6 mo. ago • 100%

Eating? Believe it or not... ( DEAD )

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I have a feeling that this chart is complete bullshit

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- It's clearly a conspiracy to sell charts.
  
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- It's clearly a plot by pigeons
  
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I've never had any of these combinations, so I can't disprove their claims from prior experience

Looking at it, I think the easiest combo for me to acquire would be coconut and honey, so I'll have to give it a try and see if truly (DEAD)

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- Lemon and milk would be the easiest for me. I'm sure I've had those together before, at least in some dessert.
  
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  Using lemon to curdle milk is normal
  
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  Or coconut and honey. I’m sure that’s in some candy or cookie I’ve had at some point
  
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  Didn't realize that one was on there! I've had a frosted lemonade at Chick-fil-A and did not (DEAD), so claim is bunk!
  
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  Lemon pies
  
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- You've never had surf & turf at a restaurant? And if you're vega(taria)?n, you've almost certainly had coconut & honey in some proceeded drink - honey is a common substitute sweetener for sugar, and processed sugar is considered bad in a subset of that community.
  
  But what I wonder is where these things come from, and how common they are?
  
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  *veg(etari)an
  
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  When you order surf & turf, you're eating the shells?
  
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shell & beef = dead

I mean maybe eat the clam meat and not the shell and you wouldn't die?

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- But it's just so damn crunchy!
  
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  And a great source of calcium!
  
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- But I've learned, the shell always contains the most vitamines.
  
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The meme potential of (DEAD) is unlimited.

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- Man I'm (DEAD)
  
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Damn, looks like I need to cut out the MEAT (PIGEON) and MEAT (FROG).

Shame.

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Brb making pumkin pigeon pie

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- Put in some ginger for extra deadly kick
  
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Coconut and honey? Oh no, that one TikTok lady is gonna be so sad...

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- No. She be (DEAD).
  
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- It's true, I ate coconut and honey and
  
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  ur gonna die now
  
  (still at the age youd die normally, but now its because of the conocut and hoeny)
  
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There are hundreds more!

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I have parrot-stuffed gourd every day and I'm fine

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Don't look up Indian trumpet on urban dictionary.

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That is a whole lot of combinations that I will not even come close to consuming together for the duration of my life

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- I've just poured myself a coconut milk and honey to prove it's a load of bol
  
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  oh no, youre gonna die now (but its still gonna be at the age youd die normally, or maybe a little before if something kills you before the conocut and hoeny)
  
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If pork and lotus root lead to (DEAD), China wouldn't exist... Ground lotus root is mixed to minced pork meat acting as a binder in pork patties

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I have one of these on my fridge from Myanmar. (or Cambodia, I don't remember now.)

Point is, those ice lollys gonna getcha.

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What am I going to do with all this Neem Leaf I bought!?!

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That milk and lemon is a shortcut if you run out of buttermilk and need a substitute. You curdle some milk with the lemon. It works in a pinch, isn't as good as buttermilk, but hey. I got it out of some cookbook.

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- If you mix lemon and milk and press it, you get a simple indian cheese (paneer)
  
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Can anyone tell me what sane sar oo is??

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- Looks like Jicama but not too sure 🤔
  
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  Oh that does look like it! I'll make sure to avoid eating ice lollies at the same time.
  
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That is not what I thought tapioca looked like

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I might need to rethink the parrot squash bisque I was planning this weekend.

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Brb bouta put some lemon in my milk.

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- It's a decent replacement for buttermilk if you don't have any for a recipe. Don't ask how I'm able to tell you since I'm (dead).
  
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I usually get Indian trumpet from canned fish so it's atleast thats accurate

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Shell + Beef

Do they mean the actual shell? 🤨

Lemon + Milk just leads to curdled milk.

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