1 wk. ago • 97%

Don’t you DARE come home with the artificial variety!

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- One of them is filled with a dye that turns mice transparent, and other other is crab juice.
  
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  TIL mountain dew is flavored with Doritos dust.
  
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Now I can finally make my own Clamato!

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I use it in a family recipe--clam sauce. Widely hailed as some of the best food any of my friends have ever had. It genuinely is outstanding, so don't sleep on this stuff.

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- I just hope you use the natural variety.
  
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- It also goes well in a Bloody Mary according to my Canadian ex
  
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  We call them ceasers
  
  We typically buy the clam juice premixed with tomato juice, Clamato juice.
  
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Man I’m sure there is some culture I could have been raised in that would have resulted in me finding that appealing and all…. But I would probably vomit if I drank any of that.

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- It's a useful ingredient for things like clam chowder. I don't think anyone is suggesting to drink it straight like apple juice.
  
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  I am. And please take a video.
  
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  In my college's drama club parties, it was tradition that one of the officers of the club would drink a bottle. They would make up a different reason each time they did it as to how the tradition started.
  
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- A splash of clam juice adds umami to a recipe and you don't taste the clam. It's in the same culinary category as fish sauce, but less potent.
  
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- More of an artificial clam juice fan, are you?
  
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- Have you ever had a Caeser? . It's better than you think
  
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- It’s for pastas, soups, and alcoholic beverages
  
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Also all natural

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- How do you even juice an onion?
  
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  Squeeze it really hard
  
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  Puree and strain, i guess?
  
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  With your eyes closed, I suppose.
  
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  Very carefully.
  
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- 🥵🥵🥵
  
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What is in synthetic clam juice?

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- You don't want to know.
  
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- Mussels
  
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Good ingredient in a clam chowder 🤤

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Big Clam has been suppressing synthetic clam juice research for years

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I only drink vegan clam juice

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Sorry I prefer supernatural clam juice

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- They stocked that for a while, but it kept summoning dark eldritch horrors in the frozen foods aisle.
  
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artificial variety

lol sounds like forced diversity. So the imitation stuff is woke!

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🤢

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“Mom, I told you not to buy the imitation clam juice!”

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I don't get it?

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- Natural clam juice as opposed to the artificial variety.
  
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