They were in the way though...
They were in the way though...
Elon and his Jr High/middle school energy. All that's missing is an image of him standing serious as can be improperly holding a katana saying, "while you were busy being woke, I studied the blade."
168Oh don't worry, we have that already. (please excuse the Reddit image link).
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That's the most edgy teenager post I've ever seen a boomer do.
Edit: I just remembered this exists.
126And here we have it folks: if anyone asks for it, this is the is definitive photographic evidence that Musk is the biggest douche in the universe, the pinnacle of douchedom.
To think that people actually look up to this muskrat.
21"I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky surgery, but it's worth it. Meep morp." -Elon probably
14That's not so crazy for a GenX kid. I know. I was there.
4does he also threaten to hack people
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While you were partying, Elon was studying the blade.
85Elongated Muskrat is the kind of person I can imagining going “psshh… nothing personnel, kidd…” and tries to teleport behind you to stab you
19
Anybody remember when we would question whether tweets like this were real or not and would need to check to confirm it?
80Ahh, yes. In the before times...
35The long long ago
19Before the dark times... Before the Empire.
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Obviously. Nobody fakes tweets anymore because they look reasonable compared to the real stuff no matter how hard you try.
7Money cannot buy happiness.
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I miss those days. The utter craziness of people like Musk seems so... normal these days. He's so far off the deep end and yet, somehow has supporters and fans and far too many people willing to still use his shit.
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Elon is becoming the posterchild for cringe
68Big mall sword energy
30Gotta get that nippon
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Becoming...
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This is straight up nice guy mall ninja shit.
"Maybe this is their lucky day..." He finished writing as he looked in the mirror at the Fedora with a ninja star tucked in its brim.
That stranger on the Internet has no idea just how close they came to seeing the full might and fury which caused Twilight Sparkle to fall for Elon in the first place.
Finished protecting the interwebs, he went back to trying to bring his waifu to life by sending an even bigger check to his AI engineers. She's the only one that truly understands him.
His mom really needs to take away his Internet privileges.
65This is an adult responsible for thousands of jobs.
62That was my first reaction to this.
How can someone be simultaneously so powerful and so immature? What batshit insane circumstances have given this manchild so much influence?
22What batshit insane circumstances have given this manchild so much influence?
patriarchal white supremacist capitalism
10Well he inherited a lot of money, invested in the people who who were technically very competent and driven, then when he got hype he was able to attract more people like that, he made two investments that were popular among the leftwing during the Obama years so lots of government cash, and then established people just assume the stock prices of his companies could only go up.
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Those jobs are the least worrying thing he has responsibility/power over..
16Well, it’s thousands less since he fired all l those twitter employees. And he wants Teslas to both be built by robots and to drive themselves. So at least he’ll be increasingly less responsible for jobs that are subject to harassment and racism as time goes by.
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The tweet has major middle school edgelord vibes
60Someone get Elon a No Fear tee shirt
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Elon's lawyers: "He didn't mean that."
Elon: "Yes I did."
Elon's lawyers: "He really didn't mean that. He's just cranky because he skipped lunch."
54If by “lunch” you mean “impregnating his secretary to spread ze glorious vite race” then yeah.
12Elon: "Here's a map to where the bodies are buried."
Lawyer: "Can I join them?"
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Real Dwight Schrute energy.
42Fuck what's next? If you don't like me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best?
31He passed that loooong ago.
10I don't even like him at his best
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This tweet sounds like the kind of shit you’d see online when someone wants to be tough but is also too scared to tell the cashier they gave the wrong change back.
2714yo Tumblr user beef ahh billionaire
25Right? He has all this money and influence, but all he seems to want to do with it is complain like an angsty teen online. Dude has less self control than your average teenager.
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So did he cancel yet another fight with Zuck?
25He sounds hurt and scared, like he's losing an imaginary argument at 3am, some he had in the past. If only he could afford therapy. If he's printed it being in school, his parents should've locked all guns and pointy objects in their house.
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art source : https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Vym1Y8
23Is he talking about the strike in Sweden? Does he think he's gonna win against the Swedish unions? Does he think they're gonna fold and give up the Swedish model... for Tesla?
20He could be talking about Media Matters and the EU, too. Or other lawsuits or investigations. No telling, really.
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"Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril"
He doesn't look very tough
18Dude backed down from a fight with Zuckerberg. The poster boy for bully bait.
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Is this real?
This is like, something I would expect to see on r/ThePack
18AROOOOO BOY WE ARE ON LEMMY TOO
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Elon Eastwood, go ahead punk... MAKE MY DAY LOL ol keyboard warrior dude
16So he's a revenge killer. Cool of him to admit it. Investigate him.
15I guess it was Mark Zuckerbergs lucky day then...
15I can’t think of a single time that adding ellipses to the end of your message actually made you sound badass.
12Ellipses are supposedly very popular with Gen X. So that tracks.
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Ya Boi going full Charlie Sheen
11Except Jack Dorsey. He will forever have one on your Elon..
9Is this his attempt at stochastic terrorism?
9Feels a lot like it. He is taking a page from Trump's book
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And @MissingThePt wasn't seen again... until the next tweet. Elon was talking bullshit as usual.
9This makes me wonder how many hitmen he's hired.
7Guy is a mega billionaire with his own private rocket ships. How much more could the fucking universe owe him!?
He literally has a 10 million dollars for every dollar I have. And there is no way I would ever be so vindictive that I would write something like that.
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