Scareolas

I felt a little more stupid after reading the "explanation".

Pasta would give a more sensible answer than this Pastor.

Al pastor 🌮

Dude, horse people are crazy I swear. One time, I had a random horse rider on my land. I had a dog with me that would attack predators/ large animals. A random horse person decided to use our trail and approach us. I grabbed my dog (100+ lb) and held her with me, hoping they would pass. We have clear fence lines, so it wasn't an accident. I hid the dog from the horses vision.

The horse rider had the fucking gaul , after showing up on MY land to say "your dog is scaring my horse, can you please stand up straight and act more approachable?". Mother fucker I'm not approachable at all right now. Take your horse home, and fuck off. They TRIED to make it a habit. I told them they could come back if they want to, but they're going to get bucked off. They haven't come back much. I get the idea, the horses are easily scared. You need to be careful around them. DON'T BRING THEM TO A RANDOM PERSONS RANCH AND COMPLAIN.

Especially since you never know if there are naked women arround a ranch
Horse people are generally less used to rejection and being told no then the regular, average trail enjoyer
How did you know he was a Gaul? Was it the superior cavalry?
- These horse people are crazy, by Toutatis!
- Of course they had a Gaul?? They're a horse person.
  https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/Gaul
- nah it was just Gaul tagging around behind his love interest again, I'm sure Bain was nearby too
- Did they have a runner on foot leading the horse? And a manbun on one of their temples? If yes, they might've been Suebian.
Lost the perfect opportunity to say, 'fuck you and the horse you rode in on'.
- Meatballs 2 was not a great movie but PeeWee was in it. He said this to the other camp leader. He flipped the guy the bird then held it horizontally and pushes it towards him. The guy ignores him and walks away. Minutes later, he comes back outside and sees PeeWee do it again. The guy holds up the finger and says "I know what this means, but what's this?" horizontal bird.
  That's when PeeWee explains. Guy grabs him by the face and shoves him off camera.
Ugh, horse people...
I had a similar experience while mountain biking on a shared use trail that was a former railroad. I could see the group of riders coming towards me for like half a mile, and knew I would need to stop to let them pass, as that's the yield order for the trail rules.
The leader of the horse people had the gall to start screaming at me to stop from 1/4 mile away. I had already started slowing down in preparation, but I didn't come to a stop until they were more like 100 yards away. As they passed, she chewed me out for not stopping earlier, she apparently thought I was supposed to stop half a mile away or something and wait 10 minutes for them to leisurely trot past me.
Fuck horse people. If your horses are that skittish around people and bikes, then they don't belong in public.
The nerve of some people, to be where they shouldn't and then tell you how to act. I've ran into weirdly entitled horse people several times on hiking trails. For whatever reason horses have right of way over hikers and I've had so many horse people exercise that when it's been bad for me (and them). One lady tried to get me to stand by the edge instead of the mountainside because drops made her horse nervous. Like motherfucker, this whole trail is drops. Walk your horse if you brought the wrong one for the job. I'm not falling 200 ft so you can pretend to be a cowboy. Also, trudging through horseshit sucks. /rant
- The nerve of some people, to be where they shouldn't and then tell you how to act
  This is basically how the USA started.
- If its their land, man, I get it. Horses are super skidish. If its a private horse trail, they have the right of way. If they're anywhere off that trail, they're just being entitled.
That's not just horse people, snowmobilers, bicyclists, hell, I had a guy just wander into my yard through the 6 ft privacy fence because his cheapo drone crashed in my yard, maybe. Fucking metal detectorists. I keep telling them it's illegal to dig in public places in this state and every single time, they argue with me and I have to threaten to call the cops before they fuck off. I even caught one in the boulevard in front of my house. Like WTF do you expect to find there? Random bolts that fall off cars? Nobody walks there, dude. Ever.
- Snowmobilers for sure. At least those guys I can give the benefit of the doubt since the fences are usually buried. Crazy about metal detectives though. I never would have thought

This reads like a KenM comment

Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in awhile…
- His grandson moved to LA
GOOD point!
- We are ALL GOOD points on this blessed day

Then my neighbor, Joey, with his saucer-sized nips should also be illegal.

Agreed.

It's all a conspiracy from big bra.

Is this why I’m afraid of my gf?

