Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles
Anon has a problem with inaccurate game titles
DOOM Eternal
game eventually ends
135ReplySee also: Duke Nukem Forever
77ReplySee also: Duke Nukem Forever
See also: BioShock: Infinite.
57ReplyThey were probably referring to the development time.
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> Final Fantasy
> For the 16th fucking timeCompare that to:
> Endwalker
> Literally walk to the final boss 108ReplyNo Man's Sky
Obviously I am up here
91ReplyTherefore you are a woman
46ReplyAssigned female at purchase
37Reply"Oh, Trans' Sky"
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But you don't own the sky
11ReplyTake my love
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand 10Reply
> Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
> Not a single vice to be found
> House Flipper
> All houses are orientated normally
> Untitled Goose Game
> Has title
> Octodad
> Absolutely not a single octopus in the game whatsoever
> Golf With Your Friends
> No friends.
79ReplyI was thinking Vice City, no vices?? But I think I get what sort of vice you mean now
19ReplyFor anyone else who still doesn't understand!
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Oh wow, now I want to make one of those physics gimmick games where you fire houses out of a trebuchet.
8ReplyI will back this project on Kickstarter
5ReplyBecause of the use of the superior siege engine, I thoroughly approve.
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I have to challenge the octodad one: He has a wife and children obviously he isn’t single !
7ReplyWith Octodad joke, are you implying that you didn't see through the disguise? If so, I don't think it fits with the rest and is confusing, tbh.
2ReplyNot so much that I didn't see through the disguise, more that the running joke of the game is that nobody else sees it other than the chef.
12ReplyYou’re a very fun person
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You know what, shout out to Concord here. The official definition of a concord:
agreement or harmony between people or groups.
Everyone did in fact agree not to play the game.
70ReplyI've read a wiki page about it, critics didn't even score it too low. To me it seems that the issue was that Sony tried to make something just to profit off, without considering making it fun or novel, unexpectedly people didn't want to pay for yet another multiplayer shooter without anything new.
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>Battlefield 4
>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
>Pokémon Yellow
>Has other colors
61Reply>Actually has 32 multiplayer maps which would constitute a battlefield
Also:
> Is at least the sixth game in the Battlefield franchise, with the most generous possible interpretation of what counts as a mainline game.
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>Dark Souls
>Souls emit light>Hyper Light Drifter
>There's no car in the game>Final Fantasy
>Has more than 10 sequels, hardly "final" 55Reply>Dark Souls
>Literally only one Dark Soul
14ReplyTo be fair, DLC souls are pretty dark, and "drifter" also means "wanderer"
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Team Fortress 2
No Fortress, nobody plays as a fucking team, and it's the third game.
53ReplyI technically it might be the first game on the account of the previous 2 being mods.
13ReplyThen it'd have been called Team Fortress 1.
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first game was TF0
game versions are zero-indexed
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Counter Strike
Only initial strikes
50ReplySwitch sides after the first game, there's your counter strike.
5ReplyNope, as everything is reset. In this universe it's clearly a new timeline independent of the first round.
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Wolfenstein 3D, Duke Nukem 3D
2.5D engines. 😏
44Replyit's a rounding error
29ReplyRounding up on .5 is the most common method of rounding!
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> Legend of Zelda > You're playing as Link save for a few games
> Wolfenstein 3D > Best it can do is raycasting and 2D sprites scaled
> Valve Software Inc. > Is a game developer and publishing company, does not develop software for plumbing
> Epic Games > Nowadays only create Fortnite, which is the opposite of being epic
44Reply> Enter the Matrix > No math whatsoever in the game
30ReplyTarget audience is GPUs
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Legend of Zelda
But you're saving Zelda, so I think it gets a pass. Link's Awakening is right out though, Zelda isn't even a character in that one.
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They call it halflife because Gordon is middle aged
38ReplyHe is 27 tho
12ReplyYa, but look at what he does at his job. He'll be lucky to make it to 54.
33ReplyAnd G-Man puts him into space prison for about another 27 years. I say name sticks
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Oxygen not Included: Starts with oxygen.
37ReplyKilling floor
Scenery is non-destructible
Black Mesa
All the mesas are actually brown
Max Payne 2:The Fall of Max Payne
Actually he does fall over a lot in this game
32ReplyDead Cells
Literally unable to die
Slay the Spire
The Spire slays you (I'm bad at it, okay)
31ReplyControl
Literally everything is out of control
31ReplyMortal Kombat 1 - This is the 12th game in the series
28ReplySee also: Battlefield 1
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Resident Evil:
Numerous non-residents are evil too
28ReplyDead Space
You are alive and fight in claustrophobic environments.
26ReplyThe Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening
Zelda doesn't even appear
25ReplyHades 2: Hades is barely in it
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Infinite Wealth
Never have enough money.
24ReplyWith infinite wealth come infinite taxes. This is how you know this story is a work of fiction
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Dark Souls
Have white souls in it
22ReplyEVE Online: humanity’s distant future
Halo: “Run! It’s the demon!”
Mario Kart: drive around as Bowser
Call of Duty: skip work to play
Overwatch: small ground troop battles on city streets
Battlefield: Hardline: use signal jammers to disrupt enemy radio comms
19ReplyHalo
To be fair, the first happens entirely on a Halo. The rest of the series is a lie.
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Half Life is an accurate title. During normal playthroughs it’s rare to have more than 50hp.
16ReplyThat depends on implementing the proper impulse for the onehunderdandfirst time
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River City Girls
You can play as the boys.
15ReplyCounter Strike - You're attacking first
Double Dragon - Lacks even a single dragon
Freespace - Space is already occupied
Risk of Rain - Never rains
10ReplyAce Combat 5: The Unsung War
Singing is an important part of the plot.
10Replyhalf life could just be using phone battery rules. even if your total phone battery capacity is 80% it's original capacity, it still lets you charge it to "100%", its just that you've charged it to 100% of that 80%.
8ReplyBlack & White
Is in color
7Replydark souls
souls are displayed as white orbs of light
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