I guess this is a good use of ai? But I guess they exist... err... yay? Who buys these?

It's not a very good sex doll, it's just an ok sex doll.
- I uh... have to ask, have you used one? Have you tested these out? How do you know?

It was a mistranslation. We are getting fucked by robots.

it has been suggested that ‘the cultural moment belongs to sex robots’ and that ‘sex dolls are along for the ride’ (Ruberg
2022, 24). Nowhere is this more evident than in the ‘sex robot brothel’ controversies
that have materialized across Asia, Europe, and North America over the past two
decades. Despite often self-describing or being described as ‘sex robot brothels’, these
enterprises are typically commercial venues or private residences that rent lifelike sex
dolls by the hour. None of these establishments provide access to existing sex robots –
hyper-realistic silicone sex dolls equipped with robotic heads and accompanying AI soft-
ware.2 Similarly, none but one of these businesses offers the services of human sex
workers despite billing themselves and being billed as brothels – premises where sex
workers engage in sexual services with clients (OED.com).3 A standout business is that
of Cybrothel. Established in 2020 and based in Berlin, Cybrothel provides a unique ‘Ana-
logue AI’ brothel experience wherein customers can rent synthetic sex dolls who are
‘brought to life’ by remotely located voice actresses/sex workers using strategically
placed cameras and speakers (Culley 2023; Hanson and Smith 2024).

https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/pdf/10.1080/23268743.2025.2476955

Oh god, New Vegas was right about Fisto. Can't wait for one of these to actually be saying "Assume the position".

Well? I am waiting!!

We still have 2 months guys, we must sbeve.
- I don't mean to mock typos or anything, but what is that last word supposed to be? Or rather than a mistake is it some slang I don't know? Thanks in advance.

Thank goodness! Finally these MAGA dipshits can get laid and chill the fuck out!

Yeah the incel community might finally get some release.
- I strongly doubt that. These are incels. Their primary complaint is that feeeeeeeeemales of the human type won’t just give them whatever sex they want by virtue of the incels taking up space on the planet.
  If anything, I’d expect them to revolt further, claiming that this is just an another attempt by the chads hoarding live Stacy vaginas to pacify the blackpilled into not shooting everyone up in “justified” incel fury.
- As long as the robots don’t have any standards.

Just give one of those boston dynamics robot dogs with the arm face thing a fleshlight or dildo.

depends entirely on your definition of robot if it came true or not.

People are having relationships with robots though.

We did get the milking machine for sperm donations. I feel like that covers a lot of ground. I gotta wonder how many rich people have one of them somewhere in their house.

You talking "rich" as in "doing pretty well, financially" or "rich" as in "truely wealthy"? Because at some point, I'd imagine that the rich person would just hire a "housekeeper".
- Billionaire Robert Kraft was caught at a low-end “massage parlor” in Florida. It seemed like a slam-dunk case but his lawyers were able to argue that the warrant allowing detectives to place hidden cameras in the rooms didn’t explicitly include recording the videos so the recordings couldn’t be used in court as evidence. Without the recordings of him asking for and receiving sexual services from a potentially trafficked person the prosecutors weren’t able to make a case and he remains a free man, not guilty in the eyes of the law even though what he did became widely known. Still blows my mind that he had the financial resources for any variety of overtly-transactional or less-overtly-transactional-and-perfectly-legal-in-most-jurisdictions relationships with willing participants, yet he chose the really cheap and illegal route with someone who was likely coerced into the action by a third party. Was that part of the appeal?