I dislike the King

If you're drinking from a lead cup in 2024, that's on you...

Moral of the story? Invest in clock factories, they ain't going away anytime soon.

Why the hell do you drink from a lead cup in 2024?

For more info on the lead cup: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/stanley-cup-lead/

I mean I legitimately do understand why you'd be so upset if you really believe nothing has changed in 200 years. Because you'd have to be pretty fucking stupid and that shit hurts.

At this point she's just voluntarily poisoning herself.

Sounds like Janel is a vampire.

Eh? What country has a king and child labour?

King Charles really is a fucking putz.

Why is it so hard for Christopher Walken to see a doctor?

They never gave tone for Walken appointments!