"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
152Remember Kif: the fastest way to a woman's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
36Well at least there's something we can all agree on.
8Relevant last place comic:
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If by immediate you mean in govermental decision making scale i.e. couple of weeks or months then I once saw a guy being an actual decent person to be around without expecting anything in return and he had no problem getting around.
104Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?
78Become a trapdoor spider, and leave a basket of Bed Bath and Beyond gift cards outside your door as bait?
Step two say ????? No idea what really. Maybe cross your fingers you have a shared interest and the whole kidnapping thing isn't a big deal.
Step three be in a relationship, and probably learn to leave room more often.
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Yeah I know 3 different plus sized gamers who are happily married
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TIL: there is such a thing as a stupid question.
65There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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“Plus Size Gamer”
Dude, we’re fat or even obese.
48morbidly sexy
60Sounds like a great band name
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rubenesque gamer
15Diabetes Stranding
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I heard that showing her how unfair it is that just because you are nice no one wants to sleep with you, is the best way to make her sleep with you out of obvious obligation to your nice personality and unjust fate
47I used to know one who would go for "here's $100", though that was many many years ago and I don't know if she still lives that kind of life. I haven't kept up with anyone from high-school, much less friends of friends.
36"You should smile more. You'd be a lot prettier"
28No clue, but I would start by not referring to them as females, just a hunch.
24"Hi, I'm Gabe"
20"$3 million/year, 1 night/week."
17~150,000/night is a hefty cost.
2To betray one's own heart in the interest of profit, such a cost is fair.
10ever been married?
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Han shot first
16You don't have to say anything, just show them the sweet skills you've developed while studying the blade.
16John Madden. Football.
9"plus sized"
8There's one in the Austin Powers movies with a funny scottish accent.
I don't think he's not a gamer tho. "Dead sexy" funny guy nonetheless.
7I believe his pick up line was: "Listen missy, do you fancy another go? Because once you've had fat you never go back."
He had other lines the ladies love like:
"First things first. Where’s your shitter?! I’ve got a turtle head poking out!"
4Fat Bastard?
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This is semi unrelated, but I think still somewhat fitting. There's this one guy in our festival group that sometimes is away, no one knows where he's at but chances are high, he's fucking someone. He's that kind of guy, that ladies fall for when he drops lines like "hi, I'm (redacted) and how do your pants open?"
If I hadn't seen it, I wouldn't believe it.
5Well, actually...
1The prequels were better
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