Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC and others pull onions after McDonald's E. coli outbreak
Burger King, Taco Bell, KFC and others pull onions after McDonald's E. coli outbreak
McDonald’s previously said in a statement that early findings pointed to slivered onions on their Quarter Pounder as a possible source of the contamination.
Literally, 'not the onion'
checks headline
checks community name
........shit. I should have a joke for this, or something.
Hang on.....
.........fuck......
93I said "pulling onions" sounds like jerking off while crying. That's the best I got.
25How could you possibly improve upon perfection?
9Don't eat the crab dip!
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I remember a certain former president trying to deregulate all the things.
Now we’re all getting listeria, and he’s poised to be president again.
46Since he loves his hamburders so much let's hope he gets all the onions.
3*bad thing happens under Biden
*This is just like when Trump!
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trump set a bad policy (deregulation of food industry).
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That bad policy doesn’t suddenly become undone just because Biden is president. It takes more time to fix than it did to break.
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You're a liar
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It was the style at the time.
24Gimme 5 bees for a quarter, you'd say
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Companies like this get an excuse to sell the same products, at the same price, with less ingredients in these moments. Yes the onions only cost then $.02 each burger, but multiply that by 6.5 million burgers sold per day.
They don't give a shit about you, they are pulling the onions to temp boost profit margin as long as they have the cover to say "out of an abundance of caution"...
22Not only that, but some companies don't bring them back. I remember some outbreak happened years ago and Jimmy johns stop serving sprouts on some of their sandwiches. I was assuming they would be back after the outbreak was over, but no. I still eat my sandwiches from their sprout-less.
9That's about when I stopped going. I get the veggie sandwich. without the sprouts its just not very good
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Literally, 'not the onion'
But it literally is the onions...
16Hold on, my onion memes community is going to be devastated
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nottheonion s! ಠᴗಠ
11shit I missed the news and got extra onions on a taco bell burrito this morning. wish me luck...
9shit
If you're unlucky, you might well do so.
10He ded.
8!remindme 1 day
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I wonder how big of a pile of onions could be made with all recalled product.
6Enough to make a grown man cry
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What's even the best case scenario of eating McDonald's food?
6Nuggets and sour sauce😋
6You'll need to shit before your hour long commute home.
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First they came for the arugula and I did not speak out because arugula is meh. Then they came for the sprouts and I did not speak out because sprouts are whatever. Then they came for the me and my onions and there was no one left to speak for us...because they all had food-borne illnesses.
6See, mom? I told you onions were evil.
6Bed bath and beyond fried chicken
3I saw people in the McDonald's drive thru line today. Can't wait to get an ecoli burger I guess.
2Do you really think they're still using the contaminated onions?
3 to 8 days incubation period for e.coli.
6Or that people aren't ever in the McDonald's drive thru
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See it's the veggies that are trying to kill you just as much as the meat if not more.
2It's usually uncomposted manure or the proximity to pasture soil that infects vegetables with E. coli, so it's still a result of the animal agriculture industry.
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5% is too little
2c/nottheonion
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