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Mubelotix @jlai.lu

1y ago

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AI = 0 □
- This really seemed like a good simplification until you threw in that d'Alembert operator at the end

It also means AI = 0
- I've heard about an extended version of the equation:
  E² = m²c⁴ + p²c²
  Or E = (m²c⁴ + p²c²)^1/2
  If so, AI = (m²c⁴ + p²c²)^1/2 - mc²
  I may have the capabilities to be a technology management consultant

So math is like painting, you can just arbitrarily add a splash of color somewhere to change the mood..
- Well math might be, physics for sure isn't
  
  I feel like you are forgetting QCD, where they actually added a splash of colour to change the mood of the reader.

As I said in another thread where this was posted, that original post has the distinctive voice of ChatGPT. Could be another similar model, but I'd bet money that was written by an LLM.
- How did it lose so much quality since it was posted just a week or two ago?
  
  The ways of compression artifacts are mysterious.
  
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LinkedIn is just another Microsoft-owned account you should just delete for your sanity

!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works back at it again with some more AI bs.
- Ist there actually an upcomming alternative for Job profiles and stuff?

I love that's it's not "what are you on about?" it's just a general what
- I always found the difference between general and special whativity fascinating.
- It goes on like this:
  What
  The
  Actual
  F***
  Is
  This?

I want to know who this idiot is.
- I mean, the equation isn't wrong given that AI basically becomes a rounding error and can be safely ignored.
- I choose to believe he's just looking for VC money and is not actually that stupid lol

I’d like to present the equation solution to all sandwich related crisiseseses: BLT+AI.
- Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato + Avocado, Ice cream?
  
  Worse, iceberg lettuce. If the first one is also iceberg, pass.

This reads like a post written by AI as well lol

AI+8k+5G
- We need a = sign sonewhere, right?
  
  Nope, none of this is math.

they did the meth right

Thanks for listening to my TedX talk, which I paid to present.
- Honestly I had too many people insist that Tedx has any value
- I paid to watch it! Hey, wait a second... Do you think Mr. XTalk could be just trying to take our money while building a disinformation platform of unchecked greed?

When the marketing guy tries to do a job meant for the engineering department.

Ha! "Consultant / Technology Manager" -- pretty sure he's just working on the next buzzword buffet to justify his bloated comp package.
Oh well, gives me an excuse to link this Weird Al song that makes far more sense.
- Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
  this Weird Al song
  Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
  I'm open-source; check me out at GitHub.

He should have let an AI proofread this…
- It really reads like it was written by AI. I’ve never been to linkedin, maybe everyone talks like that there but it really sounds like it was written by ChatGPT

I like how the OP's name was censored for their privacy, but not the name of the person responding. Also, what the hell are these people huffing?

Both terms are linked by a blockchain.

That actually kind of sounds like some bullshit an ai would generate
I can't be the only one seeing that right? ChatGPT has a pretty similar wording style.

Wouldnt that be the same as using a multicore modeller computer, since AI is just semi randomizing code?
- It wouldn't be the same if he multiplied by ψ+ signifying that we are moving towards quantum future
  
  I can suggest an equation that has the potential to impact the future:
  H|ψ> = E|ψ> + AI
  Here, I have chosen the time-independent Schrödinger equation, to symbolize the fact that AI is the most important innovation of all time.
  ...
  This is all bullshit of course. Everyone knows that the AI term should be included in the Hamiltonian anyway 🙄

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