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2y ago

They were in the way though...

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Elon and his Jr High/middle school energy. All that's missing is an image of him standing serious as can be improperly holding a katana saying, "while you were busy being woke, I studied the blade."
- Oh don't worry, we have that already. (please excuse the Reddit image link).
  
  He is legit JP from Grandma's Boy.
- He has the power of god and anime on his side
  
  And 230 billion dollars

That's the most edgy teenager post I've ever seen a boomer do.
Edit: I just remembered this exists.
- He’s Gen X.
  
  Take that back. We don't want him.
  
  It's not about the Boomer on his birth certificate
  It's about the Boomer in his heart.
  
  Which is kinda worse.
- And here we have it folks: if anyone asks for it, this is the is definitive photographic evidence that Musk is the biggest douche in the universe, the pinnacle of douchedom.
  To think that people actually look up to this muskrat.
- "I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky surgery, but it's worth it. Meep morp." -Elon probably
- That's not so crazy for a GenX kid. I know. I was there.
- does he also threaten to hack people

Anybody remember when we would question whether tweets like this were real or not and would need to check to confirm it?
- Ahh, yes. In the before times...
  
  The long long ago
  
  Before the dark times... Before the Empire.
- https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365
  It's real
  
  Obviously. Nobody fakes tweets anymore because they look reasonable compared to the real stuff no matter how hard you try.
  
  Money cannot buy happiness.
- I miss those days. The utter craziness of people like Musk seems so... normal these days. He's so far off the deep end and yet, somehow has supporters and fans and far too many people willing to still use his shit.

Elon is becoming the posterchild for cringe
- Big mall sword energy
  
  Gotta get that nippon
- Becoming...

This is straight up nice guy mall ninja shit.
"Maybe this is their lucky day..." He finished writing as he looked in the mirror at the Fedora with a ninja star tucked in its brim.
That stranger on the Internet has no idea just how close they came to seeing the full might and fury which caused Twilight Sparkle to fall for Elon in the first place.
Finished protecting the interwebs, he went back to trying to bring his waifu to life by sending an even bigger check to his AI engineers. She's the only one that truly understands him.
His mom really needs to take away his Internet privileges.

This is an adult responsible for thousands of jobs.
- That was my first reaction to this.
  How can someone be simultaneously so powerful and so immature? What batshit insane circumstances have given this manchild so much influence?
  
  What batshit insane circumstances have given this manchild so much influence?
  patriarchal white supremacist capitalism
  
  It's all an act, why are people still paying attention to him?
  Leave x
  
  Well he inherited a lot of money, invested in the people who who were technically very competent and driven, then when he got hype he was able to attract more people like that, he made two investments that were popular among the leftwing during the Obama years so lots of government cash, and then established people just assume the stock prices of his companies could only go up.
- Those jobs are the least worrying thing he has responsibility/power over..
- Well, it’s thousands less since he fired all l those twitter employees. And he wants Teslas to both be built by robots and to drive themselves. So at least he’ll be increasingly less responsible for jobs that are subject to harassment and racism as time goes by.

The tweet has major middle school edgelord vibes
- Someone get Elon a No Fear tee shirt

Elon's lawyers: "He didn't mean that."
Elon: "Yes I did."
Elon's lawyers: "He really didn't mean that. He's just cranky because he skipped lunch."
- If by “lunch” you mean “impregnating his secretary to spread ze glorious vite race” then yeah.
  
  https://piped.video/zqllxbPWKNI?feature=shared&t=626
- Elon: "Here's a map to where the bodies are buried."
  Lawyer: "Can I join them?"

This is so incredibly cringe.
- Not long now until he posts videos of himself cutting water bottles with a "katana"
  
  I think we are past that.
  He has already said he would fight that Zuck kid, as soon as school finishes, by the bike racks. But somehow never managed to show up.

Real Dwight Schrute energy.

- I expect to see your meme used unironically by the "grindset" morons very soon.
  
  It scares me how some people idolize him.

Fuck what's next? If you don't like me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best?
- He passed that loooong ago.
- I don't even like him at his best

This tweet sounds like the kind of shit you’d see online when someone wants to be tough but is also too scared to tell the cashier they gave the wrong change back.

14yo Tumblr user beef ahh billionaire
- Right? He has all this money and influence, but all he seems to want to do with it is complain like an angsty teen online. Dude has less self control than your average teenager.

So did he cancel yet another fight with Zuck?

He sounds hurt and scared, like he's losing an imaginary argument at 3am, some he had in the past. If only he could afford therapy. If he's printed it being in school, his parents should've locked all guns and pointy objects in their house.
- ~~his~~ good parents should’ve locked all guns and pointy objects in their house.
  his father wouldn't give a shit, or even encourage him..
  
  I'm sure it's a crime to make me emphatize with Elon. Be aware, I almost got here.

art source : https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Vym1Y8

Is he talking about the strike in Sweden? Does he think he's gonna win against the Swedish unions? Does he think they're gonna fold and give up the Swedish model... for Tesla?
- He could be talking about Media Matters and the EU, too. Or other lawsuits or investigations. No telling, really.

"Those who pick fights with me do so at their own peril"
He doesn't look very tough
- Dude backed down from a fight with Zuckerberg. The poster boy for bully bait.
  
  Not to dick ride a billionaire, but Zuck's been working out and is apparently serious about BJJ.
  I don't really buy him actually winning tournaments, but I'll always regret that fight never happening because there's a nonzero chance Musk would have been internally decapitated.

Is this real?
This is like, something I would expect to see on r/ThePack
- HEY MFER, I DON’T AGREE WITH YOUR ASSESSMENT OF THE PACK BUT I SURE DO HOPE YOU CRANK ON BROTHER!
- https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1726989224073896365
  Yep
- AROOOOO BOY WE ARE ON LEMMY TOO
  !the_pack@lemmy.world

Elon Eastwood, go ahead punk... MAKE MY DAY LOL ol keyboard warrior dude

So he's a revenge killer. Cool of him to admit it. Investigate him.

I guess it was Mark Zuckerbergs lucky day then...

I can’t think of a single time that adding ellipses to the end of your message actually made you sound badass.
- Ellipses are supposedly very popular with Gen X. So that tracks.

Ya Boi going full Charlie Sheen

And @MissingThePt wasn't seen again... until the next tweet. Elon was talking bullshit as usual.

Is this his attempt at stochastic terrorism?
- Feels a lot like it. He is taking a page from Trump's book

Except Jack Dorsey. He will forever have one on your Elon..

This makes me wonder how many hitmen he's hired.

Guy is a mega billionaire with his own private rocket ships. How much more could the fucking universe owe him!?
He literally has a 10 million dollars for every dollar I have. And there is no way I would ever be so vindictive that I would write something like that.

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