5 mo. ago • 98%

Eventually you outgrow him

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Ugh baby, cocaine in the yacht jacuzzi again? Cant we stay at home one weekend?

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- I’m telling you baby we should be snorting this stuff. Way more efficient than soaking it up like epsom salt.
  
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I like this explanation better lol

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Real life Mr Peanutbutter.

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Really makes a lot of sense.

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It's true, I've watched this documentary about this woman in her twenties who dumped Leo after being in an dysfunctional relationship with him.

I think it's called "The Wolf of Wall Street" or something.

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Q: Why does Leo only date beautiful 23 year olds?

A: Because he can.

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- My question is rather why do the 23 year olds date him.
  
  I guess also because they can...
  
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  Fun coupons. So many fun coupons
  
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  Because he is famous and rich?
  
  Whats hard to understand about that?
  
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  Lots of women have a thing for older men, or are willing to put up with older men for the benefits that come with it (money, fame, etc)
  
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- How do you even date twenty people at once???
  
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  It's easy when they're only 3 years old.
  
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As a man it was in my mid twenties I realized he’s a good actor and not just a teenage heartthrob.

I hated him when I was a kid. Later I realized him getting all the girls doesn’t mean he’s a bad guy.

It was when I watched The Island that I first realized he’s a good actor.

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- Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.
  
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  I said something about acting
  
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- But that was Ewan McGregor?
  
  Lol, I think you mean Shutter Island.
  
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  Oh you’re right I was thinking of Mike Myers in Wayne’s World
  
  Hey Mister Donut Head Man who’s trying to kill ya?
  
  I don’t know but they better not!
  
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  I think they meant the beach.
  
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- Romeo + Juliet for me. It got me through a Lit. paper.
  
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- Confidentially missed the point.
  
  I agree, he is a good actor. But he is also a sleezebag who only dates models half his age and consistently dumps them when they turn 25.
  
  Even though I respect his work, I have no respect for him as a person anymore.
  
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  Top Secretly missed the point
  
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  Made a different point
  
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- Same as a ten young adult I didn't think much of him. As I got older I realized just how good he is as an actor.
  
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Yeah, but it still doesn't explain why he's never dated (since he was 25) a woman his own age.

Or I guess he's just an instant bore to anyone who has life experience? That seems possible.

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- Boy you catch on quick
  
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- Thatsthejoke.jpeg
  
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It's not me, it's you.

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If I was a rich Megastar I too would use my status and money to date beautiful young women

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- I very much wouldn't. I'm not interested in the kinds of things a young trophy wife is going to offer. I think being a rich megastar would be bad for my dating game, because it would attract all the wrong people.
  
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  Ya I feel you. I'm only in my 30's and the idea of dating a woman in her early 20's sounds exhausting. What would we even talk about? I doubt she'd be interested in mortgage interest rates and string trimmers....
  
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I don't find it funnier, but that's my honest opinion. Know why? Because there's nothing 'objective' about it.

Why do people like to fuck these words up?

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- People like to spice their words up. Take the literal stick out your hypothetical hole.
  
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  That's weak word spice. That's not even spice, that's fucking word sand. That is word chalk.
  
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Every woman coincidentally dumps him at 25 because they just reached enlightenment all at the same age? No, he dumps them because he is writing his own lore.

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