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nuke @sh.itjust.works

1 mo. ago • 99%

Sign at a Ukrainian maternity ward. Literally 1984.

I stole it from R*ddit

74 comments

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NOW SIT DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR BEST NONCREDIBLE BABY NAMES

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- I'm somewhat partial to Mirv
  
  Edit: they grow up so fast
  
  40
  
  That was my laptop background for a really long time, almost feels nostalgic to see it again!
  
  6
  
  Rich,is that you? Hope you are okay after MRV crash.
  
  6
  
  Jesus gave us the peacekeeper missile.
  
  Satan gave us Rock-&-Roll.
  
  3
- ATTACK'EMS
  
  19
- Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;--
  
  19
  
  Little Bobby Tables, we call him
  
  17
- Bayraktar
  
  15
- Haimars
  
  Leopard
  
  Bradley
  
  Griepen
  
  Vaiper
  
  Falcon
  
  Neto
  
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- X Æ A-12
  
  13
  
  🤮
  
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- F-16 viper, first of its name, fighter of falcons, yeeter of aim 9x, user of afterburner, bringer of the pimp hand… future extra goes here
  
  I prefer long names you just keep tacking crap onto like samurai or old knight kinda names.
  
  9
- Fighting Falcon.
  
  Friends will call them F-16.
  
  9
- Flugabwehrkanonenpanzer Gepard
  
  9
- The name’s Joint. Rivet Joint. Intelligence is my game.
  
  8
  
  Ooh dang, that's stylish
  
  4
- Tonibler
  
  8
- Pave low
  
  6
- butt stockton
  
  5
- Sarsılmaz Beefboy
  
  5
- Russia Delenda Est
  
  5
  
  Delenda is honestly a lovely name.
  
  1
- Bunkerbuster
  
  5
- Lockheed Martin
  
  5
- Al Bombs.
  
  So his mom is the mother of Al Bombs
  
  4
- Does Ukrainian have a different name for Moscow?
  
  2
- AIMy
  
  1
So now I understand why Musk hates Ukraine.

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We are glad to welcome to the family our new bundle of joy, Fsixteen Fuckputin.

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- Mazel tov from his cousin, Ferdinand Fteenthousand.
  
  4
Some alternatives:

Fighting Falcon

Strike Eagle

Raptor

Stealth

Then the kid just goes by a nickname.
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- Raptor is going to KILL the social circle in elementary school.
  
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- F XVI
  
  6
- Effsix.
  
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- Then the kid just goes by a nickname..
  
  Viper?
  
  3
So BRRRRT is still fine?

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What if they named the kid "Eff Sixteen" or "Raptor?"

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- You mean "Viper"?
  
  13
But Lil TomyF-16 has such a good ring to it

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- He has so much fun playing in the backyard with lil B2 Stealth Bonnie & her brother, Chase the Choppa.
  
  10
  
  Let's not forget his cousin, Bobby Tables.
  
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Interesting. Assuming real, in a war-torn country, I could imagine this is to combat accidental exclamations of a name that could lead people to act rashly.

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- With Russia kidnapping children, it's they much harder to get them back without conventional names.. We demand the return of John Smith! we demand the return of 67AutumnLeaves! Russian: We have no one in our system with that name we must not of took him.
  
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  And then, when 67AutumnLeaves grows up, he can be offered a chance to be injected with super soldier formula and chase Shoigu to the gates of Hell.
  
  7
  
  "Must not have" or "must not've."
  
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But Bradley is OK, I assume.

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How about naming the kid Dynamics, and setting them up early for a nice and lifelong military career? Because one day that name might make sense.

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Five kids named atacams clustering around the swingset…

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F XVI fuck you

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- I was going to go effsixteen, but that's because I know the tragic tale of Ronly Bonly.
  
  4
Have some aspirations, name her Eff Thirtyfive.

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- Eff would actually be a decent name. Easy to spell and quick to say/shout. Little Эф. Подбирать ваша игрушка, Эф!
  
  IIRC they don't really do middle names, though, because they already have patronymics.
  
  5
- I think it's like Kalash, a common name in undeveloped nations because they have direct experienc with the Automata Kalashnikova 1947.
  
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But mah freedom of l33t speech!

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Essess Kay Moskva

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I'm expecting MST3K references. Don't let me down, edgelords.

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- Who'd name their kid Poopie Suit?
  
  2
How do you spell "Fighting Falcon" in Ukranian?

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John Paul II enters the chat.

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- Technically not Arabic numbers. Probably F-XVI would pass muster
  
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- I like it. I like it A LAWT.
  
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La Forge Gorwell.

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Father Lawnchair Pilot.

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Himars doesn't have numbers and sounds relativity normal

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