What's valuable, but not worth stealing even if you could get away with it?

They found me, I don't know how but they found me

Atomic Basketball Supermen don't grow themselves, bub.

Don't forget to rub it with lemons to make the invisible ink visible

Hold on a minute! I'm taking my minute back

some people steal art just for the thrill and don't even attempt to sell

Stolen AGAIN?! (The theft plays a part in the painting's fame.)

I understand from some podcast that the Mona Lisa is famousbecause it was stolen. Before that it was just another painting.

You are worth it!

That's not necessarily valuable, exactly. Yes, companies charge a lot for consumer ink jet printer ink, but prices go down dramatically when you're talking about commercial printing. A two liter bottle of high-end dye sublimation ink runs about $200 (might be up since I last bought in 2021), and the dye sublimation ink for the HP printer I operate costs about $700/10L.

If your printer has replaceable print heads that aren't part of the ink cartridge, and if you can retrofit a bulk ink system, then you quickly find out that ink is pretty inexpensive.

It's not stealing if you give it back afterwards

You'd be surprised at how many nations would be willing to break that international law for some cheap oil.

I feel like "getting away with it" has that covered, so it would be totally worth it.

Mike will definitely knock you out.

But that's not valuable. It's free!

Is there a lot of money in... ah... Incan... Matrimonial head masks?