Everytime I see a cybertruck, It makes me think of the "Fighting Polygon Team" from Super Smash Brothers N64. Each polygon character is a essentially a weaker knockoff of an actual character from the game. I haven't played that game in years but I seem to remember it was my least favorite level from single player mode.
62"I'm leaving, Jeremy."
"OK but before you go can you take one more picture of me with the Tesla® Cybertruck™? I don't think I looked sad enough in the last one about all those dollars that people aren't giving to Elon."
68get a life. What a loser
28- 55
I looked him up.
"The best Tesla cybertruck influencer"
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25this is yet another example of a second generation billionaire thinking that all the ideas that his brain produces must be phenomenal.
23I refuse to believe this is real.
Mostly for self protection.
38Minecraft Delorean.
30Probably a bag holder who bought Tesla stock at the peak.
14On that Apple shit
19I don't know if it was always like this, like pre internet, but I remember when I first started hearing people concerning themselves with the profitability of corporations online.
It was somewhere around the start of the eternal September (I was one of the unwashed tech illiterate masses), and I witnessed people having the most furious debates about video game company / console profitability, and it just never ended.
I wonder if it was just my first encounter to seeing so many Americans in one (virtual) place, or if it was the latent tribalism of the internet, or just nerds having fun crunching their nerd numbers. But I still see way too much of it.
It has got better in some of the chiller places on the internet, though. Which are about the only places I frequent.
Curious to hear other people's perspectives on this kind of parasocial relationship with corps / brands.
8Rivian is still a better pic smh my head
7sarcasm? this can't be a serious post!
6He’s so aroused by thoughts of Elon that he’s gazing into the distance and curling his toes.
9It's a cult!
9cradle the balls...stroke the shaft...work the pipe...swallow the gravy
7Elon Cucks
8Nawww, look at him sitting there sulking like a widdle Baby, are you upset because nobody think your truck you paid extra for is cool?
7He's simping hard
5It’s true, the cybertruck is an amazing product. It’s frankly unbelievable that that thing actually exists, can move (generally speaking) and even has people who like its exterior as “beautiful”.
Amazing, really.
0tin can cowboy cares heh
3Glazing at it's finest
2parasocial
1Fake and gay
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