Truit Farts
Cum Rake
123ReplyNo one asked about your mother.
86ReplyI... I uh... Anyone have her number?
17ReplyThere’s a Blue Milk joke in there somewhere…
5Reply
Pepperoni Pizza
...wait.
99ReplyPizza the Hut!
14ReplyFirst sounds
Pipperoni pezza
12ReplyChimi Changa
4ReplyPika chaka chimi chunga solo wooki oh oh oh!
2Reply
Habba the Jut
4Reply+1000 food
3Reply
Streef Boganoff
72ReplyBounty hunter
37ReplyI hope they name all of the clones “Boyardees”. They’re technically just canned versions of the original.
4Reply
This is just a Bulgarian name.
8ReplyOk that one is hilarious
3Reply
Neef Bachos
Thad Pai
Beese Churger
Suna Talad
Somato Toup
Peal Varmesan
Dotted Sp— never mind
63Replybeese churger took me out
18ReplyIn the sequel you learn the character’s full name is “Fruten Glee Beese Churger” & is often just referred to as “Po Nickles”
12Reply
Thaddeus Pai
8Reply
Chilled Greese
45ReplyThis is one of my favorites because it grosses my kids out when I say it
Also, if we're including food ingredients:
Bound greef
Fuck Dat
23ReplyBound grief is either a fetish or a band. Probably both
8Reply
Always nice to find fellow Spoonerism enjoyers in the wild.
28Replygeez... this is something my brain just does. They're like earworms where my brain gets stuck in a loop or something. Drives me bonkers sometimes. And it's not just swapping initial sounds. It could be swapping internal vowel sounds or ending syllables. It's how Bradley Cooper has forever became Boodley Crapper in my fucked-up noggin...
14ReplySame here. I started doing it as a silly thing to tease/bug my girlfriend but now it's become a permanent part of my personality. I will now only say "jadies and lentlemen", and I did it so frequently that she says it too.
2ReplyI'm not the only one! I drive people crazy in conversations because they'll be talking to me, and instead of keeping the conversation going I just repeat back what they say as spoonerisms. Also, backwards speak. When my brother and I were little we would be bored lying in bed unable to sleep so we would have conversations saying every word backwards and then try to figure out what the other was saying. We got pretty good at it to the point that my brain processes a lot of what people say backwards and forwards. I'm not as quick about it as I used to be, though.
2ReplyI, too, have the iterative compulsion, friend. The upside is the complete lack of writer's block, right?
2Reply
Not a food but I can no longer read a garment care label without being reminded of the infamous Tumble Drylo
19ReplyTumble Drylo?
I wish to know more.
3ReplyNot much to tell. It’s a Star Wars character name @hotdogsladies@mastodon.social made up on the spot on a podcast years ago and has embedded itself in my head like a brain worm
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LOL. They really do sound like Star Wars names.
18ReplyPello Judding
Nape Gruts
Toft Saco
17ReplyChackin Meese
Cheef Balupa
Joppie Sloe
16ReplyCheef Balupa is fucking hilarious, and has been added to my list of funny Steam names to use at some point.
14ReplyChacho Neese!
Actually, that sounds more like a language.
Chachoneese. 2Reply
Treet Stacos
Saco Talad
Tai Chea
Bothered Smurrito
Mry Dartini
St-Bone Teak
Steef Broganoff
Panilla Vudding
Cocolate Chake
Tinnamon Coast
16ReplySup Broganoff
13ReplyYou know how every bad dude in cheesy 80s movies was named Chet or Trent?
Yup. Steef is now the universal dickhead name in cinema moving forward.
8Reply
I really like Mry Dartini.
4ReplyTai Chea
4ReplyTeet Stracos I think. Which might be one of Luke's buddies on that island....
3ReplyTai Chea
"Tai Chea!? Tai Chea!? Tai beans Chea, mro!"
3Reply
Paggis Hakora
Peak Stie
Beese Churger.
14ReplyFrom r/sbubby way back when. "A funcking beesechurger for monch."
6Reply
Chicken Curry
13ReplyCicken Churry?
4Reply
psst, dont tell people how JKR names their ethnic characters
12ReplyYou mean like cho Chang and Padma Patel?
11ReplyOr Kingsley Shacklebolt?
6Reply
Durkey Tinner
Leet Moaf
Chotato Pip
Rizza Poll
12ReplyDark Moaf sounds badass
3Reply
I like Indian food:
- Chasala Mai (Is that cheating because I switched the starting sounds, not a single letter?)
- Pag Saneer
- Mikka Tasala
11ReplyVamb Lindaloo
9ReplyNow I'm starting to think every Star Wars name actually was created using this method and south-Asian food...
4Reply
i think switching phonetics is more in keeping with the spirit of the joke than switching spellings
7ReplyIf you were completely ignorant of the existence of Indian food those would still work.
4Reply
Never had a suke lywalker before. Sounds lit.
10ReplySootlong Fub
9ReplyChac'n'Meese
9ReplyBeanut Putter
3Reply
Cot Hoffee
8ReplyThis one’s either a planet or a creature someone has to habitate.
2Reply
Boot reer
7ReplyYou'll get my boot in your reer in a minute if you carry on like that
6Reply 3ReplyFor people who don't listen
2Reply
köner debab
6ReplyGlup Shitto would like a word
5ReplyPashed Motatoes and his cousin Pried Fotatoes
5ReplyDon’t forget their Kissin’ Cousin, Pweet Sotato.
Pweet has an unnamed tot that may or not become a Sith Lord.
2Reply
Mig Bac
5ReplyThere's a literal character already named Shu Mai.
5ReplyDhanksgiving Tinner
4ReplyWasn't Dot Hog an 80s contemporary of Ron Jeremy?
3ReplyI thought she was Boss’s wife down there in Hazzard County, no?
4Reply
War Stars
2Replydomain.hog would be funny
2ReplySeef Btroganoff
Geef Boulash
Bongolian Meef
Seef Btew
Ceef Basserole
Teef Benderloin
Seef Boup
Seef Balad
2ReplyPiken Chaprikash
Boulash Geef
2ReplyPalepneo Jopper
2ReplyLrench Freen Gentils
Ftir Sry
Creen Ghili Cheeseburger
2ReplyPeperoni Pizza
1ReplyIsn't that where the name of the Yuuzhan Vong can't from?
1ReplyJimmy Scrambles
1Replyhalama karris
0ReplyLol this post is a month old and yet someone downvotes you
2Reply