ROFL It’s tragic that Amazon is in the insurance game…That’s when you know it’s a true dystopian present getting started in full gear.
60This looks like a low end concierge medicine program more than insurance.
39I just tried to say something sarcastic but, yeah; In truth, I do agree with your assessment of Amazon OneHealth. As it’s a hybrid of a low end concierge medicine program with a tiny amount of insurance-like benefits.
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Started? Oh sweet summers child, Sony has been making more in the life insurance raquet than anything else Sony makes for decades... and they are one of the few megacorps I still buy from.
6Sony... and they are one of the few megacorps I still buy from.
Dear God, why? Between the continuous pushing of proprietary formats and the fucking rootkit they inflicted on people via music CDs almost two decades ago, they were one of the first megacorps I started boycotting!
12I was never aware of that fact, as I never expected that Sony would be in on that kind of scheme! There’s too much going on and I simply can’t take it all in. However, this doesn’t surprise me as megacorps will do whatever it takes to make as much money as possible! Since buying power makes right (up until they get a firm slap on the wrist). 🥴
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Highjacking to shout out a good method to the madness that is American health insurance.
A terrible guide to the terrible terminology of the U.S. health insurance by brian david gilbert
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Trauma Team Platinum
47How the fuck can a bookstore evolve into a healthcare provider? Where the fuck are we living anyway? I need this to stop.
44"Welcome to Costco, I love you."
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While the US healthcare system is very broken, isn't this actually a good deal?
35My Prime membership pays for itself about 8 times over because the one medication I have is so cheap through Prime vs insurance.
But it's a little worrying that the company famous for undercutting competitors to drive them out of the market is doing this with healthcare.
70From what I could find out you still have to pay the office you use. This subscription doesn't actually cover the actual appointments.
I could be wrong, but that is what it seemed like to me.
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Now they know what you buy, what you watch, what you listen, and what you ail from,
32https://open.spotify.com/track/4KM77RUl2IKdXGhtOBbKIS
"You load 16 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
St Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store. "
The company store is slowly making its way back in vogue
17Phony stark already spun up Tesla company towns, the elite want a return to feudalism and company stores are a key part of that
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One medical is actually a pretty good service and it's fucked up that Amazon bought them
22See also: every other service Amazon has bought.
I miss when Goodreads had updates.
23Bookwyrm is a Fediverse alternative to Goodreads. :)
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What a goddamn joke, fuck this planet can we be fucking exterminated already? Jesus christ
19Don't worry, with all the pollution, war and climate change going around, we ain't staying on this planet for too much longer.
9you can absolutely exterminate yourself no problem, go for it. don't drag the rest us down with your depressive outlook though
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Not the single payer healthcare we expected
10For an Australian, this is like going back in time 10 years and you have to pay for it lol
10Welcome to Corpo Medical. Due to a late payment on your Prime credit card, I'm afraid we've temporarily suspended your healthcare coverage. Please drink a verification can and proceed to the nearest Corp facility where our friendly underpaid staff with fake service smiles will help you sign up for our exclusive 6 month intensive Stop Being Poor!™ program, for a small fee.
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10You clearly have never been to a hospital
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I want the platinum Trauma Team package.
7First thing that came to mind and I see others are here are of the same mind with platinum trauma response.
spoiler
So leaves me to wonder how far are we from the cyberware then?
7I am curious, does this monthly fee simply enable access to doctors that you then have to give additional money to? If so what is the out of pocket cost? Does it cover hospital stays? Does it cover medication? Or is all of that extra and out of pocket?
I’m only asking because I have insurance. And it is significantly more per month. And it basically covers nothing other than the invented prices of medical care hospitals charge.
A usual statement of benefits I get from my insurance is:
Hospital billed $20,303 for service but we (insurance) only accept a bill of $3798 for this service so we paid them $1000 for the service and you, (our beloved customer) only pay the difference so please pay the hospital $2798 for the blood test they mistakenly coded.
Does that happen with Amazon? Or are y’all paying $8/ month and 1) getting charged full cost at hospitals / clinics Or 2) just paying $8/month?
(In case it wasn’t obvious I’m in the US and no, I am not exaggeration on my example or being sarcastic, I am genuinely curious)
2Looks like they still charge insurance for in-person visits but remote help is included.
https://health.amazon.com/prime#insurance-box https://www.onemedical.com/insurance/prime-members/
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