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  • Hammocks are the best tents, especially for solo camping. Some pack up so small I can fit the hammock, tarp and bug net into the pockets of cargo pants.

    Thermo-rest is your best friend, even in a hammock. Having a wind pass under your body will make you real cold.

    Scout campsites thoroughly for poison ivy, poison oak, anthills, wasp nests, etc.

    Pay attention to sleeping bag ratings and remember that a 0°C rating just means you won't die at that temp, not that you'll be comfortable. Sleeping bags are one of the few things with a strong cost/quality correlation.

    Always have rope. Bring lots of rope. Know what makes a good rope.

    • I'll add to this, know how to use good rope, learn a few knots, and you'll be surprised at how often you use them even in your daily life.

      My favorites, and thus my recommendations, are these, in order of usefulness.

      1. The Bowline. Obviously. It's one of the most versatile knots you can make. You use it to create a loop around something, and that loop will not move. It will not tighten or loosen, it can support your body weight and more. It's often used to haul people up when they've fallen into a crevice or hole, because a noose would tighten around your chest and hurt you on the way up, but a Bowline will not.

      And, if you need a noose, you can make a small looped Bowline, and pull the lead line through it to make a noose that will self tighten on whatever your putting it around.

      Best of all, the Bowline is easy to remove. You know how hard a regular square knot is to undo? Especially if you've pulled it really tight? A Bowline knot, by design, is always easier to undo, even if it's seen hundreds of pounds of load. It really is the best knot, in my opinion.

      If you can only learn one knot, make it a Bowline.

      1. Truckers hitch. I use this knot all the time. Have you ever tried to use rope to tie something down? And no matter how tight you pull the rope, by the time you're done making the knot, the rope has slipped a bit, and it's looser than you'd like? Especially annoying when trying to put up a clothes line at camp, and it's all droopy.

      Enter the truckers hitch. This knot let's you cinch the rope up super tight, and lock it in place, so it stays that way. Plus the finished knot always has a tail you can pull to easily undo it. This is useful for clotheslines, hammocks, tying stuff to your truck or bike, plenty of uses, easily my second favorite knot. Tied for first, practically.

      1. Sheet bend. Have a rope that's too short? Need to extend it a bit to get the job done? Sheet bend, double or triple sheet bend depending on the load. Easily connects two ropes together, and comes undone easy enough when you need it to, unlike if you just used two square knots.

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      1. Clove Hitch. Quickly and easily tie the end of a rope to a circular object like a pole or tree. Goes on easy, comes off easy.

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      1. Butterfly. Make a non sliding loop anywhere in the middle of a rope. Don't load the rope too hard though, this knot can be tough to undo.

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      1. Spike hitch, similar to butterfly, but more likely to slide, tightens like a noose on whatever you loop through it under load, but has a wide variety of uses that become more apparent the more you play with rope and knots. Fun fact, this knot is easy to learn, because it's the basis for the Bowline and truckers hitch.

      There's definitely more knots to learn, and others will have opinions on which ones are the best. But these are my favorites. Just learning the first two will be extremely helpful to you.

      Edit: wow that formatting really got away from me. I'm on mobile, so I'm leaving it, sorry

      • The explanation I've always heard for the sheet bend is that it is used for tying together differently sized ropes. But honestly, every time I've tied it, it was fiddly to tie and felt sketchy to actually load. For any actual work that is important or possibly dangerous, I would not use a sheet bend. The double fisherman's is far more secure. The flat overhand bend is almost as secure (depending on the rope), and fast to tie. If untying after loading is a priority, you can just tie two bowlines with the loops going into each other - back them up with barrel knots if you expect cyclical loading, as this can cause bowlines to slip.

        Everyone I know talks about how easy the butterfly is to untie after loading. But then, they are comparing to an overhand or figure 8 on a bight. If being able to untie after loading is a priority, I use the bowline on a bight.

        For anyone reading - please do not try to haul anyone up anything using your newfound bowline skills, unless you are in a very safe situation - like, helping someone walk up a steep hill. Hauling unconscious bodies through the air without appropriate precautions can kill or permanently disable a person. Especially don't do this with cheap Walmart rope that is rated for "trust me bro". And especially don't do this if you don't understand how to preserve your progress, gain mechanical advantage, or lower the victim again safely. Source: rock climber for 15 years, WFR certified, SPRAT certified.

    • Hammock camping is a very personal decision. Personally, I tried it for a while and just found it to be a hassle, and I never managed to find a comfortable sleep position.

      But the hammock campers I do know recommend getting an underquilt instead of using a sleeping pad. Of course, this can fuck you over if you can't find any trees - but the underquilt isn't weirdly square in the hammock, and instead just conforms to the hammock's shape.

  • Never piss on your camp fire if it's upwind of your tent. - source, was in the scouts, we did this to another patrol. Man, their tent stank.

  • If you're out bike touring, KOA's almost always have spots set aside for cyclists to camp. Both KOAs and state parks are really useful for showers and clothes washing. Was genuinely surprised how many state parks had both when I toured across the U.S.

    If you're in Washington state, the state parks are legally required to find room for you to camp if you rolll up on a bike and they're otherwise full.

    • That's great info about KOA and Washington State!

      Love staying at state parks on bikepacking trips, the warm showers are always a lifesaver.

  • When cooking with a skillet, let the fire die down, gather as many hot coals as possible and set your skillet firm on top your coal pile.

    When cooking with a pot, hang it above a low fire, in most cases you wanna make sure the flames aren't licking your pot.

    This pic is from my last camping trip, if you wanna know how to build the tripod, there are pleanty of youtube videos on the topic.

  • Watch some primitive/bushcraft survival videos on YouTube. There's a lot of good tips and tricks, especially for when you aren't exactly prepared for camping (emergency situations) and need shelter, fire, food, water, etc.

    Favorite channels:

    • Bertram - Craft and Wilderness (off-trail camping videos)
    • Coalcracker Bushcraft (lots of good info)
    • Donnie Dust's Paleo Tracks (primitive tools)
    • Primitive Technology (fire by friction, primitive crafting)
    • Survivorman - Les Stroud (survival, cooking, history, etc)
    • Woodsbound Outdoors (good info and demo)
  • For most outdoors-people the terms camping and binge drinking are interchangeable so a couple of luxuries are needed for the next morning.

    First up to take care of is the morning AGB (After Grog Bog) so a camping dunny and a toilet/shower tent is a must. Don't fool yourself into thinking a shovel and hole in the ground is good enough, you are not a cat.

    Second is some wet bum wipes for cleaning the dags off your turd cutter after dropping off your AGB.

    Third is an Aeropress (and a set of scales!) for making yourself a good coffee. This easy to use hardware is well known and the internet is full of peoples favourite recipe for creating the perfect coffee:

    • 18g of coffee
    • 90g of water
    • 90 second brew time
    • flip over and press into mug (should take about 10 seconds to press down)
    • add more hot water and/or a little bit of milk to your personal preference
  • For starting a fire, look for bits of birch bark on the ground, it is extremely flammable and is much better tinder than leaves.

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