Are you a horse?
No, you are afraid of her becaus of the way she ate the steak last week at the family barbecue....
- Did fate mistake us for a pair of star crossed lovers?
  \ The savory ending wasn't drowned in salt and pepper
  \ And as we danced together, I cried a funny smile
  \ As I felt you awake in the heat of feast
  \ Now you're gone forever now inside myself here we go
  \
  \ Ooh Mr. Steak, you were Grade A
  \
  \ I believe when a man's in love he'll do anything he wants
  \ He'll do anything that will come to his mind
  \ And like that, Mr. Steak was in love every minute of his mind:
  \ He's stepping left and right cha-cha
  \ He came to me in a package of delight
  \ Every other meal paled in his shadow ooh
  \ He picked me, not the other way around
  \ He came bursting at the seams
  \ He pranced around la la
  \
  \ He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
  \ He loved to move he was everything and more
  \ And every bite just made him dance more and more
  \ He loved to
  \
  \ Mr. Steak you were Grade A
  \
  \ Mr. Steak, he's such a bachelor at heart
  \ He'd never met another cut that likes to booty booty shaky shake
  \ Do you believe that a steak couldn't love
  \ Or is hard to manage the fact of meat jerkin to the beat
  \ But Mr. Steak he is practically an animal of joy
  \ The rarest of all cuts: tenderloin
  \ It was a tragedy of unimaginable fate his legend lives across the land
  \ Hand in hand here we go
  \ He brought the 1
  \
  \ He brought the 1 2 3 he brought the four on the floor
  \ He loved to move he was everything and more
  \ And every bite just made him dance more and more
  \ He loved to
  \
  \ Mr. Steak you were great, eh?

I heard of a pastor in my town once say that "Satan lands a 747 of sin on exposed skin". Conceptually I think I just kind of like the way his brain worked, misogyny aside. Also according to him this means Boeing built at least one custom plane for Hell and that kind of makes sense.

God obliterating my wife with a jumbo jet after she wore shorts to the family bbq
- Well i dont really judge kinks usually but god himself? Isnt that a bit too far?
- that got a spit take from me
Ive known girls shaving their pubic hair into a landing strip, and on further reflection it makes total sense why satan, and i, were so interested in them.
- So that's why I've always preferred girls not to shave. So much more landing space for sins!
- honestly just good taste imo. perhaps you should get in touch with Boeing as well (but not really, they kill people)

Yeah that pastor is gay

I haven't been to church in 4 years, but I would pay to hear this sermon

Not wanting to cause fear in horses is my new go to excuse for everything.

Yes, well, it’s very important to keep all the horses at the waterpark calm.

Hey, last time I was at a water park a woman's top popped off at the bottom of a slide and half of us died getting trampled by the nearby horses.
- I hate it when I get trampled by horses and die.

Stupid scary areolas.

_{also the name of my garage band}

Scareolas

RedSonGamble giving me Bobby Boucher vibes.
\ Muh-muh my pastor said.

Given that we still have stupid pointy shoes that fuck up our feet because they made horse riding with stirrups easier forever ago, I fully believe this is a valid possibility.

Pointy shoes continue to make horse riding easier. Source: me with sore ribs because my rubber boot got hung up the other day.
- who was riding you

Will somebody please think of the horses?!

I don't really like seeing anyone's nipples in public. But then, I also understand the difference between my personal preferences and need for legislation.

I'm not going to lie and pretend that I don't enjoy seeing boobies

Someone want to flash a horse and find out?

I'm going to see a horse tomorrow probably. I can try and report back
- I'm constantly getting titty flashed when we move cows .
  Wait, those are teats.

Is this just another horse girl meme?

Lady Godiva's horse dared not look back at the judgemental eyes of doom.

Ontario, Canada has had no topless law for many a year now unless it changed recently. Many boobs were showing when it 1st came out and the law against was rescinded. Now all these years later not so many boobs. Guess everyone became meh about it.

Columbus Ohio doesn't restrict toplessness and yeah every once in a while you might see nips when it's too damn hot to wear a shirt, but otherwise it's basically only at festivals or when people are out at night in the summer. Comfest and pride have plenty of toplessness though.
Men ruin everything! Can't keep our stupid mouths shut...

Other women, mostly, is the actual answer to the title question. At least in modern times. No one hates women more than other women.

ah yes, misogyny is women’s fault. a classic.
go fuck yourself
- Female misogyny is misogyny and pretending it doesn't exist isn't helping anyone, so I will go fuck myself, but not because you told me to.
- Go to Iran and see how many of the morality police are women.
  It's not always black and white. Religion rots brain of both genders.